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Me: … oatmeal?
Riku: yes… oatmeal
Me: uhh right
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Me: so… on with the chapter… only 2 left after this one
Riku: YES… I mean… noooo…
Chapter 14
Mini Golf
It was a usual morning at Camp Highwind's cabin 3b. Tidus was having a wet dream, Riku was being blinded by the light that shown into his eyes, Roxas was muttering in his sleep, Zexion was dong his Soduku (cough) puzzles at an astonishing rate, Sephy was being freaky, Wakka's hair was STILL orange, Cloud was tying his shoelaces, and Sora was… I don't know use your imagination.
"Hey the dance is tomorrow," Sora pointed out excitedly, he was taking Kairi of course, and as gay as it sounds the thought of dancing with Kairi made him want to skip around the camp singing show tunes.
"Yay," Roxas said sarcastically, just waking up.
"Hey don't spread around the glum, just because you suck with girls," Riku said.
"I'm taking Lulu," Wakka said randomly.
"Her boobs are the size of a tree with a thousand monkeys in it," Tidus said freakishly.
"Isn't it great," Wakka said smiling a very perverted grin.
"Hey Zexy, which of your fangirls are you taking?" Riku asked, a Soduku entranced Zexion.'
"None," Zexion said utterly repulsed by the idea that he would bother spending a single second of his precious word puzzle time on a stupid fan girl.
"You need to get out more," Roxas commented.
"I think I'm in a better situation than you," Zexion said and Roxas looked at the floor embarrassed about his pathetic ness.
"Well I'm going to fix that today," Roxas announced randomly. Everyone looked at him with a 'yeah when pigs fly' look, "What, I will, today I will ask her to the dance tomorrow," Roxas said.
"Enough talking about tomorrow, dose anyone have any clue what we are doing today," Sora asked, not remembering what Cid had told them the previous day.
"Mini Golf," Riku said rolling his eyes, Riku missed sitting in front of his computer for hours… there wasn't any internet access at the camp… at least not for the campers, "I miss the internet," He said.
"Yah," Sora agreed, but he had to admit that he would rather be with Kairi than on the Internet any day.
"Sora, Roxas, Riku, can I talk to you guys outside," Zexion asked politely, Sora nodded and fallowed, Riku shot him a wired look wondering why his sexy lard was being ordered outside, and Roxas just fallowed vaguely remembering the lovely dream that he had had the night before.
Once they were outside and a fair distance away from the cabin Zexion stopped walking and faced them, "I have a plan," He said simply.
"What kind of a plan," Riku asked.
"I know how we can get access to the Internet," Zexion said quietly so no passing campers would hear.
"Why didn't you just tell us in the cabin," Roxas asked looking around expecting something to happen.
"It involves a bit of sneaking and if any of those party poopers…that we call roommates heard about it we would be screwed," Zexion said.
"When you say screwed, do you mean figuratively or literally," Roxas asked, yes too much time near Tidus…
"Figuratively you jackass," Riku said, than looked up at Zexion, "you do mean figuratively right,".
"YES," Zexion was beginning to wonder why he had even decided to share his idea with these morons.
"So what's the plan," Sora asked, being the only one with enough common sense to not elaborate on the 'figurative verse literally" conversation.
"Ok, after breakfast, Cid and all of the other campers will be getting equipment and setting up everything for the mini golf," Zexion began, "That's when we sneak out, we have about two hours in-between all of the setup and instructions before Cid actually notices that were gone,"
The three boys thought about the plan for a minute, looking it over for any flaws.
"Yes that's a good idea but where is this computer that we will be sneaking away too," Sora asked.
"Its in Cid's cabin of course," Zexion replied.
"Are you sure he has one," Roxas said.
"Yah, I saw it through his window last night," Zexion said grinning.
"Ok," Sora agreed.
"Lets go get some food than," Roxas said, he was hungry; he hoped that there would be some good food for breakfast.
"See you guys later, I promised to meet Kairi outside of her cabin," Sora said waving his hand casually and turning away from the path to the dinning hall.
"What is Kairi doing to him," Zexion said, wondering why that the boy seemed to utterly worship the ground she walked on.
"He looooooovvvvvvvvveeeee's her," Riku said in a loud and over exaggerated voice, so he would be sure that Sora who was walking away from them would hear.
Sora shook his head and blushed a little, happy that they couldn't see his expression after that comment. He continued to walk towards Kairi's cabin shaking his head about the boy's comments. He was looking forward to the plan that they would be doing later this day. As much as he would love to include Kairi in it, he knew that this was "boy time" as gay and freaky as it sounded, he knew that it wasn't his place to invite Kairi to join them, even though he wanted to.
He would spend some extra time with her later. Smiling to himself he walked up to her cabin, happy about being able to see her smiling face again this morning. He reached up and perkily knocked on the door.
The door opened and Sora's smile widened as he expected to see Kairi walk out and greet him, but no, it was Namine instead. Sora had never seen anyone (with the exception of Selphie) run as fast as Namine did. She bolted right past him with ought a look or a hi, or a casual nudge or anything. She had completely ignored his presence in her quest to get wherever she was going fast.
Kairi walked out the door looking very… ruffled.
"Hi," Sora questioned, confused about what was going on.
"Hello," Kairi said taking a deep breath after she spoke.
"How's life been going in the eight hours that I haven't seen you?" Sora asked, as the two walked to the beach.
"Great," Kairi said rolling her eyes.
"Uhh… why was Namine running from the cabin like that," Sora questioned.
"Lulu decided that it would be funny if she woke Namine up by blasting death metal in her ears," Kairi laughed, her poor friend had been so scared, she ran right into the bathroom, got ready and bolted right out of the cabin.
"Did you get pictures, or a movie or it," Sora asked eagerly, people on youtube loved that kind of a prank.
"No," Kairi asked, "Why are you going to try to sell them on ebay," Kairi asked.
"That might work… but the only good way to sell pictures on Ebay is to tell the buyers, things like "Jesus took this picture"" Sora said.
"That is very true," Kairi said as the two walked up into the sandy area of the beach.
"So what are we doing today," Kairi asked.
"Mini golf," Sora said smiling like he knew something special.
"Sora why do you look like you have some kind of a secret… a nasty secret, on your mind," Kairi asked.
"Its nothing," Sora said thinking of the plan that they had for later.
"Oh," Kairi said, her fingers playing with Sora's.
Somewhere in Camp Highwind
Namine ran out of the cabin at a very fast speed, rushing past Sora without even a wave to acknowledge his existence. There really wasn't a reason for her to run, she was just in a hurry to get out of there before more death metal was blasted very loudly into her ears, but none the less she was running (hahaha another Forest Gump moment).
"Hey Namine," She heard a familiar voice say from her left, she abruptly stopped and nearly tripped over her own feet turning to see who it was… Roxas of course, he was the only one with the capability to say "hey Namine" so… like that.
"Hi," She said trying not to blush about her lovely opinion on his "hey Namine's. She twiddled her fingers, as if she were a kid who was being punished for sneaking into mommy and daddy's secret stash of booze. She consciously stood up straighter, not trying to look too nervous.
"Going to breakfast," Roxas asked her, thinking that she must be REALLY hungry to be funning that fast.
"Yes," Namine said.
"Been eating some of Selphie's pixy Styx," Roxas asked laughing at his wittiness… if you call it that.
"No, just felt like running,"
"The Forest thing again," Roxas asked.
"Yes," Namine nodded her head and laughed.
"So… the dance is tomorrow…" Roxas pointed out nervously, maybe if could just get a little more courage he could ask her…
"Yes, it is," Namine, said trying desperately to hide her disappointment that he was not going with her, but what could she say… IT BURNS… or something.
"Well… Maybe… maybe… maybe…" Roxas started trying to ask her to the dance… but he didn't think he could do it… "Maybe… Maybe you could go with Zexion… he needs a date," Roxas covered for himself. Namine gave him a confused and disappointed look.
"Uhh… are you trying to set me up…" Namine asked, She thought he would ask her out
"He just needs a date," Roxas said as fast as he possibly could wanting to get this over with… He was going to have lots of fun telling Zexion that he had set him up with the girl HE liked.
"Ok… tell Zexy I'll go with him," Namine said not knowing what else to do. Roxas always found a way to screw things up with his utter stupidity (and lack of guts).
"OK… got to go see you," Roxas said and darted off in the other direction. Namine continued to walk to the dinning hall alone… sadly reflecting on the suckieness that the guy that she liked was currently setting her up with a puzzle genius person.
(Ok I would like to put in thanks to Suicidal RuBBerDucky for the Namine and Zexion idea… yay you)
Namine, Roxas, Kairi, Selphie, Zexion, Riku, and Sora sat around the breakfast table; the boys were fidgeting slightly in their seat excided to be going on their little adventure. While the girls were completely oblivious that anything was going to happen. Roxas nudged Zexion, and whispered in his ear.
"… I got you a dare for the dance," Roxas whispered as plainly as possible, Zexion's expression didn't change.
"Why…" Zexion whispered back thinking that he made it quite clear that he was not interested in stupid dances.
"Well… I was going to ask her myself…. But… you asked her instead," Roxas said trying to make sense.
"… You suck Roxas," Zexion said, but now I have to go with her.
"Your lucky to be going with Namine…" Roxas said as if he was great and had done something courageous and nice, not that he had chickened out at the last second.
"Ask her yourself next time," Zexion said getting rather irritated.
The rest of breakfast went by relatively fast. Tidus's rants could be heard echoing through the dinning hall the whole morning, but everyone had gotten used to them…
Bleeeeeeeeeeeep… that was the microphone… the damn thing always made that noise… anyway Cid walked up to the microphone trying his very best to look like he was very important. The four boys perked up suddenly, it was almost time for the plan.
"Today will be Mini Golf day," Cid droned on, and the boys figured that this would be the perfect time to leave.
"We'll see you later," Sora said to Kairi as he got up, and headed towards the exit as quietly as possible, the other three fallowed, Kairi looked strangely at there receding figures ands wondered what exactly what was going on… must be some crazy boy thing, she thought. Yes Boys are strange…kind of…
Sora, Riku, Roxas, and the freaky Soduku freak, headed out of the doors of the dinning hall as quietly as possible, as expected, the oblivious Cid had not noticed a thing… yes the possible ax murderer was very oblivious.
The boys ran as fast as they could to the biggest cabin on the entire property, Cid's cabin. Running away sneakily like this made Riku feel like a ninja on a top-secret mission to… I dunno do some ninja like stuff.
They approached his cabin, and ran to the door. Sora went to open it, but not to his surprise, it was locked… wow that sucked.
"… What do we do now…"? Sora said, the plan seemed foiled… well they could break the door… but the weren't that desperate.
"You idiot, of course we won't use the door, were going to climb in through the window," Zexion pointed to a window on the first floor, it was about four feet off the ground and it could be easy to climb through, it was wide open, and yet again Cid was proving to be an idiot… YAY
I'll go first Riku said, feeling that it was his job as the sexy badass one to go first… He jumped up as high as he could and than dove down head first through the window.
Yes it sounds incredibly graceful, but unfortunately he did nor jump quit high enough and got stuck, with half of his body in and half out of the window… Like pooh bear…
"Owww," Riku said, complaining about how he had landed on the windowsill, which was most definitely not comfortable.
"Stop being such a whiny… person," Roxas said, and shoved his feet in through the window so he hit the floor head first on the other side of the window. After Riku everyone was able to climb through without much trouble… wow and he was supposed to be the badass one, guess-judging books by his or her cover was a dumb thing to do… (a/n though that fight with Roxas in deep dive was soooooooo badass).
So all four boys stood inside the cabin, right in front of them was a new and shiny dell computer… the boys grinned ear to ear. Oh how they had missed their precious technology… and connection to the world.
"My turn first," Zexion declared, it was his plan, so they supposed that he should be the one who got the computer first.
"What do we do while we wait for you," Roxas asked.
"Why don't you do some word games… or you could snoop in Cid's stuff," Zexion said.
"I don't think we should be snooping through his stuff…" Sora said.
"We have and excuse," Riku said in an I am SOOOO cleaver voice.
"What is it," Sora asked.
"We are looking for evidence that he really did kill the other councilors… you know like an ax murderer," Riku said.
"Good enough," Roxas said, opening a closet and digging through some cloths.
"This is pretty nasty," Sora commented looking at Cids dull clothing, "I hope he washes them…"
"Ha good thing Tidus isn't here," Riku said, just picturing some of the comments, and as sick as they were, they could be entertaining.
"Well so far, no ax… or bodies… or petrified squirrels," Roxas said.
"Did you expect to see petrified squirrels," Riku asked.
"No… but still… this is CID," Roxas said, anything could happen when you were breaking into Cid's cabin right.
Meanwhile
"Any you hit the golf ball like this," cid droned on and on like some kind of a boring teacher who was only still teaching because they enjoyed the health benefits.
"The trees scare me…" Tidus whispered, to Kairi. Sora was still who knows where, and Kairi was stuck listening to Tidus's commentary one the entire mini golf thing.
"… Uhhh why," Kairi asked, almost regretting that she had even responded.
"Because you never know what kind of sick sexual predator is standing behind them," Tidus said. Kairi took a deep breath, deciding on laughing really, really, really hard, or screaming… this is why she liked Sora… he was not like Tidus.
Cid's Cabin
"Yes it is finally my turn," Sora said happily, after an hour and a half of searching Cid's cabin for anything of interest, he had still found nothing that great… this was actually a shock… he had expected to be disturbed beyond his craziest dreams.
"Yay you," Riku said, sad that his time had ended; Sora's turn was the last one. Of curse he checked his email quickly, laughing as he remembered an email that Roxas had gotten from his friend Axel… it went something like this.
Roxas, buddy how are you? Is the camp as preppy and as torturous as we thought it would be? Meh it better be your parents are paying some good money, they better be getting some top rate happy, not fire related fun… hahaha… anyway you will never guess what happened the other day… lets just say that your precious sea salt ice cream truck is no more… it wasn't me, it was pence… apparently that diet isn't going so well so he took it out on the truck. I strongly suggest not taking out your issues on ice cream trucks in the future… the entire town is going insane from the lack of ice cream (good thing I hate the stuff) its chaos, wait till you see it
Axel
Yes, it was insane; anyway Sora went on all of his favorite sites and did all of his regular Internet related activities.
"Ok, your time is up, this gives me ten minutes to delete all signs that we were here," Zexion said.
"Ok," Sora said, getting out of the computer chair (which was really comfy). Zexion sat down, did some typing and clicking and pulled up all of the memory, and started deleting random things… that he was presumably supposed to be deleting.
"Hey what's that…" Sora pointed to a website that had been visited by Cid… something about older men facts… wait a minute… EWWWWW
"… Uhhh….," Sora said…
Everyone randomly started laughing… ok they had finally found the disturbing thing that they were expecting. After all was said and done, Zexion shut off the computer and the three preceded to climb out the window, still laughing a little.
"We have five minutes, before he finishes his little speech," Zexion said, and they ran up the path to the field where all of the mini golf was set up.
"And that is how you score mini golf," Cid said finally done with his speech, the boys joined the crowed pretending that they were there the entire time.
"Hi Kairi," Sora said to Kairi.
"Where did you go…" Kairi asked, she had noticed that he had been gone for about two hours. The two grabbed some golfing clubs and a scoring sheet and headed out to the golfing part of the field.
"Long story," Sora said, as he hit a six… yes he did suck at this sport.
"Uhhh… as long as it didn't involve porn or drugs I'm fine with is," Kairi said, getting a two, which was on par.
"What about having HOT LESBIAN SEX WITH Roxas," Sora asked jokingly.
"I didn't know two guys could have hot lesbian sex…" Kairi laughed knowing very well that he was only joking… but she would ask… just in case, "your joking right," She said.
"Yes," Sora said.
"Well what did you do than," Kairi asked.
"We sneaked into Cid's cabin," Sora told her, "But… you not supposed to know,"
"Why did you do that… is this about that Ax murderer thing," Kairi said.
"No for the internet," Sora said.
"Oh…" Kairi said, "your lucky you were there, I had to listen to Tidus talk about random stuff while you were gone… it was depressing,"
"What did he talk about," Sora asked smugly.
"He thinks there it rapists behind the trees," Kairi said.
"Well… you never know…" Sora laughed, as he finished hole two… this time with an eight.
"Your an idiot," Kairi laughed and moved to the next hole.
"So… I guess were going to the dance together," Namine said uncomfortably, to Zexion, Roxas flinched behind her at the idea, but of course did not say anything.
"That's what Roxas tells me," Zexion said, hitting a hole in one.
"It was your idea right," Namine asked, "You were just shy to ask… right,"
"Well… shyness was most defiantly involved…" Zexion said.
Namine nodded, Zexion was really… nice… maybe… but she would rather go to the dance with Roxas… she smiled at the thought of going with Roxas…
Later… this chapter can't go on forever
After all the mini golfing was over (Zexion won, not so surprisingly… and Sora lost) Tidus had not stopped his rants about the people who were supposedly behind the trees… and as disturbing as it was, it was starting to become the slightest bit entertaining… don's ask why… because I can't answer that.
Now the group sat at the dinner table having a lovely meal of pizza. Yes Pizza, everyone… except for Zexion (he hates everything… except for special K) loves pizza. It was in fact a very good food… wow this is a really random rant… anyway, they were eating dinner.
"So the dance is going to be fun tomorrow," Riku said.
"This is all that we have talked about all day" Namine pointed out, wanting to get off about the subject, she was not exactly going with her dream guy….
The rest of dinner passed rather quickly… there was of course some chatter about random stuff that had happened, and of course the usual "Riku's future job" topic…
"So, do you really think that Riku wants to be a Victoria's secret model… or is he only kidding, I can't really tell," Sora said to Kairi as the walked back to Kairi's cabin.
"I don't know…" Kairi said, it was a good question… someone should make one of those documentaries about it (you know the ones that ask more question's than they give answer's… it would be perfect for the Riku thing). The two thought on this as they approached Kairi's cabin.
"You know… you're really pretty… if I hadn't already said that," Sora said, To Kairi on the stairs that let to her cabin.
"You must really want a kiss," Kairi laughed.
"No, I'm serious," Sora, said, "you are lovely," After Sora said that Kairi leaned in and Kissed him.
"Thanks, your really handsome too," Kairi said opening her door.
"Goodnight," Sora said.
"Goodnight," Kairi said to Sora closing toe door. As Sora walked back to his cabin he grinned happily, the things that she made him feel were indescribable; he loved that girl so much…
a/n wow heh this took a while… sorry. Anyway only two more chapters left… wow… anyway I want LOTS of reviews