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A/N: Ha! An actual 100 words. I'm not usually so disciplined. So pleased with myself.
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Xander)
Claim: Crossovers (SG1)
Rating: PG
Prompt: Forest
Drabbles completed so far: 14/100
"Don't say it," Jack warned. "It's my line."
Xander pouted.
"It really is," Sam sighed. "He says it every single time."
"Unless, you know, it's not there," Danny added helpfully, earning a glare.
Xander considered using his patented Puppy-Dog Eyes, but opted not to. Best to leave the big guns for more important matters. Like guilting Jack out of his jello. He quickly hid a smirk at that thought. "But I want to," he whined.
"Nope," Jack rejected out of hand. "It's mine."
Xander sighed heartily, and gazed around. So. Many. Trees.