Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess

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As Urd passed by Skuld's room, she heard Peorth cry out," This is why you shouldn't press buttons in my room, you baka!"

"This is a travesty! The love goddess of the roses, reduced to a body that will forever remain petite! How will I ever complete my tasks now!?" Skuld cried out, in a tone more dramatic than she usually talks in.

Urd opened the door and saw something that made her jawdrop. Skuld's goddess marks were on Peorth and Peorth's goddess marks were on Skuld. At the moment, Skuld was posing dramatically and Peorth was childishly stomping her feet. Urd asked, "What's going on?"

"Skuld stole my body, probably because it is sexier than hers will ever be!" Skuld said, pointing at the other brunette goddess.

"Nonsense! Peorth tried to play with one of my inventions and it did this to us!" Peorth growled.

Urd blinked a few times before she asked, "So did Skuld make a machine that forces everyone to speak in third person? Because Urd thinks that is dumb."

"No!" Peorth and Skuld yelled.

"I'm Skuld and I'm trapped in this body until I fix the device that did this to us," the being in Peorth's body said. When she looked at the smallest divine being in the room, she yelled, "And don't even think of dressing me in that underwear you call clothes, Peorth!"

"This is the second time I've been reduced to a child, Skuld!" The being in Skuld's body yelled back. "Do you think I find this amusing!?"

"I do," Urd interjected as she raised her hand, getting a nasty glare from the other two goddesses.

"She really is a baka like you always claim, Skuld," Peorth remarked.

"I'm glad you see the light, Peorth," Skuld replied.

"So…" Urd muttered. "What now?"

"I need to repair the device. You two need to stay out of my way," Skuld stated as she walked to her workbench. "So keep an eye on the child and make sure she doesn't get into trouble."

"Yeah, Peorth. Watch TV with me and stay outta Skuld's way," Urd added, pointing out of Skuld's room with her thumb.

Looking back with a smirk, Skuld said, "I was talking with Peorth."

"Oh-ho! Just because your current body isn't a brat, doesn't mean your attitude isn't bratty, you brat," Urd quickly said. Skuld turned around and began to crack her knuckles.

However, both were hit on the head by Skuld's mallet. As Urd and Skuld rubbed their heads, they glared at the grinning Peorth, wielding the mallet. The latter pointed at the other two and said, "No fighting until everyone's back to normal! I won't allow you two to damage my perfect body!"

Skuld and Urd gave each other a quick glance, unnerving Peorth.

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As a struggling bound-and-gagged Peorth was put into the closet, Urd asked, "How long before your doohickey is fixed?"

"Considering I never fully completed it, a couple of hours at best. A couple of days at worst," Skuld answered as the closet door was shut.

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Notes from HotelKatz: And here is another one from me. A Peorth/Skuld Switch. Adding Peorth to Skuld and Urd's arguments can either help or hinder a story. In my case, it seems to add a hectic pace I normally don't go at.