REALLLY SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! BUT ME THANKFUL TO ALL THOSE WHO WAITED SO
PAIENTLY FOR THIS! Naiowa: So there reward is listening to you ramble?

Mdalia: Yeah, it could have been better at the end of Iroh's date, but I
just wanted this finished ASAP, and stuff. Naiowa: Ah the ever growing list
of junk to fix up.

The-3-Amigos: Thank ya so much! Complements like that take the cake! Thanks
for the cake! Raesha: YAY! CAKE! Keiana: I think Zuko is still sleeping off
his hangover to care but cake good! Naiowa: Cake very good! Sakura:
yummmmmmmmm! (Everyone starts eating cake) Iroh: Tea goes well with cake,
much-obliged Raesha: He's using big words! Naiowa: like clueless?

Sokkazukofan: Yeah, I did sorry, looking for a decent and not to mention
hilarious song for Zuko to sing, my new excuse is an evil known as
school...Naiowa: Ahh the threats just keep getting better

Zuko: (still asleep)zzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Naiowa: Man he wont shut up!
Sakura: Zuko I believe you've already met Mr. Jeessock, (shoves Jee's sock
into Zuko's mouth again)
Naiowa: Much better, you can't hear him now
Raesha: Am I the only one who hears choking noises?
Naiowa: No, but you're the only one who cares
Raesha: Who says I care?
Keiana: Dragon-Racer101 owes absolutely...NOTHING!

Zuko woke with a headache, a big one at that, he woke up, more like fell out
of bed and stumbled a bit, he headed over to the door he went to open it and
surprise it wont open! If you paid close attention last chapter Sakura had
rearranged his lock.
"HEY!" Zuko yelled, then almost instantly, regretted it
"ow...Head...Hurt...Mustn't...yell" He mumbled as he grabbed his head in
pain
"I think the pyro is up" Sakura said dully, putting a queen down, she was
playing- duh Poker, and the narrator is getting tried of saying that...
"Shut up then genius" Naiowa said, cleaning her paw and being a stupid
midget like she is.
"SHUT UP OR ELSE!" Naiowa screeched
"SHUT UP OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS!..Oww...head" Zuko said. (a/n: I
never had a hangover, and I hope I never do, so I dunno what someone would
feel like so just go with me please! Naiowa: I feel sorry for those poor
reviewers...)
"We have sharks?" Raesha asked, "beats me, but I could use a nice decent
well-cooked tuna" Naiowa said, wanting a nice, properly cooked fish...HA!
Keiana was just reading, ignoring the idiocy that was going around her.
"WILL SOME...ow..BOD-ow..head..GET ME OUT OF...Ahh...head...Pain.." Zuko
yells/mumbles
"Sakura, shut him up, I cant concentrate with him yelling like the idiot
that he is" Keiana says, flicking through her magazine, where are they
getting all these modern day luxuries is beyond me...
"Well that's a no-brainer, we had a little "friendly disscusion" with the
authoress/writer/ruler of this(-)15-on-a-scale-of-1-10-fic about certain
uh...necessaries" Sakura said, winning her 4th and not-quite-last-game of
Poker. "
But fine, if I must...But does anyone else care if we just left him in
there?" Sakura asked,
"not really" Jee says, sipping at coffee! And reading a New York Times
(a/n: man these disclaimers...I DON'T OWE THE NEW YORK TIMES! I DON'T EVEN
LIVE IN NEW YORK! Naiowa: Ahh, ever get the feeling someone had has a hard
day of sitting on her butt and staring at a computer?) Paper! Man the
authoress/writer has really let this fic go...
"Nah, we just took control" Naiowa replied chewing on a rat, well at lease I
think it's a rat...It could be some sort of small poss-
"NO! I'M ALEARGIC TO POSSUMS!" Naiowa yelled, running into a wall to get
away from the "possum" I got to remember that for the next time that little
freak is scaring me... There a few more mumbles of
"next time we use the bathroom stall that hasn't been cleaned in two months
to lock him in there" and "I couldn't care less if we shoved him in a safe
and left him with Zhao" To Sakura's question.

Sakura then dragged Keiana and Raesha to Zuko's room
"But I don't wanna! I DON'T LIKE HIM!" Raesha whined, "well duh! No one
does, apart from those rabid fangirls and Iroh, but I'm sure if they count"
Naiowa says, who has since gotten over her possum fiasco.
"True, but what about that chick in the spoilers! What was her name? J-"
"SHUT UP Raesha! Not everyone has read the spoilers" Sakura said, normally
she didn't care what secrets she left out but she was thinking of the
reviewers...May they be blessed...
"Fine" Raesha said, pouting, Keiana who was bored out of her mind, was just
reading, Sakura let go of Raesha and Keiana letting them fall to the ground.
"Ow...Jeez, would it kill ya if u warned us!" Raesha asked, "maybe" Sakura
said, fiddling with the lock and opened the door to let Zuko fall flat on
his face.
"9.5 for the impression, .5 for the fall...You scored a perfect 10!" Keiana
said, she, Raesha, Sakura all had pieces of paper with "10" on them and were
holding them up, Naiowa had one in her mouth saying, "You suck more than the
suckiest suck that ever sucked"
"I like Naiowa's score" Keiana said, the girls erased there papers to all
read "You suck more than the suckiest suck that ever sucked" Zuko's little
self-esteem just got a nice kick in the gut.

"Thanks...Leave me alone...Unless you have Panadol" Zuko asked, (a/n: for
all of you who don't know, Panadol is another head-ache relief thingy, and I
don't owe it either) the girls shook there heads, while Naiowa just threw
her head back and laughed evilly...Evil little thing aint she?

"Why do I get tortured so!" Zuko moaned to no one in particular.
"Well remember a few chapters ago when the authoress/writer swore revenge?
Well, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE AUTHORESS/WRITER'S PUNCHING BAG FOR THIS
CHAPTER! WELL DONE INDEED!" Sakura says, for more effect for the occasion,
Keiana and Raesha got a huge bag of confetti and poured it over Zuko's head,
Naiowa somehow manage to throw a bright yellow streamer at Zuko's head,
needless to say this wasn't helping the laws of
not-possible-without-opposable-thumbs, Zuko's self-esteem (assuming he has
any), or Zuko's hangover.
"Shut up...I hate you all..." Zuko says, Raesha who has built a sort of
immunity to stuff like that, just smiled widely and said
"Awww, you're not quite my friend either!" Zuko wished he had a button that
made those girls and cat suddenly and unexpectedly combust into flame.
"How did u know that?" Zuko asked wearily, it was in his diary, pages 34-45
the ones with the butterflies and shiny flow-"Ok that's enough of that
nightmare-ish description" Keiana said, she too had witness the pink, girly,
horrors of Zuko's diary.

Zuko, got up, wearily wiped the confetti and streamer off of him, and went
to nag his nice, crazy, but cool uncle Iroh!
"Aww, you mean that?" Iroh asked, no not really, but hey, your pretty much
the only character who everyone likes. Well pretty much all girls have this
thing for Zuko but still other tha-
"Shut up, Uncle! I need asprin! NOW!" Zuko somehow even manages to pull off
that favorite thing of his- demanding stuff even when with a killer
headache.
"Ah, so you did have some fun in the last chapter" Iroh says.
"How did you know!" Zuko demands,
"The girls told me, but I also read last chapters script" Iroh explains,
well theres your major DUH! For this chapter, man Zuko is dense.
"No duh!" Naiowa says, looking at Zuko. "He needs a contamination suit -
he's leaking stupid juice everywhere" She continues, I agree, the janitor
aint gunna clean tha-
Zuko muttered some un nice things and swore he'll kill the authoress/
writer.
"Get in line" Jee said still reading the New York Times.
"FINE! Ow...Head..." Zuko mumbled, he walked over to a cupboard and opened
it, it was a nice cupboard- real mahogany- oh, anyway in this mahogany
cupboard Zuko pulled out...Dun, dunn, dunn...ASPRIN!
"SHUT- ow..UP!...ow..Head...again" Zuko mumbled, swallowing at lease half a
packet of the aspirins.
"You'd think he'll know not to scream like a loony when u got a hang over,
man he looks like hell" Naiowa notes, complementing Zuko's newfound dark
rings around his eyes...Well eye 'cause the other already looks like,
crappy.

"LIKE DUDES AND Uhh...DUDETTES AND Uhh OTHER PEOPLE THINGS LIKE WE SCORED
OURSELVES LIKE ANOTHER CHICK! LIKE YEAH!" Soilder came, yelling, needless to
say, Zuko's headache just got a lot bigger.
"Now...try that again in uhh...What language do we speak?" Zuko asked.
"I dunno, we use Chinese characters for writing, so do we speak Chinese
to?" Sakura asked.
"Don't matter to me, I'm good at different languages" Naiowa said I suppose
you would be good at languages being as ancient as that cat is...She belongs
in a museum.
"Shut up Narrator-boy" Naiowa warns, doesn't she know that I'm just a
voice! Stupid thing.
"He, she, it got a point Naiowa, although I thinking more of a zoo or a
laboratory, maybe even one of those animal rehab- Raesha received a death
glare from Naiowa, who as we mentioned before was immune to stuff like that.

"BACK OFF! QUIT STARING AT ME LIKE THAT! Mmmm...MUMMMY!" Came a highly
disturbed voice, Zuko, Naiowa, Raesha, Sakura and hell everyone else who I
can't be bothered mentioning ran to where the petrified voice came from. It
was from a random person who works on Zuko's ship who I cannot be bothered
naming, he was backing away from a girl with blond hair, bright perky eyes
and a big smile, beside her was a big tiger.
"HI! SUKI'S NAME IS SUKI!" She said happily, the tiger had a bored look on
his face.
"AHHHHHHH! GO AWAY!" The petrified man yelled, the girl, who for the
sake of it everyone will presume to be Suki just smiled manically and walked
towards him.
"WANNA A M&M!" (A/n: I dunno who owes M&Ms but I know I don't! Naiowa: Or
do you? A/W: no I don't) The girl asked, her voice high and perky.
"NO!111111111111111111" The
man yelled, so petrified that he had to use 1's instead of !'s.
"Ouch, bad grammar, yeah that's really gunna scare her off" Keiana said ,
monotony.
"YOU! GIRL WITH THE BLONDE HAIR!" Zuko yells, the girl looked at Zuko.
"SUKI SAYS HI MR. SCARFACE GUY!" Suki, or well that the narrator guess is
Suki said, waving at a bewildered Zuko, who's bewildered look vanished into
a "YOU SO DID NOT CALL ME THAT!" Look, which kinda looks like he's
constipated.
"SUKI LAUGHS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SUKI LIKES THE FUNNY VOICE! Wait does this
mean Suki already has gone crazy Blaze?" Suki said, asking the tiger who
just shrugged.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY SHIP!" Zuko screams.
"Suki got dropped off here by some nice fire nation government people who
seemed really glad once Suki got away from them, and my name is Suki" Suki
finally confirms.
"SUKI WILL NOW TELL WHY THEY SENT SUKI HERE!" Suki yells excitedly.

Its time for everyone's favorite time...FLASHBACK TIME!
Location: Fire Nation Palace place, which is located North West of Pine and
Klepic street, and oh who cares we see Suki off with a obvious look of la-la
land in her facial expression, she was shifting her feet side to side, she
had laid her spear down next to her, well actually her tiger, Blaze was
using it to chew on. Suki was eating M&Ms, she was "guarding" the doors
where the Fire Lord, Okapi- SHOOT! OZAI! OREO! OH SNAP! SOME WEIRDO WITH A
NAME SOUNDING LIKE OREO! (A'/n: I don't owe Oreo or an Okapi.
Naiowa: You don't owe anything A: Thanks for pointing that out) Anyway the
Fire Lord Guy was sitting on his butt and yelling at people stuff like " DO
THIS OR I'LL BURN YOUR HEAD OFF!" And another crowd pleaser "WORSHIP ME OR
DIE!" he was about to yell
"YOU SHALL NOT SAY THE Z- WORD HERE AND IF YOU EVER DO AGAIN I'LL- the guy
never knew what the Fire Lord was going to do with him because the very
scary Fire Lord was cut of by Suki asking.
"Suki wants to know if the Royal Fire Lord Guy would like an M&M?" She said,
holding out a bag of M&Ms to her supreme evil overlord boss guy. Who just
shook his head and continues yelling more stuff. "HANG IN THERE! OR I'LL
HANG YOU!" And the ever supportive" I'M YOUR FRIEND!. NOT!" When once again
he got asked "would the Lord Guy want a M&M now?" Needless to say this got
very annoying. So annoying that when Suki started asking it during
semi-important meetings they decided to do one thing. Send her to Zuko.
End flashback

"WOW! YOU WERE ANNOYING TOO! YOUR GUNNA FIT RIGHT IN!" Raesha declares, Suki
just smiled and nodded. "And oh before Suki fogets, this is Suki's pet
tiger, Blaze! Say hello Blaze!" Suki says, the tiger roared.
"Good another feline, that means someone with some decent I.Q points. BOUT
TIME!" Naiowa said, needless to say she like the idea of another cat running
around, Zuko didn't care as long as it wasn't like Naiowa.
"Whatever! RAESHA! KEIANA! SAKURA AND NAIOWA! You'll show Naiowa around
considering you have the same level as intellect as Suki!" Zuko says,
walking off.
"YEAH! IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU! MR. I.Q-OF- NEGATIVE-16!"
Naiowa yells after, the girls nodded their head, the other crewmembers
assisted the one who was petrified by Suki.
"So, since you all know Suki's name, Suki wants to know what Suki's new
friends names" Suki said.
"Raesha!" "Keiana" "Sakura" "Naiowa. Byte me" Each "respected" person said.
"Cool, so, what does Suki do now? Does Suki have an important job or
something to do?" Suki asked, still referring to herself in the third
person. Now the narrator knows he aint alone!
The girls and Naiowa looked at each other for a second before bursting out
laughing.
"Man, dude, the only "important" job around here is annoying the hell out of
Zuko and whoever else! Apart from each other, well on some occasions, well
ok, mostly of every other time" Sakura said.
"OOOOOOH! So Suki doesn't have to do anything?" Suki asked,
"Yup, pretty much, but if Zuko "commands" you to do something, you can
either do 3 things 1: do something else totally irrelevant 2: make a prank
out of it or 3: do a Raesha and trash it!" Keiana said.
"Yeah, so if wanna join us in making everyone else's lives more miserable
than what they already are, all you have to do is prank Zuko in a totally
original, off the wall, and preferably random prank! So what ya say?" Naiowa
asked, Suki nodded and said.
"Suki says sure! Suki also says it sounds like fun!" She then was shown the
rest of the ship and all the weirdoes who worked there with the gang.
"Hmmm...Suki has an idea for a prank! Suki will go put it in motion now! Hmm
then Suki will eat a glue stick...Yumm...glue" Suki says, running off to her
room.
"Me-row!" Blaze said, "Yup, you said it" Naiowa said, agreeing with Blaze.

Zuko had mainly gotten the worse part of his hang over, well over with and
was trying to relax with his Uncle who was once again prove to Zuko that tea
was relaxing. However when Iroh went to pour the tea, M&M's came out
instead, Iroh blinked.
"Strange I don't remember putting M&Ms in my tea pot...Oh well, M&M Zuko?"
Iroh asked, Zuko who wanted to anywhere but near Iroh right now said no and
walked off to bite some one poor random persons head off. As he walked
through the door, a bucket of - what else M&M's fell on top of Zuko, Zuko
firebended and caused the M&Ms to melt resulting in hot chocolate all over
Zuko as well as a melted bucket which cause's a lot of smoke. Raesha and
Sakura walked by to Zuko.
"Yummmm...Who's cooking the hot chocolate?" Raesha asked,
"More like, who burned the hot chocolate!" Sakura said, the two laughed and
walked off, leaving Zuko with a half melted bucket with a ton of melted M&MS
on him to as well as a withering look.
Zuko got as much bucket and chocolate off of him as possible, Naiowa
smelling Zuko, had leapt up onto his shoulder piece of armor and began
licking the chocolate.
"What are you doing!" Zuko demands, pushing Naiowa off who being a cat,
landed on four paws.
"I was enjoying some chocolate until somebody kicked me off! Jeez I try to
help people and this is the thanks I get!" Naiowa says, walking off with an
air of dignity, well that's what she thinks anyway...
Zuko rolled his eyes, he walked down the hall to talk, well yell at Suki
about leaving M&Ms everywhere. "SUKI!" He yelled, he couldn't yell anymore
than that because he tripped over wire and landed in more M&Ms, hmmmm I'm
starting to see a trend here.
"Shut up" Zuko said, stumbling up. "Suki. Is. Dead" Zuko muttered, walking
along, flicking M&M's off, he didn't get much further than that because he
was suddenly pulled by his feet along the hall, across a step and landing in
a huge wooden tub of duh M&Ms, a bunch of confetti and a banner fell down
saying. "SUKI GOT YOU!" and a bunch of streamers came down, as well.

"YAY! SUKI PRANKED THE PYRO GUY! YAY! IS SUKI IN NOW!" Suki exclaimed,
coming out behind a door with Sakura, Raesha, Keiana and the cats.
"Yup, congratulations Suki, your in!" Keiana says, the girls dragged Suki
away, leaving a highly annoyed Zuko. Jee walked past and said "once again
they have a party and don't invite me" He moaned...

THAT'S IT FOR THIS CHAPTER FINALLY! Next time, Jun joins
the chaos on Zuko's ship! As well as soon after that chapter a Halloween
chapter which will be very crazy indeed!

Suki: Suki had fun! Suki got a lot of M&Ms for this chapter! J
Zuko: I hate M&Ms and this fic and everything else
Naiowa: Blah, blah, blah, blah, working for you aint no picnic either
Raesha: Yeah it is, considering we don't do anything besides annoy the hell
out of him
Naiowa: I see ya point
Sakura: Yum M&Ms...
Keiana: I'm surrounded by weirdoes and I'm enjoying it...That is sad
Naiowa: Yeah whatever. REVIEW PLEASE OR SUKI WILL THROW M&MS AT YOU!
Suki: Silly kitty! Suki wouldn't do that!