Chapter 14: Antonio y Churro

Yo no tengo Hetalia

While Gil was stuck trying to find his way back to the house, Alfred was busy trying to find the shapeshifter's dog, Churro. Antonio the would be Carebear, had started crying that she was a gift from his Puerto Rican cousin "He was so nice to give me Churro! If we can't find her I won't be able to forgive myself!" Over the din of the rain, Al had heard a loud snarl from a near by bush. Al was half wondering how the bush got there the trees were so pact together that he could barely walk without tripping on a tree root. But in the bush was a pair of demonic yellow eyes "CHURRO!" The shapeshifter cried, "There you are. ¡Tu eres muy traviesta niña!" the shapeshifter hugged what looked more like a mastiff from hell. But Antonio cuddling it as if it the cutest thing in the world.

"No matter. Churro, this man is nice enough to let us stay in his casa! Wasn't that nice of him?" Antonio was back in his Spaniard self, "Is this what you really look like?" Antonio looked down at himself, as he wasn't sure, after checking he chirped "¡Sí, Señor!" Al was debating with himself "Are you gay?" Antonio blinked "No, señor, lo seinto, where you looking for a gay man?" Al shuddered, last thing he needed was a gay man in his house, Mattie would have had a cow

(A.N: I do support some yaoi shippings but since Mattie is homophobic...). "No I'm not LOOKING for a gay man." Al said "Just asking."

"Are you?"

"Am I what?" Al asked, Antonio blushed "Gay." Al laughed "No, I'm asking because a friend of mine living with me is homophobic, that's all." Antonio smiled "Have your eyes on someone?" Al shrugged "The neighbor, Ly is pretty cute." Antonio laughed "Fusososo, well I like this Belgian girl, named Bella. Her hermano is a bully, so that's a problem, she's sweet though." Al glanced at Churro, "So what breed is she? Churro that is." he added when the Spaniard's eyes narrowed. Antonio relaxed "Well, mi primo, said the she was a rare breed, a uh, ah, what was it? Oh yea! Chupacabra!" Al paled "She was real mean when she was having puppies." Al cleared his throat "So how, how many puppies did she have?" Antonio thought hard "Let's see. Three litters times twenty puppies each litter, about sixty. I can't tell if that's strange or not. She had two litters in Puerto Rico and one litter Mexico, by the way did you that after we left, their goats and chickens were being attacked by something? I wish I could find out animal it was, I'm a wildlife photographer!" 'Dear God, he's the reason that the Chupacabra's killing all those goats and chickens!' Al wanted to face palm.

'Why do I always attract the crazies?'

Another chappy done!

I iz so happy! But, much more awaits Alfred and friends. But leave a review with this question in mind

Should I throw in Hungary to make Gil go phyco Nightshade or have he fling into his arms and have get hyped up he goes Nightshade( either way he goes Nightshade)

Ameriko-chan out!

(ps. If you want to know what yaoi shippings I support PM me!)