Chapter 14: The Talk

Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: The birds and the bees…

Hey people! This chapter, I'm going to shift the focus from Evangeline to Zachary and Flack. There will also be a little Evangeline and Lindsay in here. This chapter's idea came from MesserMontana4ever… who is so awesome with her reviews… you guys should take a lesson from her.

Reviews for chapter 13

MesserMontana4ever: CHOCOLICIOUS! OMG! You are SOOO smart. You have won the award for best reviewer. TAKE A BOW! I haven't seen Ocean's Twelve yet.  Maybe she WILL learn how to drive. I love you more…

Chili peppers: Yes… trust Flack. And thank you very much.

ChelseaTheLoser: GLOW IN THE DARK CHELSEA! …I have no idea either. I love you too.

CarolinaH.Manning: you. Are. Too. Nice

Kaoli Water Goddess: I can believe it. :P Danny almost DID beat the shit out of Flack, but Flack came up with a great answer to leave.

Messermonroe: I was joking about wondering whether or not it was a compliment. I like to be amusing also… but I LOVE acting like a 3 year old… like I did last night with my friend at the movie theater (I love the playroom!) But I LOVE to read your reviews, they are so easy to decipher, it's all on there and you can laugh along. :P By the way, you are an awesome reviewer, and an amusing person, and don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise 

Bluehaven4220: Flack is not funny… he is HILARIOUS.

Susan (susan111live.nl): Yes, Sid gave her a scalpel. I'll explain why later on.

Poorrani: I ♥'d your review… and yes it does make more sense when you know their ages.

Now… ON WITH THE STORY!

Zachary Alejandro Flack was lying down on his bed, staring at his ceiling, a smile playing on his lips. He knew she was going to like her present, but what he didn't predict was her reaction to it. Suddenly, there was a knock at his door.

"Come in!" He yelled, sitting up. The door creaked open to reveal Flack with a black eye. Zachary stifled a laugh, knowing EXACTLY who gave it to him. Flack walked in and sat on Zachary's bed.

"Zachary, I came up here to talk to you about something that my dad talked to me about when I was your age." Flack said. Zachary looked up at him.

"Dad? What are you talking about?" Zachary asked. Flack looked at him.

"Well, at your age, you start to change and you start getting… uh… certain… URGES." Flack said, hinting something. Zachary was quiet for a moment, deep in thought.

"DAD! NO! UGH! DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS?" Zachary exclaimed. Flack put his hand over Zachary's mouth to shush him.

"Chelsea and Kyla-Marie are sleeping, bozo." Flack said jokingly. Zachary pushed his father's hand away.

"Do we SERIOUSLY have to talk about this today?" Zachary asked. Flack sighed.

"I keep pushing this off, thinking that you're not ready, but then your reaction to the kiss Evangeline gave you, it's only a matter of time before you…" Flack said.

"Dad!" Zachary exclaimed, pulling his pillow over his head.

"Zachary… I KNOW you can still hear me, so, I'm going to keep talking. As you get older, you notice that you start to change. You get taller, you become more toned, you start getting hair on your face, armpits, chest, arms, legs, back… and… OTHER places. This is called puberty." Flack said. Zachary cringed in fear.

"You've been rehearsing this, haven't you?" Zachary asked nervously. Flack smiled.

"Yes." He said simply. Zachary groaned and put his face in his hands.

"Anywho… as you go through puberty, you start noticing GIRLS. Girls also go through puberty, but in a different way. Take Evangeline, for example…" Flack said, but was cut off by Zachary screaming.

"DAD! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT!" Zachary yelled. Flack gave a smirk of satisfaction.

"I knew it." Flack said. Zachary blushed.

"If you tell uncle Danny, he'll ring my neck." Zachary said. Flack patted him on the back.

"I won't tell him." Flack said, making Zachary smile.

"So you'll start noticing girls, and how they change, and you'll want to do certain THINGS to them. Like… missionary, or 69, or doggy…" Flack said. Zachary groaned.

"Dad! That's GROSS! Are you TRYING to get me turned off the idea of sex?" Zachary asked. Flack stood up and smiled.

"My work here is done." Flack said as he left the room. Zachary sat on his bed in shock.

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"So you'll get taller, you'll get some curves and you'll get hair on your legs, arms, armpits, among other places." Lindsay said. Evangeline had her fingers in her ears.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LALALALALEELEELA!" Evangeline yelled. Lindsay sighed and stood up.

"You're going to have to pay attention ONE of these days." Lindsay said. Evangeline yelled even louder. Lindsay sighed and left the room. The moment she closed the door, Evangeline smiled and took her fingers out of her ears and picked up her cell phone to call Zachary. She dialed the familiar number and waited for him to pick up.

"Hello?" Zachary asked. Evangeline smiled.

"Hi Zachary!" Evangeline exclaimed. Zachary gulped.

"Hi… Eve." Zachary said nervously. Evangeline raised her eyebrow.

"What's wrong, Zac? Did my dad beat your dad up again? 'Cause if he did…" Evangeline said. Zachary laughed nervously.

"No, it's not that, it's…" Zachary tried to say, but he couldn't. Evangeline was confused.

"It's what, Zac?" Evangeline asked.

"Birds… bees." Zachary said, and then he hung up. Evangeline listened to the dial tone for a moment, and then she snapped her phone shut, smiling.

"Loser." She said with a smile.

The end

Okay, to clear that last bit, the loser part was a joke, because he was stupid enough NOT to block his ears. Anywho… Please give me ideas for the next chapter… and the chapter after that… and all that stuff. And no… I shall NOT write a smut fic. NO matter how much you ask, NO! NO! NO!

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Kawaii-babi