ASSASSINTIME911 ASKED → 39, soma?
long distance relationship au; Patty love and Maka embarrassment lets go
"Ok, but can you draw him from memory?" Patty wiggled her eyebrows at her roommate and she burst out laughing when Maka turned red, shaking her head.
"I swear this isn't just like any other internet relationship." But she looked to her left, pursing her lips out while she was holding her pillow tighter.
"Alrighty then! Draw him."
"Patty, you're the art major. You draw him!" She threw her pillow at the top bunk, hitting Patty square in the face, and watched it fall in miffed horror.
All in good nature, Patty kicked it away from her and instead grabbed her pastel colors from under her pillow. "Describe him."
"Uhh… White hair and tan skin…"
"Uh huh, and?"
"I'm getting there!" Maka snapped, but continued onward. "He likes to spike it up and he wears a headband to keep it all back. Sometimes he doesn't use any gel and he looks like a messy haired Justin Bieber…"
"Just your type, Maka!" Patty continued to scribble quickly on her art pad.
"… I'm going to ignore that. He has droopy red eyes, like red red, not the blood orange crap."
"Red red, got it."
"He's also got nice lips and pearly-white, pointy teeth. And he has nice wide shoulders and long limbs. Oh, and his chin is round, but well defined, kinda pointy but not like "Wicked Witch of the West" pointy– Are you getting all this?"
Patty waved down at her with her foot. "Yeah, yeah. Keep going."
"And he has a cute pointed nose with a little scruff sometimes and his eyebrows look angry all the time and–"
"Done!"
"Done?" Maka glared up. "I'm not even done– Oh my god, is that an albino Sonic the Hedgehog. Did you draw my boyfriend as an albino Sonic the Hedgehog."
She shrugged and continued to dangle her pad from her fingers, giving it a little wiggle for good measure. "Ok, but where's the lie?"
"You suck, Patty."
"I bet he comes just as fast."
"Patty!"