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Random Conversations In Castle Oblivion Title: Golden Spatula Featuring:

Xemnas: I PRESENT YOU IN ALL ITS FORMER GLORY THE GOLDEN…

Demyx: SPATULA!

Crickets chirp.

Demyx: WHAT? It's catchy!

Axel: Yeah… You gotta admit it's better then golden… eggbeater…

Vexen: SHUT UP NUMBER EIGHT! IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF AT THE TIME!

Larxene: Well then you suck at this sort of stuff.

Xigbar: He'd probably name his own children Vexen's kid number 1 and Vexen's kid number 2 and etc.

Marluxia: If he ever had kids…

A few minutes later

Xemnas: NO DEMYX THIS ISN'T A CHEW TOY YOU FOOL!

Demyx: BUT I WANT IT!

Xemnas: SOMEONE GO INCAPITATE NUMBER NINE!

Rest of the Organization XIII is just watching amusedly

Xemnas: PLEASE!

Saix: Well since he said please…

Lexaeus: … And we're such nice people…

Zexion: No.

Demyx: GIVE ME THE SPATULA!

Vexen: EGGBEATER FOOL!

Luxord: SPATULA!

Chaos ensues, Xaldin walk in and snatches away spatula.

Xaldin: Have you guys been going through my kitchen utensils again? God I've been looking for this since yesterday. Don't touch the spatula!

Vexen: EGGBEATER!