"Last time on Total Drama Island Crossover…" Chris introduced the new episode. "Things got pretty freaky, as our campers paired up for the zombie survival challenge. Needless to say, some teams did better than others. Courtney gave Alejandro the epiphany that some campers on Camp Wawanakwa may not have earned their spot in the merge, causing Al's scheming brain to get back to work. An unlikely duo in Geoff and Sierra ended up becoming good friends, and Jo and B earned their stripes by being the only pair not to suffer any zombie bites. Come evaluation time, Ezekiel and Lindsay were noted to have suffered the most damage, and Ezekiel became the next camper to join the gang of losers. In addition, Lindsay has been banned from the next challenge for failing to protect her zombie survival buddy. What unlikely duos will we see in today's episode? You'll have to find out, right here, on Total. Drama. Island! CROSSOVER!"
Warp to the dodgeball court. B is currently fixing up what appears to be some kind of robot, while Harold is there watching him.
"Awwwwwesome!" Harold remarked. "This is going to be sweet."
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"If I'm going to be serious about winning this game, I need to be in top physical condition," Harold stated. "I asked Jo if she would help me out, but…"
Flashback to last night's dinner. Harold and Jo were walking to their table, carrying their trays of slop.
"So, Jo, I was thinking, how about you and me-" Harold started, but was interrupted by Jo slamming his tray of food in his face.
Return to the present.
"That didn't really work out." Harold admitted. "So I asked B, and he was more than happy to help me. We're in the middle of building a fighting robot for me to spar against. I guess I'm not the only one on the island with wicked skills."
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B closed the lid on the back of the robot, pressed a button, and the robot came to life. It walked up to Harold and gave him a powerful punch to the gut, launching Harold across the court and into the plastic wall.
"Awwwww…" Harold moaned as he held his gut.
Warp to the washrooms. Lindsay is powdering her nose as Geoff walks in.
"Oh, hey, Lindsay, I need to tell you something," Geoff told Lindsay.
"What is it, Phil?" Lindsay asked.
"Phil? That's not even close to Geoff," Geoff shook his head. "Whatever. Um, so, do you know who was eliminated last night?"
"Tyler. Duh."
"You don't seem that sad about it."
"Why would I be?"
"Well, wasn't Tyler your boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but it's okay. He understands."
"I certainly don't," Geoff muttered.
"Huh?"
"Nevermind. Look, I'm not sure if you heard him, but that wasn't actually Tyler."
"What do you mean?"
"That was Ezekiel."
"Don't be silly, Phil. Of course that was Tyler. I'm not stupid." Lindsay smiled as she walked out of the washroom. Geoff wore the most confused look on his face.
Warp to the girls' cabin. Chris and the campers are all present.
"Okay, campers, it's time to get to our next challenge!" Chris announced. "Except Lindsay. No challenge for you!" Lindsay shrugged. "Oh, you shrug now, but you'll be regretting it soon when you find out what it is."
"What's the challenge?" Sierra asked excitedly.
"Are you ready for… Spin the Bottle?" Chris announced.
"Seriously, MacLean?!" Jo yelled.
"Oh, I'm dead serious." Chris smirked. "Here's how it's gonna work. The eight of you will sit in a circle, alternating between boys and girls. A camper will spin the bottle, and if it lands on a camper of the opposite gender, the two of them must share a kiss for at least five seconds. If a camper refuses to partake in a kiss, or if they make the camper they're kissing uncomfortable, that camper will be out of the challenge. Once a camper is finished, camper sitting to their left will spin the bottle. Rinse and repeat. We'll be going until one camper of a gender is left. The campers who make it that far will win Invincibility."
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"Oh. My. SHIPPING!" Sierra squealed. "This is going to be the best challenge ever! The only thing that could make this better would be Cody. Only… that wouldn't be romantic enough for our first kiss."
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Lindsay had left the cabin, and the eight campers participating in the challenge all sat in a circle. Geoff sat next to Sierra, who sat next to Harold, who sat next to Dawn, who sat next to Alejandro, who sat next to Courtney, who sat next to B, who sat next to Jo, who sat next to Geoff. A 2-liter soda bottle sat in the middle of the circle.
"Alright, Geoff. Go for it!" Chris smiled.
Geoff smiled as he spun the bottle. The bottle spun quickly in a circle, until it finally pointed at another camper. Geoff's smile quickly fell as he saw who the bottle had landed on.
Jo.
"I'm out," Jo said simply as she left the cabin.
"Well, that was fast," Chris remarked. "Ah well. Sierra, you're up."
"Eeeeee!' Sierra clapped her hands excitedly as she quickly spun the bottle. Her excitement died slowly as the bottle pointed to Dawn.
"Yeah… let's keep it PG, shall we?" Chris asked. "Harold, your turn."
Harold wore a creepy grin and rubbed his hands together before spinning the bottle. This time, the bottle pointed to Sierra.
"Ooh la la," Sierra smiled as she hugged Harold's neck and begun to kiss him. Harold was shocked at first, but began to kiss back, throwing his fists in the air in triumph.
"Uh… Sierra… it's been five seconds," Chris informed Sierra. Sierra let go of Harold, whose face was bright red and wearing a dopey smile.
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"For the record, I'm still madly in love with LeShawna," Harold smiled dreamily. "In fact, I just imagined Sierra was LeShawna the entire time. This challenge is going to be a breeze!"
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It was Dawn's turn to spin the bottle, and spin it she did. Unfortunately, it pointed to her.
"Yeah, I don't even want to know what that would look like," Chris winced. "Next!"
Alejandro picked up the bottle, kissed it for good luck, set it back down, and spun it. It pointed to Courtney. Alejandro and Courtney grimaced as they looked at the bottle, then at each other.
"It's for the challenge," Alejandro reminded her.
"Oh, fine!" Courtney gave up. She grabbed Alejandro's face and planted one right on the lips, letting go after exactly five seconds. "And we will never speak of this again."
"Naturally." Alejandro cleared his throat.
"Okay, Courtney, your turn," Chris smiled.
"Already?!" Courtney complained.
"Dude, it's just kissing. It's not like you're bungee jumping or something. Although…" Chris rubbed his chin.
"Hilarious." Courtney spun the bottle. It landed on B. B gave Courtney an awkward glance. "If you want to back out now, it'll help me get farther in the challenge." Courtney smiled simply.
B was hesitant, but he moved in closer to Courtney. They shared as brief of a kiss as they could, then looked in opposite directions. B wiped his lips with his sleeve.
"Don't look too relieved, B, it's your turn now," Chris reminded him.
B spun the bottle, but it landed on Harold, so B pushed the bottle to Geoff, who was sitting left of B.
"Alright, let's do this," Geoff smiled as he spun the bottle. For the third time, the bottle had pointed to Dawn, but for the first time, a boy had spun the bottle when it happened.
"Ooh, lucky you, Dawn!" Sierra exclaimed. "You finally get a kiss!"
"Yeah…" Dawn smiled awkwardly.
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"…I wasn't feeling very comfortable with this challenge," Dawn admitted. "The only reason I didn't give up early like Jo was because… well… I do like… one boy here…" Dawn blushed.
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Dawn looked nervously at Geoff, who was smiling in return. She slowly leaned over to Geoff and kissed him on the lips. Geoff started using a little tongue. Dawn quickly pulled away.
"Eeeew!" Dawn squealed.
"What?" Geoff asked.
"You were using tongue!"
"Geoff, were you using tongue?" Chris asked.
"Well, yeah, but-" Geoff started.
"Did that bother you, Dawn?" Chris asked.
Dawn nodded bashfully.
"Well, Geoff, it looks like you're out. No making the other campers uncomfortable. We already have injury and unfair bias lawsuits, we don't need harassment while we're at it!"
"Awwww." Geoff moped as he left the cabin.
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"So, yeah, I used tongue when I kissed Dawn. Force of habit, I guess," Geoff explained.
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"Sierra! You're up!" Chris announced.
Sierra spun the bottle, but it landed on herself, so Harold took the bottle and spun it.
"Come on, come on!" Harold chanted. Dawn looked hopefully at the bottle.
The bottle pointed to Sierra again.
"Sierra again! You think the bottle's trying to tell you something?" Chris asked. He turned to see Sierra and Harold already kissing. "Of course." Chris checked his watch. "You two can stop now." Harold and Sierra stopped kissing.
Dawn took the bottle and spun it. It landed on herself… again.
"Ooh, tough break," Chris smiled.
"Allow me," Alejandro said as he took the bottle and spun it. This one also landed on Dawn. Alejandro raised his eyebrows at Dawn, who nodded nervously. Alejandro grabbed Dawn by the face and pulled her in for a kiss. The kiss lasted six seconds before Alejandro let go.
"Ow…" Dawn rubbed her cheeks.
"Something wrong?" Chris asked.
"He grabbed my face pretty hard…" Dawn admitted.
"Alejandro, you really need to learn to be more gentle with women," Chris remarked. "Looks like you're out."
"Son of a…" Alejandro murmured as he left the cabin.
It was Courtney's turn to spin the bottle. Unfortunately for her, the bottle pointed to Sierra.
"Oh, come on!" Courtney exclaimed.
"Jealous?" Chris asked.
"No! I just want to win the challenge!"
B grabbed the bottle and spun it. It also landed on Sierra.
"Also, how come the bottle always points to Sierra?!" Courtney ranted.
"Well, the fewer people that are left in the circle, the fewer candidates for the bottle to land on there are," Harold replied matter-of-factly.
"There are going to be fewer Harolds if you don't shut up," Courtney threatened.
"Yes, ma'am," Harold flinched.
While this was all going down, B and Sierra had finished their kiss. Sierra spun the bottle, and it landed on Dawn.
"Maybe the bottle thinks your attitude stinks, Courtney. Has it even pointed to you yet?" Chris mocked.
"Yes!" Courtney insisted. "Alejandro, remember?"
"I thought you weren't going to speak of that again," Sierra reminded her.
"I hate this show," Courtney pouted.
Harold took the bottle and spun it. It landed on Dawn… again. Harold looked worried.
Dawn looked at Harold. Harold stood up. "I think I'd better go," he said before exiting the cabin.
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"I noticed that both Geoff and Alejandro were kicked out of the challenge for getting past Dawn's comfort zone," Harold said. "I didn't want to risk it, especially since Dawn's my friend. I figured that if I quit, I'd still lose the challenge, but at least Dawn and I would still be cool."
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Sierra, Dawn, and Courtney all looked at B, who was the only boy left in the challenge.
"Congratulations, Sierra, Dawn, Courtney, and B!" Chris announced. "The four of you have won Invincibility!"
"Excuse me?" Courtney demanded.
"I said that the challenge would end when there was one camper of a gender left. Since B is the only guy left, the challenge is over, and thus, you four are safe."
"Sweet!" Sierra smiled. "Isn't that sweet, Dawn?" Sierra asked.
"Sure…" Dawn replied quietly.
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"It was almost sweet, until the challenge ended before I got to kiss… you know…" Dawn said bashfully.
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Warp to the dodgeball court. B's robot and Harold are having a sparring match. B had programmed the robot to control with a video game controller, and B was controlling it from the bleachers.
Meanwhile, Dawn was watching them from a hill outside the court, where neither of them could see her. She sighed audibly.
"Ah, hello Dawn," a voice from behind Dawn startled her. It was Alejandro. "We're about to have an alliance meeting. You'd better join us."
"Okay…" Dawn looked back at Harold and B before following Alejandro.
Warp to the cave. Sierra and Courtney were waiting as Alejandro and Dawn joined them.
"Alright, ladies, we're here," Alejandro announced. "First of all, I'd like to welcome Courtney to the alliance."
"Yeah, I'd been meaning to ask you about that," Sierra brought up. "I mean, no offense, but… why her?"
"Courtney will be my tactical advisor in the alliance," Alejandro explained. "With our combined powers, this alliance will make it to the final four. Plus, an extra vote in our favor could never hurt."
"So… who are we voting for?" Dawn asked nervously.
"Lindsay," Courtney stated.
"Huh? Why Lindsay?" Sierra asked.
"Lindsay's been laying low the entire game," Alejandro explained. "If we're not careful, she could win the game without us even realizing it."
"I'd never thought of that…" Sierra thought aloud.
"What about you, Dawn? Are you in?" Courtney asked.
"Of course," Dawn insisted.
"Excellent." Alejandro smiled. "Here's to the alliance!" Alejandro put his hand in the middle of the group.
"No," Courtney said simply as she exited the cave, Dawn slowly following. Sierra put her hand on top of Al's.
"Never mind," Alejandro growled as he too left the cave.
Warp to the mess hall. Harold, Geoff, Sierra, Lindsay, and Dawn are all eating at the same table.
"Hey, Alejandro doesn't have Invincibility, does he?" Harold asked no one in particular.
"Nope. Just me, Dawn, B, and Courtney," Sierra told him.
"Yes!" Harold fist-pumped. "This is the perfect opportunity to vote him out."
"Yeah! I bet it's his fault that they voted out Tyler!" Lindsay insisted.
"Lindsay! I keep telling you! That was Ezekiel!" Geoff insisted.
"Technically, he was never actually voted out, either," Harold said matter-of-factly. "He was automatically eliminated because he had performed the worst in the challenge. But whatever. You guys are all voting for Alejandro, right?"
"Totally," Lindsay agreed.
"Definitely, dude," Geoff told him.
"Of course," Dawn said softly.
"Sure!" Sierra exclaimed.
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"Of course I'm not voting for Alejandro!" Sierra laughed. "It's like he said, he and Courtney will get me to the final four. And I need to get to the final four so I can win this game for Cody!"
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"Awesome!" Harold smiled.
Meanwhile, Alejandro was over at Jo and B's table, speaking to them.
"So, I have a proposition for you," Alejandro greeted.
"Why is that every time we have to vote for someone, you have a proposition for us?" Jo asked.
"Look, we're voting for Lindsay tonight. Would you mind helping us out?" Alejandro said flatly.
Jo looked at B, and back at Alejandro. She raised an eyebrow skeptically.
Warp to the bonfire ceremony. Alejandro, B, Lindsay, Harold, Dawn, Geoff, Courtney, Sierra, and Jo all sat on a tree stump with a stick in hand. Standing opposite them was Chris, who stood next to the fire, holding a platter with eight marshmallows upon it.
"Well, campers, how was the rest of your day?" Chris asked. "Was it awkward talking to your friends after spending five seconds in heaven with them? Did any new romances come out of our challenge? Heheheh. Well, either way, someone's going home tonight. When I call your name, come up and grab a marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow must walk the Dock of Shame, ride the Hurl of Shame, and leave. That means you're out of the game. And you cannot come back. Ever."
Tension rose between the campers. Each one seemed to be glaring at another.
"The first four marshmallows go to the winners of our challenge. B. Sierra. Courtney. Dawn. Come claim your marshmallow." B, Sierra, Courtney, and Dawn all walked up to Chris and took a marshmallow.
"Geoff," Chris called.
"Yeah!" Geoff excitedly ran up and took a marshmallow.
"Harold."
"Sweet!" Harold smiled as he took a marshmallow.
"Jo."
Jo smirked as she took a marshmallow. There was only one marshmallow left on Chris's platter. Alejandro and Lindsay sat next to each other, waiting for Chris to call a name.
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"What?! Me? Well why'd you vote for me?" Lindsay asked desperately. "What did I do?"
"Exactly. What did you do?" Alejandro asked rhetorically.
"I don't know!"
"Poor, poor Lindsay." Alejandro shook his head, smiling.
Warp to the Hurl of Shame. Lindsay was sitting in the catapult, while Chris was standing next to it, his hand on the lever.
"Any last words, Lindsay?" Chris asked.
"I just don't know what went wrong," Lindsay shrugged. "I mean, I didn't even AAAAAAAAUUUUUUggggghhh…" Chris hurled Lindsay mid-sentence across the horizon.
"Heheheh. Twelve down. Eight are left," Chris spoke to the camera. "Who will be the next camper voted out of Total Drama Island? Will Alejandro and Courtney end up turning on each other? Who does Dawn secretly have a crush on? All these questions will be answered in due time. Stay tuned, because you won't want to miss a minute of Total. Drama. Island! CROSSOVER!"
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"Well, well, well…" Harold crossed his arms. "It looks like we have a traitor amongst us. I'm determined to find out who it is! I will find out, or my name isn't Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V!"
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"Alright, so when I get home, I have…" Sierra was writing something in a notebook. "Geoff and Jo fanfiction, me and Harold fanfiction, Alejandro and Courtney fanfiction, Courtney and B fanfiction, Geoff and Dawn fanfiction, me and B fanfiction, Dawn and Alejandro fanfiction… I love this challenge! Shipping City, here I come!"
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