PERCY: This is Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, savior of Olymp-
LEO: This is Leo, son of Hephaestus. And Percy, stop boasting. That's my job.
PERCY: Anyway, you're probably wondering why the author of this story is not here.
LEO: She has to study for her science test.
PERCY: So she gave us her laptop if we promised not to break it.
LEO: She was all like, 'not a scratch or i'll send you to tartarus cause I got this for my birthday and blah blah blah'
PERCY: Anyway, let's see the question.
LEO: The question is...
PERCY: Hey, didn't we agree that I would say the question?!
LEO: Does Annabeth know about the Perachel moment the the Last Olympian?
PERCY+LEO: *turn white*
PERCY: *makes fist out of water and smashes laptop*
PERCY: BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT.
LEO: *sending fireballs at the pieces while Percy's crying like a baby*
ANNABETH AND PIPER: Watcha doing?
ANNABETH AND PIPER: *sees destruction in process*
ANNABETH AND PIPER: *slowly close door*
PIPER: I knew we shouldn't have trusted them with her laptop.
the reason I don't update my stories issue cuz no one care to freaking review