Skipper: Yippee.
Fey: Just to let everyone know, too... the next chapter is going to be... drumroll, please...
Rico: *starts beating Kowalski's back with drumsticks*
Fey: HUMANIZED!
Penguins: ...
Fey: Which means, you, humans, I, human, we, human...
Skipper: What a great big happy family... -.-
Fey: C'mon, it's gonna be fun! xD So, erm, send in dares only humanized and be sure to describe your humanized self... :) Oh... and for Bluewolf, the next time is gonna be Torture All You Can Day... so beware... :S
Skipper: Kay, we know...
Fey: Let's get going with the dares!
PB: Hey again! Hola! Bonjour! Chow!
Anastasia: What's up with all the different hellos?
PB: I'm still having after affects of your latest invention, the translatinator.
Kowalski: A Translatinator? :DDDD
Anastasia: O, shi a! Wo wangle! Name, you she me xin de gan ma?
PB: Yes there are. I dare Skipper to imitate the guy from the old spice commercial.
Skipper: Oh no, please not.
Anastasia: Haha! Det vil vaere noget at se!
Fey: I have no idea what she said... erm, Skipper, do the dare... :)
Skipper: *shows off his muscles* My muscles and I are great buddies. But sometimes my armpits get jealous and all stinky... *grabs a bottle of OldSpice* OldSpice makes me, my muscles, and my armpits super happy. Use OldSpice. And you'll be manly. Like me.
Anastasia: *hysterical laughter*
Skipper: -.- At least I think that how it goes...
Fey: Okay, Kowalski, Karenkook wants you, or rather, doesn't want you to say anything scientific, or long and boring, or confusing for the rest of the chapter... or until I say. ^^
Kowalski: What? *glares at Karenkook*
Karenkook: Awww, I'm sorry... no, wait... nope, I'm actually not sorry at all for you! xD
Kowalski: *continues glare*
Fey: What's the glare for, smart-mouth?
Kowalski: Oh Fey, I am NOT a smart-mouth, as mouths have been proven not to be-
Everyone: BORING, LONG, CONFUSING...
Kowalski: And scientific?
Everyone: YES!
Kowalski: *sigh* How will I live?
Karenkook: You won't. ^^
Sal: It was nice knowing you, pal...
Kowalski: *starts crying*
Fangirls: o.O *run over to hug him*
Kowalksi: :) *smiles*
Alex- Jessie I dare you to slap kowalski everytime he even TRIES to flirt with ANYBODY! (including you ;-) )
Kowalski: What? I don't flirt?
Alex: Uhm... yea, but... still...
Jessie: I have to SLAP him? :/
Alex: Sure thing. ^^
Kowalski: Oh great...
Fey: How about we add a second dare to that one? Kowalski normally doesn't "flirt" in public... ^^
Kowalski: HEY!
Fey: So, my dare for Kowalski is: flirt with each of the fangirls... ^^
Kowalski: D:
Jessie and Alex: :D
Wp- was it a good idea to give her this power?
Jessie and Alex: NO! xD
Kowalski- ok...? Here I go! *walks timidly to fangirls*
Fangirl#2- *tries to bite him*
Kowalski- *jumps back a little*
Fangirl#2- *growls softly*
Kowalski- *tries to approach her* easy! Easy... Girl! Easy!
Fangirl#2- *calms down*
Kowlaksi- *pats her head awkwardly* good girl...
Fangirl#3- OMG KOWLASKI IS THAT YOU! O:
Kowalski- ummm yeah! It's me... *smiles goofily* *thinks- alright here I go...* hey there baby! *looks charmingly at Fangirls* Are you from Tenesee? Cause you're the only ten I see! *flashes smile*
Fangirls- *faint*
Fey- wow what a lame pickup -.-
Jessie- *slaps him* hehe this is fun! :D
Kowalski: *rubbing cheek* Okay, I'm done.
Fey: Awwww, I wanted to see more... it is HILAROUS!
Kowalski: You know, it wasn't that funny...
Anastasia: Yes it was... ^^
Kowalski: -.- Doomed.
Fey: WHY CAN JESSIE SLAP HIM AND NOT ME? Dx
Jessie: ^^
Gold: All Penguins (even Oc Penguins)- Be ballerinas so wear pink ballerina dresses xDD
Fey: Hahaha... nice move! xD So, who's a penguin, again?
Skipper Kowalski Rico Private Kaito Randomly adding Co Jessie? Just adding her, too... ^^
Jessie: D:
Co: That's was only ONE time, when I was a penguin...
Fey: I'm so sorry for you... *smirks* *poofs up ballerina dresses*
Skipper: I refuse to wear this pink tutu!
Fey: Hey, how do you know the techinal term?
Skipper: *blushes*
Alex: Skipper? Is there something you want to tell us?
Skipper: NO! Classified... *glare at Kowalski, Rico, and Private, who are giggling in the background...*
Fey: Kowalski... *scoots closer to Kowalski and looks up at him* Would you like to tell me how Skipper knows? I am sooooooo curious...
Jessie: -.- Do I get to slap her, too?
Kowalski: *coughs* Well...
Fey: *scoots closer* Please? *puppy eyes with a innocent smile*
Kowalski: I might tell you, if you-
Skipper: *tackles Kowalski* Mutiny, soldier!
Fey: Awww... :( SKIPPER, you RUINED everything! :(
Everyone: *laughs*
Fey: *grins*
Gold: Today, we have a very special guest here, right Fey?
Fey: Yeah... let's come in, special guest...
Hans: Hello there, everyone!
Skipper: You!
Hans: Hello, my old frenemy... what's the dress for? Are you transgender?
Skipper: ARRGGGHHH! *draws out a swordfish*
Hans: Funny, that's excactly how you reacted when we danced the Nutcracker in Denmark together, remember?
*Silence...*
Everyone: o.O
Hans: Did I say something wrong?
Skipper: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! *attacks Hans with swordfish*
Gold: *gets them apart* Wait, first the dare for Hans...
Hans: Yes?
Candy: Oh, no, you won't, Gold!
Hans: Oh, hello candylicious Candy...
Gold: Hans- try to impress Candy xDDD
Candy: *facepalms*
Hans: I havn't decided yet what is sweeter, your name or you yourself...
Candy: Please, Hans, stop the freaking stuff already1
Hans: Why? Do you not like it?
Candy: NO!
Hans: Which means, yes, in girl language. I will know impress you by showing you my talent and skills in holding a spoon on my beak...
Candy: I'M MARRIED! And your stupid spoon doesn't impress me...
Hans: Ok, ok, at least I've tried.
Fey: That... was disturbing. You may go now, Hans.
Hans: I will ALWAYS remember you, Candy!
Fey: GO! *shudders*
Candy: VERY DISTURBING!
Fey: You know what? We have to do two things, one, unleash your kids on to Hans... that would be an amazing dare... and two, we girls should start taking self-defence courses...
Skipper: I WILL NOT PERMIT THAT!
Alex: Ok, so it's on! xD
Co-It's call the night of the WERE-ED. It's not that BAD! It could be a LOT worse. I could have been...*Whispers something worse.* Skipper-I want to SEE YOU act like hippy in Denmark. That means, EVERYONE WILL COME! Including Kaito. :3 *note... I couldn't find the song, you didn't give me an artist... :) there were about 4 different songs... sorry*
Skipper: Again? Dx
*in the airplane to Denmark*
Skipper and Alex: *arguing*
Stewardess: If you two don't stop shouting at each other, I will personally kick you both out!
Kowalski: You couldn't really do that, because the air pressure would approximately crush us all to aproximate-
Stewardess: But I can push your head down the toilet if you don't shut up.
Kowalski: *shuts up*
Fey: *is talking to random people on the airplane*
Co: Why are you talking to everyone? Do you even know them?
Fey: No... *grins then goes on to tell her life-story to an eldery man who can barely hear anything*
Anastasia: *dreaming and sketching fashiondesigns*
Bob: *whistles at Stewardess*
Stewardess: What's up?
Bob: Do you like chicken? *flirtiatious manner*
Lea: *to Jessie* You sure, you don't want to play poker or cards or anything?
Jessie: Duh, NOT! -.- *goes back to listen to her music*
Candy: *asleep*
*after 21 hours and a very annoyed stewardess*
Skipper: I'm back. *shudders*
Fey: *opens her arms wide* GRASS! xD
Everyone: o.O
Fey: What? I like grass... xDDDDDDDDD
Skipper: So, it will just a few seconds before they find me...
Fey: Should I poof us into Denmark?
Co: Wait, you had the poofy powers all the time and made us ride the airplane fo 21 hours?
Fey: Yeah... *smirks*
Co: -.- Anyways, Skipper, I dare you to tell us the semi-shortend version of why you got...banded from Denmark...though you are...WAIT...YOU WHERE NEVER KICKED OUT WHERE YOU? If they...*relization* YOU'RE REALLY THE PRINCE OF DENMARK THOUGH YOU WERE BORN IN THE U.S?
Skipper:...You didn't see anything.
Co-YES I DID! YOU ARE...
*trumpet sounds*
Denmark King: ... Ja, ja ... hallo ... Prince Skipper ... min lange fortabte s n.
Fey: Wow, I understand that, because I also know german! Mein lang vergessener Sohn... (no, I didn't do google translate... ^^)
Kowalski: Will you translate?
Fey: Prince Skipper...
Kowalski: No, duh.
Fey: My long forgotten son.
Co-...0_0...son?
Denmark King: Ja, s n. Skipper er min s n. Er det ikke rigtigt Skipper?
Fey: Yes, son. Skipper, he is my son. He is the (king, I think...), right, Skipper?
Skipper: I...Don't know you...
Denmark King:* Suk * Anmisha, s easly at f , n r du tabet din egen s n, f r han selv blev udkl kket.
Fey: No idea... I give up.
Co- ENGLISH!
Denmark King: Jeg kender ingen engelsk ung, men jeg forst r det. :)
Co-...I am going to...
Denmark King: Jeg er kommet til at tage min s n som min arving til throwen ... selvom det er stille m rkeligt, at min s n var den offentlige fjende nummer et. * Smirks *
Skipper: Holly...
Co-...good luck, Skipper.
Fey: WAIT! He's not going anywhere! Especially since you are a FAKE! Duh, because Denmark is a democracy? -.- *poofs everyone away?*
Denmark King: Min s n! D:
Gold: Candy- Fake death at the Hoboken, No one except Fey or me, knows it... I will record everything that anyone does to help you xDDDD
Fey: *poofs everyone to Hoeboken*
Skipper: Hoeboken...
Fey: Yes... hey, Candy, I- um... CANDY?
Candy: *lying on the ground in a pool of blood*
Fey: *screams*
Everyone: *screams*
Julien: No, no, that is Ketchup, see? *licks up the blood* Oh, wait. De King is wrong. It IS real blood.
Skipper: A moment of silence for the deceased one. *silent*
Fey: *dramatic, into the silence* Oh, Skipper, what can we possibly do to help her? She can't be dead, she CAN'T! *starts crying into Rico's shoulder*
Skipper: Kowalski, options.
Julien: I say we should give her a death-spirit, the good ole buddies of de Skyspirit, funeral!
Kowalski: We could send electric shocks through her body...
Gold: NO!
Kowalski: *confused* Why not?
Gold: What are other options, Kowalski?
Kowalski: Ask the Skyspirits to send her back into life?
Blowhole: Wait! She's breathing, look!
Candy: *motionless*
Kowalski: Let me check up on that. *takes out a doctor's thing*
Fey: *poofs everyone back to TaD*
Candy: Awww, you guys were so sweet.
Skipper: You're alive?
Julien: Yes, silly penguin, the sky spirits have done that.
Candy: NO, stupid, it was a dare... only Gold and Fey knew...
Skipper: Fey knew? That's why she was so dramatic, etc... -.-
Fey: ^^ Of course... do you think I'd do that in real life if someone died? :P
CC: Blowhole: compete in an elementary schools cake walk. Do not stop until you win a cake, and give the cake to skipper!
Blowhole- *raises head* cake?
Jessie- *smirks* with extra frosting!
Blowhole- I SHALL BEAT THOSE PUNY LITTLE HUMANS! *takes out super ray gun*
Candy- *lowers his gun* I dont think that would be necessary...
Blowhole- awww :( *walks away sadly to school*
Fey- wait you forgot to mention he has to give it to Skipper afterwards!
Jessie- whoopsie :)
Alex- *secretly high fives Jessie*
Blowhole- *walks into school cake walk*
Kid- look mommy! A dolphin! :D
Mom- no sweetie... That's just a guy in a costume.
Blowhole- *rides in on his Segway*
Kid- no mommy I think it's a real dolphin!
Mom- that's enough nonsense Tommy...
Kid- but mommy-
Blowhole- *takes out ray gun* GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAKES!
Moms- *scream*
Kid2- cool is that a REAL ray gun? :D
Blowhole- you bet it is *smirks*
Principal- *scared* take all the money we have! Just dont hurt the kids!
Blowhole- what money? I want a cake!
Principal- O.O GIVE HIM A CAKE!
Cake holder- *timidly gives him cake*
Blowhole- *laughs maniacally and disappears*
*silence*
Kid- THAT WAS SO FRICKEN AWESOME! xD
Meanwhile, at the TaD room... ^^
Marlene- *putting nail polish on Jessie's fingers*
Jessie- *rolling her eyes* how did I get sucked into this?
Alex- *tanning*
Skipper- *laying on a folded chair, resting with sunglasses covering his face*
Candy- lazy bums...
Gold- SHAME! *whispers to Alex* did you save me a seat*
Alex- *gives Gold thumbs up*
Candy- *raising her eyebrow at Gold*
Gold- what?
Fey- ok im back from- *looks at everybody* gosh I went two seconds to drink some water and you guys turned this place into an all day salon!
Alex- *stil tanning* pretty much...
Co- is that A HOT TUB!
Kowalski- O: can we go in? Pretty please!
Fey- uhhh no! Blowhole will be here any second!
Blowhole- *appears*
Fey- this second to be exact -.-
Blowhole- I have the ca- *looks forward* wait is that a hot tub!
Fey- no! *looks around* how did the hot tub get here anyways? O.o
Skipper- uhhh... That information is classified!
Fey- O.o
Blowhole- well at least I got my cake :-)
Jessie- *laughs nervously* did I forget to mention you have to give it to skipper?
Blowhole- you say WHAT NOW! *growls*
Jessie- *puts hands protectively on face* just not the face!
Blowhole- ?
Candy- just give him the cake Blowy...
Blowhole- ok...
Alex- seriously? It's that easy?
Candy- ^_^
Blowhole- *give skipper the cake*
Skipper- *looks at it mischievously*
Alex- *looks at skipper dangerously* don't. Even. THINK about it!
Skipper- *moves forward*
Alex- *eyes widen* you wouldn't dare!
Skipper- oh I think I would *smiles evilly*
*slow motion*
Alex- NOOOOOOOOO!
Skipper- *throwing the cake dramatically in slow motion*
Fey- *looks at watch* hurry up, we don't have all day!
Skipprer- *aims perfectly at Alex*
Alex- *cakes hits her and falls onto floor slowly* NOOOOOO! the horror! THE PG13 RATED- wait is this strawberry?
Jessie- you may not lick it off :-)
Alex- :-( dont worry... Illl be sure to kill both you AND skipper later!
Author's note: Copyright goes to Wp for all her awesome help... plus some more dares that she did... did I mention that she is amazingly awesome? ^^
Karenkook: Marlene - Play a song on your Spanish Guitar
Marlene: Okay... *strums guitar* *starts playing*
I've got it all, but I feel so deprived I go up, I come down and I'm emptier inside Tell me what is this thing that I feel like I'm missing?
And why can't I let it go
There's gotta be more to life...
Than chasing down every temporary high to satisfy me Cause the more that I'm...
Trippin' out thinkin' there must be more to life Well it's life, but I'm sure... There's gotta be more (Than wanting more)
Fey: Yay! I love that song... ^^
Marlene: *high-fives Fey*
Alex- private- make everybody awwww with your cuteness! :D
Private: How should I do that?
Everyone: Awwww... :3
Private: Wait, why is everyone awwwing?
Everyone: Awwww... ^^
Private: I don't get it.
Everyone: Awww... :D
Private: -.-
PB: Sumang-ayon! Anyway, I also dare Marlene to eat this pill that can give you any super power you want. She is my fav character. Selamat tinggal!
Marlene: REALLY? *jumps up and down excited* Then I wish for, I wish for...
Skipper: Lasereyes?
Kowalski: Superintelligence?
Fey: The guy of your dreams?
Marlene: No, no, and maybe... ^^ I want the superpower of eating everything I want, without getting fat! xD
Skipper, Kowalski, and Fey: o.O
Kowalski: I would wish for something different.
Skipper: Yeah, but okay?
PB: Granted. Have fun, Marlene..
Marlene: YES! xDDD
Gold: Rico- Eat/Drink radioactive fuels...
Rico: *drinks radioactive fuel*
Gold: And?
Rico: *starts opera singing, then flying around the room in a superman pose, and finally landing on the edge of a couch, saying in a deep voice* I have come to rescue you from the evil. Especially the girls.
Girls: -.- Selfdefence course, it is.
Karenkook: Everyone - Zumba time! :D
Everyone: How do you do Zumba?
Karenkook: *dances Zumba*
Everyone: *giggle* We're supposed to do THAT?
Karenkook: *smirks* It's a dare.
Everyone: :( *start zumba dancing*
Julien: Yeah, yeah, ShAkE it, oh oh, sHaKe it, hey hey...
Karenkook: o.O You guys suck...
Fey: NEXT DARE PLEASE! xD Alex: Jessie- Payback time :) kiss mort!
Jessie: WHAT? Dx
Alex: KISS. MORT. xD
Mort: *puckers lips*
Jessie: :/ *kisses him really really fast*
Mort: I LIKE your lips... ^^
Everyone: o.O
Jessie: Errr... right, I'll go throw up now... *leaves to throwup and comes back*
Gold: Marlene- Ride Julien like a horse!
Marlene: Let's go, Julien.
Candy: Julien- Let Marlene ride you like a horse!
Julien: Neigh?
Marlene: *mounts Julien and gallops around on him* Giddy up, boy! ^^
Everyone: xDDD
Gold: Maurice- Carry Mort around
Maurice: -.- Come here, Mort!
Mort: Yes?
Maurice: *carries Mort on his back* You're quite heavy...
Mort: Are you my daddy?
Maurice: No... -.-
Karenkook: Rico - Play Black Ops *hands him a laptop*
Rico: *starts playing*
After 1 hour...
Rico: *still playing*
Skipper: *goes over with fish-coffee in his flipper and pokes Rico*
Rico: *doesn't respond*
Kowalski: *shuts down Laptop*
Rico: Awww... :(
Fey: On we go... ^^
Alex: Kowalski- dance to a weird and funky song
Fey: And what could be weirder and funkier than Funky Town?
Kowalski: Oh, please, not that one!
Alex: Oh YES! xD
Skipper: You like torturing people, don't you?
Alex: Uhmmm... lemme think... YES!
Kowalski and Skipper: -.-
Fey: Julien! Turn up the MUSIC!
Julien: *presses play*
*music starts*
Kowalski: *starts shuffling, 1 2 3 4 steps* *and back again*
Gotta make the move to a town *arms up in a circle*
that's right for me
Kowalski: *shuffling*
A town to keep me moving *spin*
keep me groving with some energy
Kowalski: *shuffling*
Well I talked about it *going down with each talk about it*
talked about it talked about it
*shuffling*
talk about talk about *going down with each talk about it*
talk about moving
*MACARENA!*
Gotta move on gotta move on gotta move on
Anastasia: C'mon, Kowalski, you should make it more... funkier!
Kowalski: *grabs Anastasia* *dances with her until done with violin part* xD
Anastasia: o.O Hey...
Won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town
Jessie: Great, I get to slap him after this! xD
Kowalski: *spins Anastasia off and grabs Jessie at the saxophone part*
Jessie: NO, I DON'T DANCE! D:
Kowalski: *dances with her*
Won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town won't you take me to funky town
Kowalski: *attempts to grab Fey*
Fey: Nu-uh! You can't dance!
Kowalski: *grabs Fey and dances with her, too...*
Fey: *whispers* help...
Gotta make the move to a town that's right for me a town to keep me moving keep me grooving with some energy
Well I talked about it talked about it talked about it talk about talk about talk about moving
Julien: *pushes Fey away and grabs Kowalski ^^*
Kowalski: O.O
Gotta move on gotta move on gotta move on
*music ends*
Everyone: *errupts into hysterical laughter, except the ones who danced...*
Jessie: *goes up to Kowalski* *slaps* Anastasia...
Kowalski: Ouch...
Jessie: *slaps him* Me...
Kowalski: Ouch!
Jessie: *slaps him again* Fey.
Kowalski: Owwie... :(
Alex: *high-fives Jessie* ^^ Now, Julien- try to flirt with one of the girls there xD
Julien: Ok, beautiful.
Alex: Um...
Julien: I saw you looking at da royal booty, yes?
Alex: *turns to Fey* What is he doing?
Fey: Flirting with you! xD
Julien: If you ever are cold, baby, da King is hot...
Alex: o.O
Skipper: Hey, lay off, Ringtail.
Julien: Your boyfriend is jealous... ^^
Skipper and Alex and Marlene: WHAT?
Alex: He is soooo not my boyfriend!
Skipper: No way!
Marlene: Uhm, no?
Julien: Alex, my love, your eyes sparkle like the-
Alex: Why are you flirting with me? D: You could have picked any other girl...
Julien: You are a girl, yes?
Alex: *gives up* Yea... -.-
Fey: Next dare... xD
Gold: Hans- Sing "Ashley baby" by: Escape the Fate to Candy, Instead of saying Ashley baby, say Candy baby... I think you get what I'm saying...
Candy: You are SO getting a payback, Gold.
Gold: xD
Hans: Hello there, again.
*music starts*
Hans:
Shadows fall on yesterday,
it's like time just slips away.
I'm nothing, when darkness follows me.
The dawn, it never shows it's head.
I'm left dying here instead with nothing,
A lock without a key.
Like the brightest star you shine through.
Candy, baby, you make me feel so alive.
I've got purpose once again.
Yeah, yeah.
Candy, baby, you make me feel so alive.
I've got purpose once again.
Yeah, yeah.
(I've got purpose once again.)
Candy: *goes away to barf*
Everyone else: *either boos or doesn't do anything if they are nice*
Candy: *comes back* That was terrifying! o.O
Kowalski: Erm, Fey? This just arrived in the mail...
Fey: What mail?
Kowalski: Don't ask me... *hands her an envelope*
Fey: Yay, I got mail! ^^ It's from... let's see... Bluewolf? *opens it and reads it outloud*
Dear Fey,
The previous chapters were just darn epic! My gf and I totally loved it. In fact, she couldn't stop talking about it! She sends in her many thanks for letting her join your TaD.
Those were the good news. And now for the bad news.
I have to go to this super busy family reunion celebration. And since it's about family, my parent are banning me to use the Internet for not exceeding ten minutes! So yeah, I won't be sending in my dares in a few days, maybe for even a week. But I have enough time to post up chapters for a new story in mind.
Anyway, hope you have a nice time while I'm gone!
Your friend,
TheBlueWolf888
PS - When I come back, expect loads of dares for it shall be Torture All You Can Day! XD
Another PS - While I'm away, please take care of my Monster Raptor. He's under your custody since slightly sadistic OCs aren't allowed in family reunions. Don't forget to feed him fresh meat every once in a while! ;D
Kowalski: Wow! You get to take care of the MONSTER RAPTOR?
Fey: Am I the only one who is thinking that THAT is a bad idea?
Kowalski: Pretty much.
Monster Raptor: *comes in* Hello, Fey! I'm back.
Fey: -.- Help!
Monster Raptor: We're going to have great times together, right?
Fey: Oh, we will, just as soon as I have a little chat with Kowalski here...
Monster Raptor: Fine...
Fey: *turns to Kowalski, whispers* There is no way that he is coming with me in THAT size, I need a shrinkinator or something...
Kowalski: You meant, shrinkinizer...
Fey: Whatever. Can you do that?
Kowalski: Oh, Fey, a shrinkinizer is a baby's deal for me... *makes a shrinking gun out of a paperclip, then aims at the Monster Raptor and fires*
Monster Raptor: *shrinks*
Girls: Awwww, he's so cute!
Monster Raptor: *tiny* What did you do to me?
Fey: Have I mentioned that red pandas tend to eat small birds?
Monster Raptor: o.O
Fey: I'm just kidding... ^^ here, look, you can sit on my shoulder... *picks him up* But this is only until Bluewolf is back...
Gold: Next dare! xD Candy, you'll like this one. Candy- For the love of Peet, Spend a fricken day with Hans. You guys used to be fricken Bf and Gf! You guys were forced to break up! Go on a date! Something!
Candy: I HATE YOU!
Hans: Awww, come on, am I that bad?
Everyone: -.-
Candy: YES?
Hans: Don't say that, my sweetheart. *drags her off to a date*
Blowhole: Hey-
Gold: And Blowhole, let Candy do that. They loved each other, and if Candy was never transferred, she wouldn't have met you. Every minute you stay calm, you get fish! ^^ every minute you resist and throw a tantrum, you get tazed!
Blowhole: TANTARUM!
Gold: *tazes him*
Blowhole: TANTARUM!
Gold: *tazes him*
Blowhole: TANTARUM!
Gold: *tazes him*
Blowhole: Tantarum... *falls over, uncouncious*
Gold: Now, you, Fey.
Fey: Me? :DDD
Gold: Yup! ^^
Fey: Okay, bring it on!
Gold: Fey- You get a dounut! ^^
Fey: Dounut...
Gold: Yeah! xD
Fey: Dounut... *goes over to closet to stuff in the donut with the rest of the overflowing baked goods you sent me*
Candy: Everyone who says Peace out, gets Huggles! Whoever doesn't, get tazed by me personally! xD
Everyone: PEACE OUT!
Candy: Wait, I can't taze anyone now?
Gold: Nope, but you get to hug a lot of people... ^^
Candy: *annoyed and gives everyone a hug*