Sorry if this turned out weird but I couldn't resist the idea of two of them getting drunk together.

Chapter 14

I think polygamy is illegal

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough, or strong enough to take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain love hurts oeooooh love hurts.

I'm young I know, but even so I know a thing or two, I learn from you I really learned a lot, really learned a lot love is like a flame, it burns you when it's hot love hurts oeooooh love hurts…

"That's so true", Kol murmured and took a sip from his class.

"Tell me about it little brother", Klaus said.

They both sighed. They had listened the same song for two hours. Only one guy had complained about it but he had mysteriously disappeared. Everyone else seemed to be too drunk to care.

"More drinks gentlemen?" the waitress asked.

"Yes, keep them coming, love", Klaus replied. "You know what; I've been thinking this is like so unfair."

"Which part?" Kol asked.

"You got cursed, I did what any good brother would do and tried to help you and here we are. This sucks!"

"Well pardon me "good brother" but you put a dagger through my heart. Don't you think that sucked?"

Klaus rolled his eyes.

"Again with the dagger thing, could you just get over it already?"

"No! Can't you even admit that it wasn't cool?"

"It wasn't cool? What the hell does that even mean?"

Kol laughed.

"Seriously brother, which one of us spent the last century in a coffin again? It means that you were an ass. Would it kill you to apologize?"

"Possibly", Klaus murmured.

Kol emptied his class.

"Ok, here's the thing, you are my big brother, and I was supposed to be able to trust you. When you killed me I thought to myself "how can he do this to me?" That hurt, brother."

Klaus looked at his class.

"Yeah, I guess it wasn't…how did you put it, cool. I'm sorry Kol. Hug?"

"Well, alright then."

They both stood up and hugged each other.

"My brother", Klaus said. "This calls for celebration, bar tender, drinks for everyone!"

People who were still able to understand what he was saying raised their classes.

"Thanks dudes! You're ok!"

"So are you, strange bearded guy", Kol said.

"So where were we?" Klaus asked when they had sat down.

"I don't know, here?"

They both started to laugh.

"I think we better stop drinking now", Klaus said. "But about Gabrielle…"

They both sighed. "Gabrielle…"

"She's so beautiful", Kol said.

"Yes she is, like an angel. Those eyes…"

"And lips…"

"And hair…"

They sighed again.

"I want to marry her", Kol said.

"Me too", Klaus replied.

"We can't both marry her. I think polygamy is illegal."

"Hey, so is killing people but who cares about that?"

"True, true. Hell, we don't have to obey some stupid human laws!" Kol said.

"No we don't! We can make our own laws!"

"You said it brother! Let's drink to that."

They both emptied their classes.

"So it's settle then, now we just have to start arranging the wedding", Klaus said.

"I think we should tell Rebekah so she has time to meet Gabrielle before the wedding."

"Good thinking brother. Do you want to call her?"

"Sure."

It took a while before Kol managed to find his cell phone.

"It's ringing…Rebekah! Hi, it's Kol, your brother. How are you my dear sister? What do you mean who died? Can't I just call my baby sister and ask how you are doing? Right, right, I've never seem to care about that before… But anyway, I got some wonderful news, Klaus and I are both getting married and we want you to come and meet our bride! Yes, there's only one bride, we both love her so we both shall marry her…What? Hold on, I ask."

Kol looked at Klaus.

"She asks how drunk we are."

"Tell her not very drunk."

"Klaus says we're not very drunk… Right, right, hold on…She asks have we been replaced by some aliens."

Klaus looked thoughtful.

"You know what, that's a good question, tell her we get back to her on that one."

"We'll get back to you on that one. But come to Elijah's place as soon as you can, we're looking forward to see you, bye."

"What did she say?" Klaus asked.

"That was kind of strange, she didn't say much anything. She didn't even congratulate us."

"How rude. But you know what; we need a ring for Gabrielle."

"You're right! We can't propose her without a ring. Let's go!"

Klaus left a few bills on their table before they headed outside.

"But where are we going to get a ring in this hour?" Kol asked.

"Watch and learn little brother", Klaus said and headed to a nightclub.

He came back after few minutes.

"Ok, I got five rings; we can pick one of these."

"Very nice."

"Thank you, thank you. But I think we better get a cab now, I'm starting to see two of you."

Kol laughed.

"That's funny, because I see three of you!"

Finally they managed to find a cab.

"We're getting married!" Klaus said to the cab driver.

He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah well, congratulations, I'm sure you're going to be happy together."

They started to laugh.

"No! Not with each other! With our true love!"

"Booze?" the cab driver suggested.

"I can't wait to tell Gabrielle", Kol said. "I think she's going to be excited."

"And she's going to be so beautiful bride."

They were both feeling very cheerful.

"Thank you my good man", Klaus said when the cab stopped in front of the gate.

"What ever", the driver murmured.

"We have to be quiet now or Elijah will yell at us again. Let's sneak in", Kol suggested.

"Good idea. I don't get why Elijah is always so mad at us."

Their sneaking in didn't work out so well. Klaus managed to knock over a lion ornament in front of the door and Kol dropped couple of vases in the hall.

"Shh! Quiet!" Klaus said very loudly.

"You be quiet!"

They headed upstairs and bumped into Elijah in front of Gabrielle's room.

"What are you two doing?" he asked.

"Nothing, we… were you just in Gabrielle's room?" Kol asked.

There was a guilty look on Elijah's face.

"I just checked on her. And I got a call from Rebekah, what…"

"She told you? Damn, we wanted to tell you!" Klaus said.

"And there's something we would like to ask", Kol added. "Would you be our best man?"

Neither Klaus nor Kol ever remembered seen Elijah so stunned.

"Yes, you really are the best man we know", Klaus said and tapped his shoulder.

"And we love you big brother", Kol added.

It took a while before Elijah managed to speak.

"How drunk are you?"

"Not so drunk", Klaus replied.

"Yes we are", Kol said.

"Go to sleep", Elijah said firmly.

"But we have to propose Gabrielle…"

"You can do that tomorrow when you are sober. Now go to sleep."

"Alright then. Keep these rings safe for us."

Elijah looked at the rings.

"To my darling Ashley?" he read out loud.

"We'll fix that tomorrow. Good night brother", Klaus said when he opened a nearest door.

"That's a closet…" Elijah started but decided to let it go. He had enough for one night.