Chapter Fourteen

L and Sayu were in Hawaii for their honeymoon and though the night weather was perfect outside they spent most of their time inside. Wink wink. Unfortunately the rest of the hotel didn't appreciate their declarations of love and bitched. With all the thumping, moaning, yelling and squeaking no one could sleep.

"If it's my Master that's here how come all of you are here?" A L plushie asked.

"Because we're bored." A Mello plushie stated.

"Plus they have a sweet arcade downstairs." A Matt plushie gushed.

"…" The Near plushies remained silent.

"God I'm sick of all of this noise!" A fat ass bald man yelled, coming out of his room and started to the honeymooners door, but was stopped by the massive armies of the plushies.

"You best just turn around right now." A Mello said, pointing a small gun.

"What the hell are you!?" The blob screamed.

"We're demons here to eat your soul." A L moaned eerily and the man left screaming.

"Now that was a bit much." A Matt said and lit a miniature cigarette. They went silent as they heard ballet music and saw a Near plushie dancing in a tutu.

"Uh what the fuck?" A Mello stated and the rest of the Near's shrugged.

"That's just how that one is." One of them explained.

"Oookay." A Matt said and they watched as the plushie danced away.

"So is that one gay or something?" A Mello asked.

"Possibly we try and stay away from him." A Near said.

"I'm bored." A Mello said.

"Oh shut up." Another Mello gumbled and soon all the Mello's were in a pile fight.

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Meanwhile back in Japan.

Matsuda was dressed in a maid outfit and giggled as Light petted his hair. "I think next time you should dress as a school girl." Light said and glomped the older man.

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"How come I'm not in this!?" Takada screeched.

"They've forgotten about us!" Mikami bawled. "Because the plot was changed we are no longer needed!"

The two bawled in their emo corner and the mafia and other characters that were suppose to be in the anime joined them.

TBC

Stupid ne?