Disclaimer: Hell no! Who do you think I am? Masashi Kishimoto?

A/N: Oh my god…I felt so bad that I didn't update this story for so long!Gomen for updating late! My beta reader didn't proof read this chapter. I know there's lots of mistake, grammar, or misspelling. I'm sorry if the story is very hard to read or understand. Thanks to all the reviewers for the great reviews. Anyways, ENJOY!

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"So you guys, where do you want to go next now?" Sakura asked.

"How about we go get something to eat since we haven't eaten anything?" Sasuke recommended.

"Yeah, let's go eat now!"

Chapter 14- We meet again

--Restaurant--

Naruto and Sasuke sat down at the table while Sakura placed Kakashi on a baby chair for him to sit and she sat down. They stated looking through the menu. Soon, the waiter came by.

"Hello, my name is Kyo and I'll be your waiter for this afternoon. Are you ready to order?" He said formally.

"Yeah, I'll hav-" Naruto looked up and shouted as he pointed, "AH! It's you again!"

Kyo looked up and saw Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. "Whoa! It's you guys again."

"What are you doing here?" Sakura asked surprise.

"What do you think? I worked here, need to earn some money. Anyways, what are the little brats doing here without your parents around?" He chuckled.

"Who are you calling us little brats, you stupid old man! Do you wanna fight us!" Sasuke slammed his hands on the table.

Kyo held up his hands as he was surrender, "Hey, hey, chill man. I was just kidding. Man, I can't believe you get mad easily by a simple joke. You sure have bad temper."

"Well, I don't take the damn joke! You're the one getting me on my nerves!" Sasuke yelled angrily.

"Sasuke-kun, calm down…we're not here to fight. We're here to eat, remember? Let's just forget about it and order, okay" Sakura said calmly.

Sasuke grumbled, "Fine. Let's get this over with."

"Okay then. Now, what would you like to order?" Kyo took out pen and ready to write on the notepad.

"I'll take Miso Ramen with extra pork!" Naruto said overexcited.

"I'll have Onigiri." Sasuke looked away.

"I think I'll have curry sauce with rice, soup, and sushi." Sakura pointed the menu.

"My, my, I didn't know a girl like you would eat this much. No wonder, your hips are getting so big." Kyo laughed.

Sakura glares at him, "For your information, I'm not the only will be eating for this food. Second, I have to feed someone else too." She pointed at Kakashi.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, hehe!" Baby Kakashi giggled as he banging the spoon on the table.

"Oh! Sorry about that, I didn't know that you brought Kakashi's son here. Anyways, I'll get your order ready." Kyo walked away.

"I can't believe we meet that guy again! Why does that guy have to be our waiter? He's so damn annoying!" Naruto whispered.

"I know…I can't believe he works here too. By the way, how does he know Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura wondered.

"Who knows? He's very suspicion…We better keep an eye on that guy because he can be either spy or nin-hunter. We don't know what he might do to Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke looked at them.

They nodded.

--10 minutes past—

"Here your order! Enjoy your meal!" Kyo bowed and left.

Naruto was gulping all of the ramen on his mouth. Sasuke was eating onigiri quietly. Sakura was eating sushi; then she fed the curry sauce at Kakashi. Kakashi opened his mouth and ate it happily. "Guu, Guu, Guu, Mama, Mama, Mama!" Baby Kakashi giggled.

"You like that food, don't ya? Hehe, you're so cute, Sensei!" Sakura gave him a kiss on his cheek.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, another!"

"You wanna another kiss?"

He nodded numerous times. "Guu, Guu, Guu!"

"All right." Sakura gave him another kiss.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, Mama, Mama, Mama, Me like kiss, kiss, kiss!" He hugged Sakura.

"Hehe, you're so adorable! Yes, yes, you are!" Sakura smiled and gave him more kisses.

Kakashi kept on hugging her and they giggled same time. Sasuke watched them, which it really make him…upset. He tried to ignore it, but he kept on hearing them giggling. Pretty soon, Sasuke is going to, "STOP HUGGING HER, YOU LITTLE BRAT!" He screamed as he stood up.

Sakura and Kakashi stopped, looked at Sasuke. Naruto was staring at him with mouthful of ramen confusedly. Sasuke realized that the whole customers were staring at him. Sasuke's face got really red. "I…Uh…I …I gotta go to the restroom!" He ran to the restroom.

"What the heck was that? Why Sasuke-teme yelled at Sensei?" Naruto rubbed his hair.

"I have no idea." Sakura said worriedly. "I wonder what's wrong with him. I hope he's all right."

--Restroom—

Sasuke splash some cold water on his face. He grabbed the paper towel, wiped his face, and then stares at the mirror. "What the heck did I do that for? Why am I so mad?"

"It's because you're jealous."

Sasuke turned around and saw Kyo who was leaning against the wall. "What do you mean by that?" Sasuke raised his left eyebrows.

"First, you're jealous because Kakashi's son was getting all the kisses instead of you, second, it's because you like that girl." Kyo smiled.

"NANI! I'm not jealous of anyone! Why would I be jealous of that little brat! Also, I don't like her either!" Sasuke hissed.

"Are you sure about that? To me, you seem like you like her."

"Shut up, you idiot! Don't you understand what I said, 'I. DON'T. LIKE. HER!'Now, leave me alone!" Sasuke turned around.

"Suit yourself. If you say so, but its better think about it kid. You might be wrong." Kyo had lefts the restroom.

"Why would I be jealous! He thinks that I like her. Gimme me a break! She's not even my type…Also, she's annoying." Sasuke thought.

Suddenly, Sasuke's heart started to beat really fast. "Wait a second…Why is my heart thumping...? The more I think of her, the more my heart beat even faster…What's the meaning of this..?...Oh my god…Could it be that I…I …No, it can't be…"

--Walked out from restaurant—

"Oh man, that was a good lunch! I'm glad that I got to eat more ramen and it was the great!" Naruto rubbed his stomach.

"Yeah, I agreed. So anyways, where are we going to do next?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know. Do you have any idea?" Naruto put his hands behind the head.

"Well, why don't we walk around then?" Sakura recommend.

"Sure, fine with me." Naruto said.

"How about you, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura faced him.

"…Yeah sure…Whatever…" Sasuke looked away blushed.

Sakura thought "I wonder why Sasuke-kun is so red? Did he get a fever? Should I ask him? No…I shouldn't…because he would ignore me anyways. I shouldn't bother to ask him."

"All right, let's go then."

--Play a game—

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura walked around the village for past 30 minutes. Until, someone called them. "Hey, you kids. Why don't you play a game?"

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura turned around to see who called them. Their eyes were widening, it's the same person who they met at the restaurant. "Nani! You again!" Sasuke pointed.

"Yup, it's me again." Kyo smiled.

"I thought you were working at the restaurant. Aren't you supposed to be working?" Sakura asked.

"Nah, I don't work there anymore because I don't like working as a waiter and clean all of that stuff. So, I just quitted that job. Anyways, do you want to play a game?" Kyo asked again.

"Game? What kind of game?" Naruto asked curious.

"The game is called Kokkuri-san. It's pretty fun game, why don't you try it?" He asked.

(Saki- Kokkuri-san means that is the magic to summon the spirit and ask it questions. But it isn't Japanese traditional magic actually. Its origin is 'table turning' of Western stage magic. In early this century, an American sailor shows it to people in Shimoda. They regarded it as spiritual phenomenon by fox.)

"No, we don't wan-" Sasuke got cut short because Kakashi spoke.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, Mama, Obaasan, Onee-chan, play, play, play!" Baby Kakashi put Sasuke's shirt.

"See, Kakashi's son want you guys to play. Come on, just one game." Kyo chewed a toothpick.

"Fine, just one game." Sasuke said unemotionally.

"Okay, who want to go first?"

"Me, me, me!" Naruto raised his hand up.

"All right, what's your name?"

"Naruto."

"Hmm, Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, Tell me, does Naruto really love Ramen?" Kyo moved the coin as it landed on yes.

"Haha, yes it is. You love Ramen all right!"

"Wow, it's so true! I can't believe it really does work! This is really incredible!" Naruto shouted in amazed.

Sasuke and Sakura sweats drop slip behind their head.

"He's so stupid…I can't believe he believe that crap so simply." Sasuke thought.

"See, I told ya its work. What about you, Miss?" Kyo looked at Sakura.

"Uh…I don't think so...I'm not interested." Sakura laughed nervously.

"All right. Then, I'll do Kakashi's son. Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, Tell me, is Kakashi's son going to be adopted by a bird?" Kyo moved the coin and it landed on yes.

"Yes, he is! So, that's mean he'll be adopted by the bird. You better watch out." Kyo rubbed his chin.

"Nani! No way, that'll be problem. Sasuke and Sakura, we better keep an eye on him before that bird comes after him!" Naruto patted Kakashi's head.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, Obaasan, Obaasan, Obaasan!" Baby Kakashi giggled.

"Bah, that's a stupid game. You think that's going to happen. Well, it won't! You probably were lying. There's no such things bird going to capture him. Also, that game, it's only for kid. Beside, it's dumb. I saw that game many times and it didn't happen. And I don't believe that crap either." Sasuke crossed his arm.

"Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, Tell me, who does Sasuke like?" He moved the coin again. It spelled.

Sasuke stares at him. "SA-KU-RA! Haha! So, you like Sakura, don't ya, little Sasuke!"

"Damn you bastard! Stop fooling around with me!" Sasuke growled.

"What? Don't tell me that you don't like her?"

Sasuke blushed. "Shut up, you jerk! Of course I d- I meant I don't like her! Yes, that's right, I don't like her!"

"Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, until what age did Sasuke wet his bed?" He asked himself.

"Hey! Knock it off, you bastard! Stop picking on me!" Sasuke hissed.

"If you don't believe Kokkuri-san, then it shouldn't bother you." Kyo stares at him evilly.

"Yeah Sasuke-teme, you said, you didn't believe that stuff. So, it shouldn't bother you." Naruto laughed.

"Shut up, dobe! You stay out of it!" Sasuke pushed him.

"Kokkuri-san, Kokkuri-san, if Sasuke doesn't like Sakura, is he gay?" Kyo moved the coin and it landed on Yes.

"Ah ha! So, you are gay! No wonder, you looked like one!" He laughed.

"Why you bastard! I'm gonna kill you!" Sasuke clenched his fist.

"Haha! Sasuke is gay! That's funny!" Naruto laughed loudly.

"Shut up, dobe! You wanna die too!" Sasuke smacked Naruto's head.

"I can't believe that they would fight over for a stupid game…Sigh…But could it be true that Sasuke-kun really like me…?" Sakura thought.

--Hour past--

Sakura was sat down on floor while watching Naruto and Sasuke have been arguing. Kakashi sat on the floor next to Sakura. "Guu, Guu, Guu!" He bounces several times.

Kakashi looked up and saw something interesting him. "Guu, Guu, Guu, Mama, Mama, Mama!" He pulled Sakura's shirt.

"Nani Sensei?" Sakura looked at him.

"Guu, Guu, Guu, Birdie, Birdie, Birdie!" Baby Kakashi pointed up.

"What birdie? I don't see an-" Sakura fell a wind blow past through her, she wiped the dust from her eyes. Slowly, she opened her eyes, and said, "Where did Sensei go?"

"Mama, Mama, Mama!"

Sakura heard the voice from the top. She looked up, her eyes widen, and saw Kakashi was capture the Giant Bird with his left foot claw. "Mama, Mama, Mama, Go bye, bye, bye!" He giggled as he waved her.

"Waii! SENSEI!" Sakura screamed at full volume.

It cause Sasuke and Naruto stopped fighting. They both went over there, "Sakura-chan, what's wrong?"

"Sen-Sen-Sen-sei"

"What about little brat! Did something happen to him!" Sasuke shook her.

"Sensei has been capture by the Giant Bird!" Sakura shouted.

Sasuke and Naruto opened their jaw dropped. "NANI! That's impossible! How could have that happen!" They screamed.

"See! I told you, it happened. You guys don't believe in me." Kyo sat as he read the books.

"Shut up, you jerk! If you didn't play that stupid game, none of this happen would happen! Right now, I can't argue with you! We have to rescue him now!"

"Where did that bird go, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.

"It went up to the forest!" Sakura pointed the direction.

"Let's go now!" They rushed over there.

TBC

Sigh…I couldn't think of any humor. Gomen, this chapter sucks…If you guys have any idea that would like to share humor with me. Please write an email or leave a review. I'll decide whether I like it or not, okay? Hope you like it and Please RR!

Saki: Whoa! Kakashi had been adopted by a bird! I wonder how Team 7 going to save him? (Wonders)

Sasuke: Why did you make Kyo say I'm gay! I'm definitely not gay! (Gave an angry face)

Saki: Aw, come on, Sasuke! Don't be mad at me! I'm just messing around with you! (Ruffling his hair)

Sasuke: (Slap Saki's hand) (Gave her a dirty looks)

Sakura: Could it be that Sasuke really like me? (Blushes)

Kakashi: Hmm…Maybe…or maybe not…It depends how this story going…unless he's gay. (Chuckled)

Sasuke: For the last time! I'M NOT GAY! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SINGLE WORD I SAID!

Naruto: This is awesome; I didn't get torture this time! I'm so happy! (Cheers)

Saki: Who knows…Maybe you guys will be torture again Mwhahaha!

Team 7: (Afraid) her laughs scare us….