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The Many Dates of Danny Fenton
Chapter 14: A Date with DISASTER!
Danny had been lucky as he arrived home with two minutes to spare, quickly ran upstairs and pretended to have just arrived, thus sparing him from any parental punishment for the time being. After that, he went up to his room, still marveling over this entire evening. He had gone out with a teenage girl ghost at a ghostly restaurant in the Ghost Zone, nearly got his head cut off by her overprotective father, got saved by her and then went out for ice cream..and he didn't dislike his evening.
Sure, Phanty is full ghost, a year younger than him and her constant cackling can be a little grating, as well as her somewhat macabre and spooky sense of humor but she is a very nice, cheerful and friendly young ghoul full of spirit...no pun intended.
Even if somebody might think he broke some sort of principle tonight, he had fun...except the part of Phanty's dad trying to turn him full ghost or worse, but that wasn't her fault that she had a crazy protective dad.
"Me on a date with a ghost...I guess you never know what could happen...'Danny chuckled to himself, still feeling the irony of the whole thing.
He then made it to his computer, logged onto the You+Me=LOVE! website to rate his date with Phanty. He thought long and hard about it, weighing the pros and the cons of his evening with her. After a long time of thinking it over, he went with his gut and gave the friendly girl ghost a 7/10. Not his best date but also not his worst either .
RRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!
"Hey Tucker, how was your date?...'Danny greeted, wanting to get this routine over with.
"A one.."Tucker said in a snarky kind of way.
"Oh man, who was it and what happened? ..." Danny asked, since that it a very low score.
"I got a chick named Heather...as for details, don't ask...'Tucker said in a sour tone and Danny didn't bother pushing it.
"So, how was yours?...'Tucker asked, figuring it had to have been better.
"Will you believe me that I went out with this ghost girl to some restaurant in the Ghost Zone...'Danny said.
Tucker started laughing for a few moments on the other end, only to stop when he noticed that Danny didn't join him..
"Wait...are you serious? How? Why? How did that happen? Did Kitty try to use you to make Johnny jealous again?...'Tucker asked, sounding genuinely lost.
"Yes, I am serious...No it wasn't Kitty, it was this new ghoul named Phantasma and unlike a lot of the ghosts we face, she is harmless...she snuck herself into the service but she is actually really nice...just a little...excitable...and aside from me nearly getting destroyed by her dad, it wasn't that bad of a date...'Danny said, trying hard to best describe her.
"Okay, this I got to hear...'Tucker said, demanding details.
Danny began to tell him the tale of his blind date with Phantasma and how it all went down, from meeting in the cemetery, their dinner at NightShades, him nearly being obliterated by her dad only to be saved by the young ghoul, then getting some ice cream for dessert...
"After that, she walked me to the portal and we parted ways...It was pretty strange but it wasn't that bad of a night...'Danny said, though Tucker was silent for a moment.
'Tuck?...'Danny questioned.
"Sorry man, but...okay...your date turns out to be a ghost...you get dragged to the Ghost Zone to eat stuff that might not even be consumable to humans, her dad shows up and literally tries to waste you and you nearly miss your curfew...I'm sorry but your night was technically worse than mine but you still say it wasn't so bad..."Tucker said in a truly lost voice.
"Hey, it can always be worse...that's my way of thinking at least...'Danny shrugged.
The two continued talking for a while, before Tucker's mother was heard on the other end, telling her son to get off line again, which resulted with the tech geek to both hang up his phone and turn off his computer he was simultaneously using.
'Tuck will never change...'Danny said with a chuckle.
He realized that it is getting pretty late and he better check if he got any more dates pending. As luck would have it, he saw a message and he knew that meant that he's got another blind date waiting .
"Now let's see who it is this time...'Danny said as he began to read the contents of his date's profile.
User Name: VolumtuousVicky
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Height: 5"7'
Weight: 125 lbs
Star Sign: Taurus
Home Town:Dimmsdale
Physical Description: Tall, attractive, shapely red head with pink eyes and fair skin.
Personality: I am a nice, sweet and lovely person who just wants some romance, to find my perfect guy. I am also very hardworking and even babysit children and do volunteer work at the local hospital in my spare time.
Likes and Interests: Romance, music like Chip Skylarks and taking care of others
Type of person I wish to date: I am looking for my prince charming...Somebody who would be there to understand my needs.
Danny raised a brow at what he read. Whoever this girl is, she at least doesn't seem to have any low self esteem. He double read the profile just to make sure there isn't any clues that this VolumtiousVicky isn't some kind of robot, ghost, ghoul or whatever. Sure, he had a good time on those dates, but you can't be too careful. He knew from personal experience that things aren't always as they appear to be. Finding nothing that could be a potential clue, he sighed and continued to read the rest of the whole thing.
There date is suppose to be at some place called Chez Fancy at precisely 5:00pm tomorrow.
"Man, better make sure I have enough...'Danny said, since that place didn't exactly sound cheap.
He made a mental note to remember to ask his folks or Jazz for some extra cash before he leaves tomorrow for his blind date.
Danny soon went to sleep, unaware of the kind of date that would await him tomorrow. If he had any way of knowing what would happen, he might have had second thoughts over the whole arrangement.
The Next Day
At Chez Fancy
5:00pm
Danny had managed to arrive at Dimmsdale, wearing a nicer set of clothes since he found out Chez Fancy had a sort of dress code. He made sure his heart sticker is on, his hair was more or less adequate and his flowers were fine for VolumptiousVicky, when she shows up.
He glanced at his watch and saw that it was5 after 5.
'I wonder where she is...'Danny said as he looked around, to see where his blind date is.
Suddenly a red headed teenage girl appear, wearing a green dress with black leggins and her hair was in a pony tail. Danny looked at her, it was strange...she wasn't exactly ugly or anything, but Danny can't exactly bring himself to call her pretty either.
"Hello, you wouldn't happen to be D-Fenton, would you?...'The girl asked politely to the boy.
"Yes I am...but call me Danny...I'm guessing that you are VolumtousVicky?..." Danny questioned.
"Please Danny...just call me... Vicky...' The red haired girl said with a smile.
CRACK!
Suddenly there was thunder and lightning flashing, despite the fact that it was a clear sky tonight.
"Where did that come from?...'Danny asked in confusion but he was ignored as Vicky continued to smile.
He then remembered the flowers in his hand and he handed them to her.
"These are for you, Vicky...'Danny said as he gave her the flowers.
"Like wow...thanks..."Vicky said as she sniffed the flowers, only for them to suddenly wilt when she touched them.
"What?...'Danny said in confusion, wondering what happened.
Those flowers had been fresh a few minutes ago...
"Oh, pity...poor little things must have been old...'Vicky said as she not-so gently tossed the flowers away, all the while, keeping an innocent smile on her face.
"Uh...yeah...'Danny said, while Vicky kept smiling.
"So Danny...come on..."Vicky said.
Danny, for the sake of being a gentleman, held the door opened for her and the red haired teenage girl walked inside, the two were greeted by the maitre D and were soon in.
Inside
Chez Fancy
The waiter soon led them to their table but them apparently left quickly, as if he was nervous about something.
"What's with him?...'Danny thought as he was about to take his seat, only to hear a loud coughing.
"Huh?..."Danny turned around to see Vicky, not smiling now.
'What is is, Vicky?...Danny asked.
"Excuse me,but isn't the gentleman suppose to hold the lady's chair..."Vicky said, crossing her arms.
Danny blinked and saw the look on her face and he, despite facing ghosts for nearly a year, almost felt a little intimated by it. His other dates never asked or expected this...
"I'm sorry..." Danny said as he held out her chair for Vicky who took it.
"That's better...'Vicky said.
Danny then took his own seat. A waiter came to hand them their menus and he realized that now their blind date has officially begun.
"So Vicky, tell me all about yourself?...'Danny started, wanting to be polite.
"Well...I am sixteen...I go to Dimmsdale High...I have my own babysitting service and I like volunteering at the local hospital...but enough about me, tell me about yourself..."Vicky said, trying to sound charming.
"I'm 14...I go to Casper High...I like bowling, NASA, astronomy and playing video games..."Danny said.
"No job? No car?..."Vicky asked.
"Um...no..."Danny answered and noticed that Vicky's smile was replaced with a critical frown.
"Where do you live? What do you parents do for a living? What kind of car do they drive?..."Vicky asked with her arms crossed.
Danny , shocked by her sudden change in demeanor, still answered her questions.
"I live in Amity Park...my parents are...scientists...and they drive an RV ..."Danny said.
Vicky did NOT look impressed...
Danny was confused, even as a waiter came by to take their orders. ..Vicky ordered some spaghetti and meatballs while Danny chose a steak to eat, but she still looked at him critically.
"What is with her?..."Danny thought in annoyance.
"What a dweeb. ..."Vicky thought harshly.
She was only doing this thing to find her Prince Charming ...the handsome, rich and hunky guy that she totally deserves but lately she's only been out with weak willed loser, including this guy. Sure, he wasn't that bad looking, heck, some girls might even call him cute...he even reminded her a bit of her favorite singer Chip Skylar but Vicky is a woman of high standards. This guy isn't even old enough to have his drivers license, much less own a car, he's not rich and she doubted that he is popular, plus he is scrawny, not buff. He's not impressive enough for Vicky to even bother faking an Interest.
Soon the waiter arrived wit their meals, but Danny has had enough...
"Um excuse me..."Danny started.
"What?..."Vicky barked at him, shocking Danny with her sudden rudeness.
"I'm sorry but is something wrong..."Danny asked sarcastically, wondering what's with her attitude.
"Yeah...I'm on a date with some broke loser ..."Vicky said.
"What did you call me?!..."Danny exclaimed, while Vicky still had a nasty look on her face.
"Oh please...too young to drive, no cash, no job...I call them as I see them..."Vicky spat.
Danny was appalled by her nasty nature and sent her an infuriated look...
"Who the heck are you to talk to me this way?..."Danny said as he even got up and unintentionally was getting attention.
Vicky rolled her eyes as she got up...
"Im Vicky and because I feel like it. ..it's not my fault the service paired me with a broke loser like you..."Vicky said cruelly, making Danny growl.
"I am NOT a loser! And why the heck are you even in this service, anyway?...'Danny shouted in anger, wondering how someone so...so...icky, could have ended up as his date tonight.
Vicky blinked as she tried to remember her reason for doing this...
FLASHBACK
About 2 weeks ago
It was a typical morning in Dimmsdale and Vicky was doing her job of picking up Timmy Turner from school, while his parents were out doing their latest exploit. And by that, Timmy was running away screaming while Vicky ran after him with a baseball bat, intending to cause him harm.
"AHHHH! !..."Timmy yelled as he tried to escape, with his evil babysitter hot on his trail.
" Get back here TWERP!..." Vicky yelled loudly she continue to chase her target.
Timmy screamed and somehow found him in it to run faster to get away from the demented teen. He quickly hid behind an alley but Vicky was looking around forward her "charge".
Unknown to her Timmy was whispering to his fairies for help...
"Guys,I need you guys to do something ...Vicky has been even meaner lately...I wish there was something to distract her so she won't notice me..."Timmy pleaded to his fairies.
"I'm on it!..." Cosmo shouted as he waved as wand before Wanda could do or say anything.
The end result was a flyer, smacking into Vicky's face, distracting her...
"Oh all the stupid...huh? A teen dating service. ..."Vicky muttered as she read the contents, unknown to her, Timmy used this opportunity to escape her wrath for the time being.
"We will find your perfect match or your money back is A guaranteed, huh?..."Vicky said with interest as an opportunistic smirk formed on her face.
End of Flashback
All Vicky remembered is chasing the twerp and then finding the flyer, figuring she could both, pick up some easy hot hunks and later pretend to be unsatisfied to scam her a refund and a hopefully hot and rich boyfriend to boot. She settled for sending Danny another glare.
"I joined this sight to find my perfect match, dweeb...and I can tell that you aren't him..."Vicky said.
"Likewise..."Danny shouted.
There was a glaring contest and normally Vicky would have decked this guy but she noticed some guards nearby . ..and she suddenly got a better idea in her twisted, wicked mind.
"Whatever loser, I'm out of here..."Vicky said as she poured her spaghetti and drink over Danny, shocking him by her action.
"Did...Did she really...'Danny paused, actually stunned by this as Vicky continued to look at him smugly.
"Vicky!..."Danny shouted in anger.
"See ya never, loser...'Vicky spat as she marched out of the restaurant, even shoving a waiter and making the glasses he was carrying fall to the ground.
Danny was growling, unable to believe that he ended up on a date with her, of all people...
'This cannot get any worse...'Danny muttered, only for their waiter to come back with the check.
"Here's the bill, sir...oh, and the damage that your date did is included...'He said snobbishly as he handed the bill to the teenage boy.
Danny saw this and tried hard not to curse when he saw how much it was...
About 3 hours later
Danny angrily marched away from the restaurant after being force to wash dishes for three hours in order to pay off the rest of his bill after he fell short, no thanks to that shrew Vicky.
'That girl...'Danny grumbled, unable to believe it.
This has got to be one of the worst dates of his life...Oh, who is he kidding?! It IS the worst!
That Vicky girl was not only a shrew, a manipulative girl but also a total creep. He had never had the displeasure of meeting a girl so mean, rude, crude and just plain...icky. Even Phantasma was a much better date than that ...that she-jerk. Even if she is a little wacky and spooky, he'd rather date Phanty and deal it her dad again than go on another date with that Vicky girl, any day of the week.
""If I ever see that girl again, it will be too soon...'He said, just wanting to go home and forget this entire night ever happened.
He was about to find a place to change and just fly home, only to suddenly hear screaming and crying of small children.
'What?...'Danny said as he quickly ran to see what the problem was.
To his horror, he saw a nearby comic book store and a small group of three boys, who looked to be no older than 10. He also saw that lousy Vicky there but to his horror, he saw that she was facing off against a little boy with a pink hat and buck teeth and she held what looked to be a comic book out of his reach.
'Give it back Vicky! That's a Crimson Chin number 12..."The kid shouted as he jumped up and down to reach his comic but to no avail.
"Haha! If you want it, reach for it, twerp...'Vicky said, sounding even nastier than the last time he heard her voice.
"You know, I was gonna rip this thing to shreds, but I heard these things but I'm sure I'm can sell it to buy make up and other girl stuff. .."Vicky said, making the little kid mad as she rolled the comic and put it in her back pocket.
"No!..."The kid shouted but Vicky wasn't done, she moved behind him and gave the kid an atomic wedgie.
"AH!..." The kid shouted in pain.
"HA HA HA. ..."Vicky laughed, taking sadistic pleasure in the kid's pain.
Danny witness it and his eyes narrowed, his blood boiled and he is pretty sure his face has turned red. He was mad, no, scratch that. He was downright livid!
Not only was Vicky the absolute worse girl he's been out with, not only was she mean, shallow, bossy, rude, crude and outright obnoxious but she is even worse than all of that. Not only did she dump her dinner on him and left him with an enormous bill to pay alone but this...this...She picks on kids and that is unforgivable...
"She's . ...she's even worse than Cree..."Danny whispered, unable to believe this as he felt his anger grow...
Now he is mad!
As he watched Vicky continued to bully those kids, Danny was about to march up to her to tell her off...until he got a better idea...
He looked around and saw some nearby trashcan, a tree that had a visible bee hive in it, a nearby latter that had a half empty paint can on it and he also noticed in one of the trash cans, some discarded sticky buns...
"Hmmm ...let's see how she likes being on the other end of torment. .."Danny whispered as his eyes glowed green and he became invisible, already having an idea forming in his mind.
"Hey twerp..."Vicky said as she was about to inflict a new bullying method on the poor kid...
Except, before she could do so, something happened...Before Vicky could lay a hand on him, Vicky felt something smack her from behind her head, and incidentally caused the comic book to fall out of her pocket.
"Ouch! Who's the dead dork who did that ?..."Vicky shouted as she turned around but saw no one...and she also didn't notice a soda can near her feet.
The evil red head girl took a step an ended up stepping on the can, causing her to lose her balance...
WOAH ..." Vicky shouted as she tried to grab support on a nearby ladder, but ended up causing the paint can to fall over her, getting her covered in sticky wHhte pain and the can itself, stuck to her head...
"AH! What is this?!..."Vicky shouted as she tried to get the can off of her, but it was stuck, she tried to pull it off and couldn't see that she ended up crashing into the nearby garbage cans. That was when she took the can off and tossed it away.
"GROSS!..." Vicky screamed as she tried to get the garbage off her, but the combo of that and the white paint made it stick, especially the honey coated sticky buns that were now stuck to her pony tail.
"Bzzzzzz..."A loud buzzing noise suddenly was heard.
Vicky turned around and saw a large swarm of bees above her. Apparently when she threw the paint can away, it ended up hitting the nearby hive and disturbed the bees...who also seemed to be attracted to the sticky buns and trash that was on a now pale looking Vicky.
"Oh no..."Vicky gulped as the bees descended and started stinging her.
"AHHHH! ..."A garbage covered Vicky screamed as she tried to escape the swarm of bees, fleeing from the area until she was out of sight.
As she saw gone, the pink hatted child was helped up by his two other friends.
"Wow...did you guys see that?..."The bucktooth kid said in amazement.
"You mean Vicky being covered in trash, paint and being chased by angry bees...yeah..."The little bald kid said.
"Cool..."The three of them said in union.
"Hey...where's my comic?..."The first kid said.
"Excuse me...but is this yours?..."Danny said as he appeared and handed the comic to the child.
"My comic book, thanks...but how did you get it..."The kid asked in confusion.
"I was walking down the street and saw it on the ground and I saw you. ..so I figured it must be yours . ..."Danny said with a shrug.
"Thank you...by the way, my name is Timmy Turner and these are Chester and A.J..."Timmy said.
"It's nice to meet you guys, my name is Danny..."He introduced...
"Well, Danny...thanks again, this is a limited edition Crimson Chin #12. ..so thanks. .."Timmy said in an appreciative kind of way.
"Happy to help..."Danny said, smiling, happy to see that they were okay..."Anyway you three, it's getting late. ...I think we all should be heading home..."He said.
"We will...my house is close by. ..."Timmy said.
"That's good. ..anyway, it was nice meeting you three...be careful..bye."Danny said as he left.
Timmy, Chester and A.J said goodbye to the nice teenage boy who had helped them out, before turning to each other once more.
"Come on guys, if we hurry, we might be able to watch the new Crimson Chin Special before it's over..."Timmy said.
"YEAH!... "Chester and A.J shouted as the three boys soon left.
Unknown to them, Danny had watched them to make sure that they were safe. After they left for home, the half ghost boy smiled, happy that they will be fine now and that Vicky got what was coming to her. He managed to both, get revenge and help those kids escape that big bully. Without further adieu, Danny changed into his ghostly form and took took the skies, wanting to get home before curfew.
-To be continued-
Next time on The many dates of Danny Fenton
A Ghost, A Girl and a Mystery
A/N(1): Little fun fact, this is the 13TH date Danny has gone on..and it was with Icky Vicky ...think about that for a moment ;)
A/N(2): Also, the next 5 dates will be announced in the next chapter, stay tuned...
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