"Phew... I'm glad I got that out of my system." Princess Peach stated as she pulled up her brown stained pink panties, standing up and stretching her arms. "The lesson here is not to eat too much chocolate."
"It's not the chocolate, it's you." Professor Elvin Gadd stated as he pulled up in the B Dasher vehicle, pointing at Peach. "You turned into a gassy blonde airhead, and now even Nintendo is taking advantage of it."
"...But I can't be expelling my waste that much, can I?" Peach gasped as she placed her hands on her face.
E. Gadd rubbed the back of his head as he shook his head. "Oh princess... it's more severe than you think..." He then wrapped his right arm around Peach as they walked out of the racecourse.
The rain continued pouring harshly as Dry Bowser and Funky Kong were walking on top of a recently constructed wooden boardwalk near the Choco Mountain racecourse, having a good view of the entire track as they were munching on french fries and donuts.
"You know, I love how the author is referencing the particular fanfic where both of us have this weird crave for particular food, yet won't update it." Dry Bowser stated as he munched on several salty french fries.
Funky patted Dry Bowser on the back as he munched on a strawberry frosted donut. "Don't fret, D-B. I'm sure the author will get around to us. Eventually." He nodded his head as he finished off his donut, munching on another one, which was vanilla frosted.