Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Bleach. Well…this is the first chapter in the 2nd arc of Kitsune Shinigami. The arc I just finished was Soul Society part 1, Rukia's Rescue, and this is the start of Konoha part 1, Naruto's Demanded Return. The names suck, but who cares? I name the chapters, not the arcs!

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Chapter 14

Normal Life. Yeah. Right.

BRRRRRRRRRIIINNGGGGG! "Okay students! Sit down! School's starting!" The teacher called. (Do ANY of you know her name? I'm just going to call her Mrs. Aoi, because I don't feel like putting an effort into finding out her name…) The students instantly sat down. "Now! Summer may have ended, but we are going to have a year of fun! We have a new student and he's…missing. Uh oh." She said, looking around the class. Suddenly, the class heard knocking, and looked over to the window. A boy was clinging to a rope, a red paint brush in his hand. The teacher opened the window, and the boy flipped in.

"Thanks for opening the window! I don't like hanging from ropes with nothing to do!" The boy said.

"What's with the paint brush?" The teacher asked. The blonde looked down at the paint brush, before putting it behind his back quickly.

"Nothing!" He said quickly.

"You're not off the hook, but class needs to start. Why don't you introduce yourself, then take a seat next to Ichigo Kurosaki?" The teacher asked.

"Okay!" The boy faced the class, and flashed the piece sign with his fingers, and curved his mouth into a foxy grin. "The name's Uzumaki Naruto! Nice you meet yah!"

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"Lunch break! Be back in half an hour!" Mrs. Aoi called. Naruto jumped out of his seat, and raced out of the room, laughing crazily. The class remained still.

"Dude, that kid can move quickly." Someone mumbled. The class clown, Keigo (He refers to himself as the class clown), jumped up.

"I can move that quickly too!" He yelled and, laughing like a complete idiot, ran for the door. Too bad for him, he did not notice another student, who had fallen asleep, fall out of his seat and land in his way. Twack! Keigo tripped and flew out the window, and smashed into the pavement stories below. The class burst into laughter, apparently not caring of Keigo's behalf. Naruto suddenly pocked his head back into the room.

"Yo Captain Carrot! You comin'? Or am I gonna have to drag your lazy ass around again?" Naruto called. The class burst out laughing again. Naruto moved to Ichigo's desk. Ichigo's eye twitched, and he dove at Naruto, his hands poised to wring his neck like a dish cloth. "GAH!" Naruto roared, bringing out a giant mallet and smacking in Ichigo's face with it. The whole class quieted, and starred at Naruto. The blonde's eyes widened, and his mouth grew remarkably small. Slowly and quietly, he placed a 'Out of Commission' sign over Ichigo's face, and slowly tiptoed out of the room. Ichigo remained slumped back in his seat, his eyes swirls underneath the sign. The class remained silent, not knowing exactly what to do. But one thought came to all of their minds.

This is going to be an interesting year.

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"Naruto? Naruto where are you?!" Ichigo called as he walked in circles on the roof.

"Are you mad at me for smashing you in the face with a mallet?" Naruto's voice echoed through the air, seeming to come from everywhere.

"No." Ichigo deadpanned. His friends watched from far off, hoping that they would see a comedic show. Naruto appeared, an apple in his hand. Suddenly, Ichigo dove at Naruto, making the blonde scream, and dive out of the way. Ichigo, who had been expecting to crash into Naruto to stop his flying, sailed over the edge of the roof. He slowly descended, until he crashed into the ground, gaining a mouthful of concrete. Naruto looked over the edge of the railing, his eyes wide once again. He turned to Orihime, Chad, and Uryuu, pointing down in Ichigo's direction.

"That wasn't my fault." Naruto said. "He's the idiot that dove over the edge."

"We could see that." Uryuu replied. Suddenly, Ichigo was back on the roof, his face red with rage. Naruto raised the mallet once again threateningly. Ichigo recoiled, cowering like a little girl under the mallet's giant shadow.

"That's what I thought." Naruto said, the mallet disappearing in a puff of smoke. In seconds, the group was sitting on the roof in a circle, eating their lunch calmly.

"Its been calm around here lately. Not that many hollows." Ichigo pointed out. Naruto began to mess with the top of his head again, whimpering to himself.

"I hate not having my ears!" Naruto groaned.

"We know. You've said that five times today." Ichigo said, rolling his eyes. Naruto growled. "It's not as scary without the fangs." Ichigo said, flicking Naruto in the forehead. Naruto yelped. He clamped down on Ichigo's retreating hand, and didn't let go unto Ichigo's hand was bleeding.

"But biting still hurts bastard!" Naruto yelled. Suddenly, there was a loud roar, and the group jumped up, instinct taking over. "Hollow." Naruto muttered, fishing around in his back pocket. He found his deputy pass. He slammed it into his chest. He was thrown from his body, and was now in soul form. Naruto's body's eyes turned red, and his body sat up. It flashed Naruto a grin, and went back to eating. Kyuubi was controlling Naruto's body, even though he was still with Naruto in his soul form. Ichigo was already in soul form as well, Kon moving his body for him. Naruto leaned over Ichigo's body, grinning menacingly. "Kon…if you do anything perverted…I'll destroy your second body." Naruto growled, causing Kon to swallow loudly. When Naruto was introduced to Kon officially after getting back from Soul Society, he had literally shredded Kon's body to pieces, and had to go buy a new lion body for him.

"O-okay." He stuttered. Naruto grinned.

"Thank you!" Naruto said, standing straight again. He scratched his right fox ear. His fox ears never needed hiding in his soul form. "You two can stay here. It's just a low level hollow. We can take him alone." Naruto said. Orihime and Chad nodded.

"Just hurry back." Chad replied. Naruto nodded, and jumped over the edge of the building.

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"That was boring." Naruto grumbled as Ichigo and Naruto walked through the streets after school. Ichigo chuckled.

"You just hate history." He said.

"And Math, and LA, and Science! The only thing I like was the freaking rope climbing in P.E!" Naruto yelled.

"That's because you climbed the rope in two seconds." Ichigo replied. Naruto grinned.

"He he. Yeah." Naruto said, his eyes taking on a dreamy glint. Ichigo looked up.

"Hey. We're home. Change." Ichigo ordered. Suddenly, the door to Ichigo's house burst open, and Isshin ran out.

"Did you get a new friend? Didyahdidyahdidyah?" He asked excitedly, jumping up and down.

Too late. Naruto and Ichigo thought in unison.

"Yes dad. I got a new friend. He started school here this year." Ichigo said, rolling his eyes. Isshin looked Naruto over carefully.

"You look familiar…" He said. Naruto and Ichigo exchanged glances that said 'Oh. Shit.'

"That might be because I was on the news a few days ago. My parents are famous for walking around the world, and using a giant hamster ball to walk across the water. They just left on a two-year-long trip around the world, and sent me here for school." Naruto replied smoothly, a little frightened that the lie came so easily.

"Oh! I've heard of that! Do you have a place to stay?" Isshin asked. Naruto sadly shook his head.

"My parents are geniuses with everything, but are really bad at making sure everything was taken are of. They gave me enough money to get here, but that was it." Naruto replied.

"Then you can stay with us!" Isshin said happily. "You'll be like the son I never had!"

"Hey!" Ichigo yelled. Isshin grinned, and ran back into the house, his arms failing around behind him. Naruto smiled.

"I like your dad." Naruto laughed.

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"Karin! Can you go get Ichigo and Naruto?" Isshin called from the kitchen.

"Naruto's back?" Karin asked, thinking that the small white fox had been claimed weeks ago.

"Back? When was I here to begin with?" Asked an unfamiliar voice. Karin whirled around. A boy with blonde hair, blue eyes, and dressed in Ichigo's school's uniform stood behind her with Ichigo next to him.

"Who're you?" Karin asked, taking on a defensive stance.

"Naruto. You said it yourself." The boy replied, walking past her smoothly.

"Calm down Karin." Ichigo said as he followed the boy into the kitchen. Naruto took a seat at the table next to Ichigo, and the family dug into the food. "Naruto, if you don't eat, you're just going to starve yourself." Ichigo said.

"What if I'm not hungry?" Naruto asked, crossing his arms. Ichigo starred at Naruto with a blank face, and held up a ramen package. Naruto began to drool, and tackled Ichigo off his chair, roaring like an animal mixed with a human. Naruto was the first off the ground, the ramen cup in his hand. He turned it over. "Bastard! It's empty!" Naurto yelled angrily, kicking Ichigo in the head. The family began to laugh, until they were all on the floor with tears in their eyes. Naruto stood in the middle of the laughing mass of humans, completely confused. "What's so funny?"

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I know, nothing good happened, but who cares? I want to draw out the chapters to make it more exciting, instead of just cutting right to the chase and getting all the exciting crap done within five chapters. Bye bye.

~Kitsune-242

Next Chapter:

"Excuse me, may I speak to you?" Asked a girl around her age.

"Of course." Tatsuki replied.

"My name is Haruno Sakura…"