The Death Eaters' Chatroom

by Witchy Pixie

What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.

14. After the Battle

Thedrklord

So that was a failure. A BIG failure.

luciusrox

its bellas fault. Dont blame me11

Thedrklord

It's EVERYONE'S fault! I have THE most incompetant minions in the history of evil!

CruciosRcool

Milord, I killed a member of the order of the pheonix!

Thedrklord

BUT YOU DIDN'T GET THE PROPHACY! OR KILL POTTER!

Potionsmaster101

Milord I really have to say they were VERY incompetant.

CruciosRcool

At least we were there which is more than can be said for SOME PEOPLE.

Thedrklord

Enough! SILENCE!

Ratpower

It's a chatroom milord. No one's making any noise. Except the nosie of typing.

Ratpower has been banned by moderator Thedrklord because he's an annoying little git.

luciusrox

look milord y dont u just forget bout that stupid prophecy? I meen deres no reason u cnat just kill him anyway

Thedrklord

We NEED the PROPHECY! Oh wait, I forgot, someone's stupid minions SMASHED IT!

Rudolphustheawesome

Milord, I've been attending Bella's therapy sessions, and I've discovered that words like that are the reason for my low self-esteem. If you could use words like "Try again." or "everyone makes mistakes" rather than accusations and put-downs, I think we'd all be happier and more well-adusted.

draco-dragon

:/

Thedrklord

Bella, see if you can get me a monkey like that one in that movie you're always watching? The one with the "Incredibly sexy pirates" you're always talking about. I want to avada something.