Featherwind: *from her room* WERE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT SASHA?
Topic-rush: YEAH!
Featherwind: SHE'S A NICE GIRL!
Deathflame: I know that.
Dawnleg: Sasha is nice. Her mother, I wish to shred her urethra and feed it to the crows as I force her to eat her own liver.
Featherwind: COOL!
Deathflame and Topic-rush: *drives to the DWMA*
Featherwind: HEY, YOU GUYS MIND LEAVING ME ALONE FOR A BIT?
Ice-sun: WHY?!
Featherwind: STUPID POKÉMON HORMONES! THAT'S WHY! THE WEEK STILL ISN'T UP YET!
Dawnleg: If you'll excuse me, I'm going to murder something.
Featherwind: GOOD LUCK! FIND A CUCKO OR SOMETHING!
Dawnleg: *eating a raw shrew* What?
Featherwind: KILLER CHICKEN!
Dawnleg: Dammit it happened again.
Mint-chip: What happened again?
Dawnleg: *flips off Mint-chip* Cat hormones. *leaves* Goodbye. Fuck you.
Mint-chip: Jesus.
Featherwind: IT HAPPENS!
Martha: *drives by on a motorcycle*
Dawnleg: DIE BITCH! *flies out of window*
Martha: FUCK YOU! *starts shooting at Dawnleg*
Dawnleg: I WILL RIP YOUR UTERUS OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH!
Martha: *drives faster until she is out of sight*
Dawnleg: *chases Martha* YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIVER!
-later, in Hiro and Jasper's dorm thingy-
Hiro: *hears the doorbell ring and opens the door*
Dawnleg: I need a gun. Hurry.
Hiro: We don't have any guns.
Deathflame: *walks in holding Martha's head*
Dawnleg: Where's her body?
Topic-rush: *yawns* We dumped it into the lake.
Sasha: *walks in after them*
Hiro and Jasper: Wow.
Dawnleg: I hate you. I could have offered it to Satan.
Deathflame: *passes out*
Topic-rush: Shit, I forgot that she stabbed him!
Dawnleg: Out of the way. *rushes to Deathflame* Where'd she stab him?
Sasha: It looks like she stabbed him in the stomach.
Featherwind: *appears* I heard the phrase "he got stabbed".
Dawnleg: *starts chewing up marigold* Mhm.
Featherwind: What can I do? I wanna help.
Dawnleg: I got it. *spits marigold on the stab wound* He's just bleeding. *covers with cobweb* Did you know that cobweb actually helps skin heal faster? (A/N: True story)
Featherwind: I didn't. I gotta go. *disappears while yelling* STUPID POKÉMON HORMONES!
Dawnleg: *starts trying to eat Deathflame's hand* I HATE THE FUCKING HORMONES! I'm going to go hunt some small rodents and probably eat them. *leaves*
-meanwhile-
Featherwind: *appears in her room and grumbles* Can't even be around my friends for a week.
Dawnleg: *pops out of vents eating a mouse* What?
Featherwind: How did you even get in my room? The door locks from the inside, there are no windows, and I sure as heck don't have an entrance to the attic in here.
Ice-sun: *jumps out of closet* SURPRISE!
Featherwind: GAH! *hides under bed*
Dawnleg: *yowling* DIE! *attacks Ice-sun and chases him out*
Featherwind: *comes out from under the bed* LEGGY! DON'T KILL HIM!
Dawnleg: *yells back* I won't kill him!
Featherwind: LET ME REPHRASE THAT! DON'T HARM HIM IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!
Dawnleg: *returns eating something dead* Too late. He has scratches everywhere. I wouldn't dream of seriously harming my friends. He will be sore for a while though.
Mint-chip: *walks in* What happened to him?
Featherwind: Dawnleg happened. Anyways, kindly get out of my room.
Dawnleg: I will be exiling myself with her for a week or two while I have pika. (A/N: Pika is when you eat non-food items. Usually a symptom of pregnancy but in this case, a symptom of cat hormones) NOW FUCK OFF!
Featherwind: Not a good idea.
Ice-sun: *pops head out of closet* Hi.
Dawnleg: You have 5 seconds to run.
Featherwind: No he doesn't. He can stay.
Dawnleg: It's obvious who somebody likes. *eyebrow wiggle*
Featherwind: We're dating, so yeah. Pretty obvious.
Dawnleg: But now? I probably shouldn't even be in here. You could kill me. Or I could eat your toes.
Featherwind: Dawnleg, out. Now. *points to the door*
Dawnleg: I will leave, but I WILL NEVER LEAVE WITH THE CONVENTIONAL METHOD! *jumps out the window*