For the most part I got this idea off of an episode of 'That 70's Show'. It's the Tornado Prom episode. So yea…I thought this would be funny. Also Spork and Knork are mine!
Fun Times in Phoenix
Alice POV-
"Dude nothing can top this," Bella said, "Want to know what I was really like in school besides a rebel? I dare you to play this tape. Mind you it is not for the weak hearted people."
We all stared wondering if we should. This really sucks that I cannot see what was about to happen. After watching the havoc that Bella caused, what could possibly be worst?
"Oh trust me Alice if she was this bad, imagine the havoc as a vamp." Edward said
Bella got a slight gleam in her eyes, but shrugged the comment, "So wanna watch?"
Nodding we placed the video in.
Stacy's face came on the TV and she announced, "So it's prom night for the Sophomores and it is snow theme. Now here is the master prank planner herself, Bella! So what are we up to?"
"Well we all hate Coach Capps right?" Bella asked
"Yea that guy is a royal bastard and seriously needs to get laid." Clint said
"He needs to find a woman first, but what woman wants him when all he does is teach boys to play with balls?" Kevin asked smirking
"Well he has to after all he is the football coach. Be all end all of the school. So we are in agreement then; he really needs to loosen up but we do too…so we are throwing our own party in his office." Bella said holding a bag.
Everyone gasped, "You brought the stuff?"
"Yuppers."
"But you said we would pull a prank." Clint whined
"Yea what the hell mate?" Nicole stated
"If we wanted to get high we could go to your house this is so not cool Bella." Kevin said
"I have to agree with Kev this is stupid. Come on we are wasting time, let's go dancing." Stacy said walking away.
"Wait!" Bella called out, "I promise you that this is not something you want to miss…trust me!"Then it went black.
We all were looking at Bella as if she was from another planet…maybe she was actually.
"What?" Bella asked
"This is a prank fail. I mean come on that was just stupid." Emmett said insulted, "I am ashamed to call you my sister."
Bella turned to scold us, "Do not underestimate me. Have you learned nothing as to what could or can happen when you underestimate Isabella Marie Swan Cullen? And to think vampires have a photographic memory."
"But mom one: you just insulted yourself by saying that last part." Nessie said, "And two: nothing happened."
"Oh yea?" Bella pointed back at the TV
They were in the gymnasium standing around. Katy Perry's Waking Up in Vegas was playing loudly.
"How are we even going to do this? And this will not be fun." Clint stated
"Well I have that all covered," Bella said as a large heavy set man came walking up to them.
"What are you guys up too? Isabella?" He eyed Bella like she was his prey.
"Why whatever made you think that we were up to something Coach C?" Bella asked
He eyed her, "Every time you guys are together something always happens. And it is my job as chaperone to see that everything stays orderly and you," he pointed to them, "do not keep things orderly."
Bella shook her head and threw an arm around the man and started to lead him away from the group, "Why sir I am insulted that you would think that we would do something on this special occasion. Do you not trust us that we are a couple of innocent teens wanting to have fun at our prom?"
Capps threw her arm off of his shoulder, "I can't trust you as far as I can throw you. I know about you being the leader of that rebel club and I got my eye on you."
"Well I think you need to chill!" She yelled
"What?" He yelled
Bella pointed up as soon as he looked up Bella gave a hand signal to some random dude and he nodded. Then the camera pointed up to see a huge sack come plummeting down on top of the guy, "COLD! COLD COLD! COLD!" he yelled dancing around the gym.
Kids were laughing and Stacy, Nicole, Clint, and Kevin ran over to Bella. Nicole tugged on Bella's arm, "What the hell was that? You are in deep shit!"
"No we are not. I got this guys," she whipped out her cell and texted quick and put it back just as Capps stormed over.
His face was all purples and reds, "You five! Office! NOW!"
Bella shrugged and let him lead the way but she whispered to Stacy, "Turn the camera off."
"Oh my god! Bella what did you do to that poor man?" Esme asked astounded that her 'good child' could do something so cruel.
"What? It was just twenty pounds of shaved ice." Bella shrugged, "I said he needed to chill."
Emmett was laughing, "SWEET! I TOTALLY TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID! HIGH FIVE!"
"How about high ten?" They slapped hands and were laughing.
"He could have gotten seriously hurt Bella," Carlisle said, "do you not feel sorry for what you did too him or the fact you could have been expelled?"
Bella thought and said, "No. We became friends in the end anyhow. It was an epic party in the office."
"What are you talking about?" Edward asked.
"Yea where is the rest of it?" I asked
Then the TV came on and it showed the coach yelling at the five people in the office boy was he flipping out, "How did you manage this?" Rose asked
Bella took the remote and paused the tape, "I snuck into his office and placed it there so he wouldn't notice. I timed it to start filming around this time."
We all stared at her and Jake asked, "So are you really a secret government agent ninja and you didn't tell us?"
Bella smiled, "No I just watch too many spy movies and mimic them."
Right as Coach was going to start yelling at them Bella raised her hand, "Uhm…Coach you may want to stop yelling now."
"WHY?" He yelled at her. The group gave her shocked looks.
"Well didn't you here the announcement bell?" Bella asked innocently.
"What announcement bell? This is not school hours Miss. Swan!"He yelled back
But as soon as he said that there was a voice over the intercom, "ATTENTION! WE ARE IN TORNADO WATCH CODE RED! WE ARE GOING INTO LOCKDOWN!" Just then the doors slammed shut.
"Wait what? How can you go into safety when doors slam like that?" Rose asked, "That is stupidity!"
Bella was rolling on the floor laughing, "That was priceless did you see his face."
"Bella! The man is in panic and you are laughing? What the hell?" Jasper asked
"Well the doors are automatic because that is the school's security stuff that and that was not really the principal. That was phase two." Bella was laughing again.
After five minutes of panicking the Coach fell into a fetal position, "Mommy save me! I don't wanna die! I have too many goals and experiences that have not been completed!" He started to suck his thumb.
"Hey, hey it's ok." Bella said gently, "We'll be out of here before you know it. Just stay calm."
"But I don't wanna die!" he cried, "There are so many things I have not experienced!"
Bella got the gleam in her eye, "I know one thing you have not experienced." She pulled out the bag.
He looked at her and nodded his head.
"WTF? He is a teacher! He is not supposed to condone this stuff!" Nessie cried out pointing to the screen as the six of them started to light up.
"And what about the smoke detectors?" Rose asked
Bella just smiled.
"Let me guess you took care of that too?" Emmett asked
"Yuppers. That was the first thing I did in his office. Take them all down and open the window for some ventilation so all the smoke can escape." Bella nodded proudly as if she won gold star.
"Guys you are my best friends. I love you guys sooooo much!" Capps stated, "But tornadoes are givin a bad rep. Nothing like the Wizard of Oz…where are the midgets? I bet I can bench press ten midgets."
Bella started to go through his desk and started to pull out joke stuff, "Wow look at all the stuff you confiscated from me. This is mine and that too."
Stacy looked around and said, "I wonder who won Snow Queen. This is so not fair! I am nice to everyone…with the exception of the AV nerds. I was nice for a whole week!"
"Stacy you have to be nice to everyone every day. Not just a whole week. Or be very handsome like me!" Clint stated proudly then he looked at something that Bella had in her hand, "Oh! My banana nose! I was looking for this!" And he put it on, "It's still funny!"
Capps laughed and said, "Hey have you ever heard of Knork?"
"Who?" Kevin asked after staring into space for five minutes.
"You know Knork. The son of Fork and Knife." Nicole supplemented
"Yea that guy! You know I feel sorry for them. It is so sad to know that you had a half brother and not even realize it." Capps started to cry, "I mean all this time the child must be in pain."
"Or to know that your mother was a hooker…all Fork wanted was some love!"Nicole cried out.
They embraced in a hug and started to cry. In fact everyone started to tear up and there was a group hug fest.
Just then annoucment came on, "This is Principal Howard speaking. I have just been informed that there was no code red. Everyone can go back to their lives."
They broke apart and Capps said, "How can we go back to our lives when Knork and Spork found out that their lives were nothing but lies?"
"We can make it. We are survivors and so are they." Bella said
"We must believe with all our hearts!" Stacy cried out
"Ahem sister!" Nicole cheered
"Ahem!" The boys clapped.
We all stared at Bella as she was dry sobbing into Edward, "Isn't that the most inspirational thing you ever heard? It just brings tears to your eyes."
Edward ackwardly patted her on the back, "I am sure if we were able to cry then yes. It was very heartfelt." Then he mouthed help to us.
Thinking quickly Nessie picked out another video, "I Don't Wanna Be in Love."
Bella sniffled, "A Valentine's Day flick."