A/N: So sorry about that last chapter! It sucked, even the author agrees. Well again sorry, this chapter will cause chuckles. If the dares seem odd, we've done them, witnessed, video and hilarious to watch. Bella from now on is very OOC. Don't own it!

Chapter 14- Truth or Dare

Emmett POV

I followed Jasper's and Bella's scents into a clearing not too far into the woods. Jasper was talking to Bella when I arrived. "Please believe me darlin'. I never meant to lie to you. I was trying to be everywhere at once, I was trying to save Esme and Rose, and protect your father from Victoria, I failed you Bella. I failed you and I will never forgive myself."Man never realized he could be so sappy. Awww, little Bells always trying to comfort the vampire.

"It's okay Jasper, really. I know you didn't mean to break your promise. I forgive you. I was never mad at you. I have something to tell you too. Jasper, I –-" Okay Bella I'm going to stop you from what you're going to say. And embarrass your ass for trying to say that.

"Hey kiddies! I'm bored. Let's go back home and play truth or dare!" I turned and left knowing they followed. "Rose!!"

"What? I'm right here." She was on the couch looking a Cosmo magazine.

"Truth or dare time with the human!" She looked at me confused, "you, me, Jazz and Bella."

"Fun shit!" She got up, "first she should eat." And with that she went to the kitchen to cook Bella some food.

Bella and Jazz came through the door, I put on some music to set the mood. "What about we don't play and we watch movies." I looked at Jasper.

"HELL NO!! Were playing truth or dare, more dare than truth." An evil smirk came across my face. "Bella eats, and then we play." Rose came in with a sandwich and a handful of chips for her. She slowly ate the stupid food. I was becoming very impatient. "Hurry up!"

"Okay, let me change first." Bella stood up and gave the plate to Rose, she disappeared upstairs. Leaving me alone. After a few minutes she came down in Hollister short shorts, a white three quarter sleeve shirt, a zip up blue hoodie and a pair of flip flops. I watched Jaspers eyes widened, tonight will be great. "Alright who goes first?" Bella sat in the couch.

"Well I will start it." A grin came over my face. "Alright, Jasper truth or dare?"

"Wow, Emmett, truth." He set himself up for this one.

"Jasper, how many times a day do you masturbate?" His mouth dropped open, Bella; well I think she passed out.

"That's personal information."

"It's either the truth or giving Bella a lap dance to Get Low." Bella's eyes shot open and glared at me.

"Fine, I'll give you the truth." He took a deep breath, glanced at Bella before mumbling his answer, "six times." Laughter erupted from me. Wow, desperate much.

"Wow…that's…great…oh man." I couldn't catch my breath. "Pick someone Jasper."

"Bella, truth or dare." She glared at him.

"I hate you Jasper, truth." He eyed her.

"If you woke up tomorrow and found that you were invisible, what is the first thing you would do?"

"Punch Mike in the face!" I jumped up, only to fall back down laughing.

"That's my Bella!" I laughed out.

"I am not your Bella!" Well shit! She told me, so I just stopped talking. "My turn, Rose, truth or dare?"

"Well, truth."

"Have you ever said something that you wish you could take back? What is it?" Rose's smiled faltered.

"Bella, I don't want to discuss this here…" I had enough; this was supposed to be fun. So I cut her off.

"Alright, from now on, only dares!" I smiled to myself. "Rose give the first dare."

"Okay, Jasper, take three articles of clothing off. Socks and shoes don't count." She smiled at her dare, that's my Rosie!

"W-w-what?" Jasper stuttered.

"You heard me little boy, three articles go, or I will rip them off of you." He stood up and peeled off the sweater, then his white t-shirt and last his pants. He stood in a pair of gray boxers. Bella blushed, while eyeing Jasper up and down. Well, this is awkward watching my little sister eye fuck Jasper.

He slowly sat back down. "Emmett," Oh shit! "You have to run past, at human speed, Mike Newton's house singing 'I touch Myself'. Only wearing your boxers." Well fuck, this is not going well for me.

"Okay," I stood up and took my clothes off, leaving my boxers on.

"Were coming with, so we know you accomplished the dare. Bella can run with me." Jasper of course had the idea to come.

"Fine," I opened the door and headed off towards Newton's. Of course, he was home. So I started singing, as a jogged slowly by, loud enough to where he would hear me. "I love myself
I want you to love me, when I'm feelin' down I want you above me. I search myself, I want you to find me. I forget myself, I want you to remind me. I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself. I don't want anybody else, oh no, oh no, oh no. You're the one who makes me happy honey. You're the sun who makes me shine, when you're around I'm always laughing. I want to make you mine, I close my eyes and see you before me. Think I would die if you were to ignore me. A fool could see, just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you…" I was cut off with Mike running out the door, looking me up and down.

"You feel the same!!!!" He was running after me. He stopped just short of me. He just looked up at me. I only heard crickets until Bella broke the silence. They were standing off in the woods.

"THANK FUCKING GOD!!"

"Too much lust for me, I'm heading home, meet you there." He ran off before I could say anything. Fuck my fucking life!

"I have to go." I turned to leave, and heard Mike call after me.

"If you want a good time, I'm here for you big boy." Okay, that was enough for me! We all ran off, I walked through the front door, Jasper looking satisfied.

"What number was that?" That was going to rub him the wrong way. No pun intended.

"Seven," He answered me honestly.

"Too much information. Bella your next!" Her face fell. "I dare you to…" Jasper cut me off before I could get it out.

"Remember Emmett, she's human."

"I know. I dare you to… hmm... what's a good dare for Bella?" I had the perfect dare but I was going to make her sweat it out a little bit first. "What to choose…so many choices…endless possibilities… I know!!!!Bella, give Jasper a lap dance to Get Low." Bella tried to glare at me, and she blushed red.

"Do I have to?" She looked so embarrassed I almost felt bad, but not quite enough to change my mind.

"Yes Bella, you do. Now get it over with. Come here Jasper and sit in this chair." Ha-ha, I made a funny. I turned on the stereo and blasted Get low. Jasper took a seat; I knew he was going to enjoy this. She started, facing Jasper, he smiled up at her. She moved her hips to the music. She turned herself and dropped herself onto Jasper's lap. Getting back up to continue moving to the beat. For five minutes she dipped, and shook her stuff in Jasper's lap. The lust coming off of him was felt through the whole room and probably anyone in a ten mile radius. Well shit, Charlie can probably feel this. "Okay you two, that's enough, songs over." Thank god!

"Oh my goodness! Okay, for that one, Emmett…" Well shit, here we go again. "Come over here and plant a big one on Jasper." What the fuck, why me! With all the lust, I hope he doesn't use it against me. Shit!!

"What! Fine," Jasper looked shocked!

"Bella, are you serious?"

"Yes, yes I am. You didn't stick up for me, you went with it. Sucks to be you." Rose started to laugh, she was next. I leaned in carefully; I couldn't believe I was doing this. I wanted to get this done, I gave him a quick chaste kissed on the lips. Walked back over to the couch. Jasper still had shock written all over his face.

"Bella," I changed my mind, I had a beautiful plan. I turned on Shots by LMFAO, and went to the kitchen to get the tequila and shot glasses. As I lined them up and poured the tequila in them I explained. "Every time they say shots in this song, you must take a shot."

"Hell no! I learned my lesson the first time I got drunk."

"You must. Start." She looked at me. I realized it was a lot in one song. "Okay, fine eight and we call it even." She nodded her head, and got ready to down them. One by one they all were taken. Every time she finished one she threw it at me, or tried to. Rose and Jasper sat in a corner laughing their asses off.

"Hey Emmett, you know they say shots 75 times, right?"

"Thanks, Jazz. Bella I love you, I don't want to kill you." She narrowed her eyes at me.

"Emmett," She slurred a little, showing she was tipsy. "Do you have a pole?"

"Why Bella?"

"No, do you or do you not?" Rose started laughing even harder.

"Yeah, down cellar, why?" She smiled, and gave an evil laugh.

"Emmett you have to perform a stripper dance to Starstruckk." Oh, she was an evil bitch.

"Are you serious?" I looked at her.

"Do I ever lie?" Well she had me there.

"No, alright I'm pole dancing." Rose was still laughing on the floor. She stood up and followed me down stairs.

"This shit is too good!" I found the pole and looked at it. I could seriously break it.

"Well where is my music?" Bella gladly turned it on. I did my number quite well, I must add.

"You know guys, this great entertainment and all. But it's boring to just watch, Bella I dare you to kiss Emmett's crotch." Rose stopped laughing, pondered it and started laughing again. Bella just looked at me.

"W-w-what? B-b-but…"

Rose cut her off, "just do it already!"

"B-b-but Jasper, I thought you loved me? I thought we shared something special." Rose fell to the ground, rolling in laughter.

"Bella, darlin', it's only a silly dare, now do it!" She carefully walked over to me and dropped to her knees. She was really going to kiss me there. Well, this is going to be awkward. She leaned forward placing a short sweet kiss. I froze; I didn't know how to react. Bella, my innocent little Bella. There was nothing but silence as Bella stood back up. She walked over to a small fridge, why is that over there? She opened it up and found a Mikes Hard Lemonade. Why the fuck is that down here? A growl built in my chest, that damn pixie. She opened it up and took a big swig. She started to talk, talking with her hands.

"You know," the bottle tip upside down spilling the lemonade all over the floor. "Well shit, anyways. I went to a catholic school and when we acted up, we were hit with rulers and wooden spoons. I wonder if I could still take it." She bent forward, "whose first?" We looked at each other.

"Darlin', I don't think that's such a great idea, we could seriously hurt you."

"Oh shut your mouth Jasper." Rose looked at me. I nodded. She ran upstairs to get the wooden spoon.

"Hey Bella, you want to Jasper to that for you, behind closed doors." I wiggled my eyebrows at Jasper.

"Maybe, it sounds like fun." Rose returned with the spoon. "Oh good, Rosie's back, with a spoon!" I shook my head.

Rose handed the spoon to Jasper, "here, do the honors my boy." Jasper looked shocked. "Just be easy." Bella busted out laughing at that. She bent forward and wiggled her ass.

"Come on Jasper, I'm not waiting all night." With that Jasper tapped the wooden spoon in his own hand a few times before he stepped back. He swung and gently hit Bella's ass. Bella popped up, "oww," she rubbed her butt a few times. "Okay, who wants to hedge jump with me?"

"What?" I looked at her, honestly it sounded like fun.

"Why Emmett, thank you for volunteering." She grabbed my hand and led me towards the stairs. We walked through the front door. "Hmm, that one." She pointed at Esme's favorite Boxwood hedge. The thing was huge, it stood at about six feet. "Come on, Emm." She looked up at me.

"Okay Bella." We took a running start towards the hedge. We jumped, and left a huge hole, were we landed.

"Oww, my face." I looked at her. She didn't appear injured.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine." I helped her stand. "Now," she turned to face Rose and Jasper. "Who wants to lend me there hands?" I looked at her puzzled.

"Come darlin' it's late." Jasper took her hand; the idiot was still in his boxers.

"But my ass hurts."

"We'll get you some ice."

"How 'bout we just use your hands. You know they can be used for a lot. You know you do masturbate six times a day. Well seven if you count the Mike Newton thing." This girl was not sober. But she had me laughing.

"Okay darlin' whatever you want." He's so whipped and they're not even dating yet. This is great. I walked up to Rose and laced my fingers through hers and led her back into the house. We walked in and Bella was lying on the couch, sleeping. Jasper's hands firmly placed on her ass. This was a Kodak moment, so I ran up stairs to grab my Polaroid. Don't ask why I still have one. I took a picture and brought it back to my room, so he couldn't take it. As I walked down stairs, I heard Esme and Carlisle coming.

Esme shrieked, "MY BUSH!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POOR BUSH??" Carlisle walked in and eyed Jasper, he was still in his boxers, the idiot. Esme ran in, she wasn't too happy. I didn't need to be an empath to know how she was feeling. She caught sight of Bella. "Is she, or was she drunk?"

"Maybe…maybe not…"

"Emmett, tell me the truth."

"Maybe…maybe not…"

"First time she was drunk, she got a tattoo, what did she do this time?" Fuck, we never told Carlisle.

"What?! You let her get a tattoo?" He looked shocked. He looked down at Jasper, who was still in his boxers, that dumb ass. Confusion swept across his face. "Jasper, why?"

Jasper answered him, honestly. "Her ass hurt." Carlisle jumped to conclusions.

"Why does her ass hurt?"

"Ummm, it's all Emmett's fault."

"Who still wants to have sex with Jasper? Raise your hand." Bella mumbled and her hand shot up. Carlisle was not pleased.

"You have a lot of explaining to do, when Bella is sober." He looked at all of us. "Including the tattoo and what you all did tonight." Esme was trying not to laugh at Bella's drunken comment.

Seriously Esme added, "and what you did to my hedge."

Bella mumbled again, "stupid hedge, hurt my face." Esme tried again not to laugh. She tried so hard to hold on to her anger but couldn't when Bella mumbled again. "Why? Why hedge? What did I ever do to you? Why? Why Jasper? Why must you hit me with wooden spoons?" Carlisle looked at Jasper. "Emmett, you must go back to Mike, pole dance for him. And sing your pretty song." Carlisle looked at me, raised his eyebrow. I shook my head.

"I'll tell you in the morning."

"Emmett bring Bella upstairs and put her to bed. Jasper put some clothes on. And all of you go upstairs." I picked Bella up.

"Jasper, why six times? Isn't that a lot? Can't I help you? Your hand must get tired." Carlisle started laughing before he realized what she was talking about.

"Really Jasper?! Six times."

"Well if you had to live with Emmett and Rose and feel the lust, you would too." Esme looked horrified listening to Jasper. I walked upstairs with Bella before she could say anything else. Jasper came in and finally put some pants back on. I tucked her in under the covers.

"Jasper…hands…ass…now…it still hurts." I laughed and walked out of the room shaking my head. Those two are so in love.

"Emmett!!" Oh shit, what did I do now? "Mike Newton is on the phone singing I Touch Myself, care to explain."

"Tell him I left town with Jasper."

A/N: Well, that brought back memories! The only thing that never happened was the shots. We couldn't have Bella taking 75 shots, so we brought it down. Yes, Bella will have welt on her ass in the morning. Bush, my poor bush, really has a hole, person shaped. Not impossible. Crotch kissing, yup been there saw that. Guy on guy kissing, yupp, guy on pole, dancing. Yes. And no believe it or not we were all sober. Reviews are love and I love them too, so 10 reviews please!!! ;)