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I grinned nervously,"Oh, um, hi, Angel! I was just here, with, err, my sister, and we were at Walmart, and stuff…" I waved my hands around, sweating a little.

"You didn't answer my question. Why the heck are the Akatsuki here?"

"…You are feeling very sleepy." I said seriously, drawing a spiral in the air.

"Abby, hypnotism isn't gonna work."

"Shut up. Youuuu are FEEEELING very SLEEEEEEPY!" I enunciated some syllables and dragged them out.

"Abbyyyy…" she whined.

"SLEEPY! YOU ARE! You do not see the AkatSUKI! You only see a bunch of random people!"

"…WHY ARE THE AKATSUKI HERE?" Angel finally blew up.

"YOUR FACE!"

"ANSWER MY QUESTION, WOMAN!"

"NEVER! THE AKATSUKI AREN'T HERE!"

"YES THEY ARE! KISAME'S RIGHT THERE!"

"NO HE ISN'T! THAT'S JUST SOME COSPLAYER DUDE WHO'S INVADED WALMART!"

"LIAR! KONAN'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

"BE HYPNOTIZED, DAMMIT!"

"Abby-san?" Konan asked me, tapping on my shoulder.

"Yes, Konan- err… DAMMIT!"

"HAHA! I WAS RIGHT!" Angel laughed.

"Hn." I used the Uchiha catchphrase, turning my face away.

"Abby-san?" Konan asked me again.

"Hai?" I said.

"There's something that I think you should see." Konan said, leading me over to the cat adoption center place ish thing.

I immediately melted over the adorable cats. I then looked where Pein and Konan were staring.

My eyes widened at the names on the tags.

Haku and Zabuza.

The little blurb on Haku said,"I'm a very quiet and sweet boy who loves Zabuza very much."

"Figures," I muttered to myself, making Pein smirk.

"I'm a little skittish, though. I was found with Zabuza out on Halloween night. Please adopt us together!"

Haku tilted his head, pawing at the glass. I smiled at him.

I then went on to read Zabuza's adoption sheet, "I'm a rather aggressive kitty who hates being separated from Haku. I do have a soft spot though, and am nice to people who treat me right! Please adopt me with Haku."

I snickered as the big tom cat nudged at Haku and fairly pushed him away from the window, glaring at me with his kitty eyes.

Haku was a small black cat with dark brown eyes. Zabuza was a muddy shade of brown, and looked a little mangy. His teeth were very pointy.

I immediately did the illegal and sneaked into the place behind the cages where only volunteers were supposed to go.

"Who are you?" I heard a quiet voice ask.

"I'm Abby." I said, waving two fingers.

"I'm Haku and this is Zabuza-"

"I know, Haku-san!"

"Ah. Why do you have the Akatsuki with you in this world?"

"I dunno. They appeared on Halloween, the same day you appeared."

"Can you get us out of the cage?" Zabuza growled.

"Sure. As long as you promise not to injure or kill me, any of my friends, the Akatsuki or innocent people."

"But-"

"Of course." Haku almost (ALMOST) glared at Zabuza, instead only looking at him.

"Fine." Zabuza acquiesced.

I smiled and let them out.

"Operation Cat-Napping, begin!" I muttered, holding Haku. He purred.

"Stop being so damn cute, Haku!" Zabuza snapped,"You're a criminal, now act like one!"

"You think I'm cute, Zabuza-sama?" Haku teased.

Silence.

"…NO! DAMMIT, HAKU!"

"Yaoi rumours, you two." I said, grinning. I heard Haku snicker and Zabuza hiss at me.

Angel was now outside, staring at me.

"You do realize that's illegal?"

"Yup."

"And those cats are Haku and Zabuza from Naruto?"

"Yup."

"Ohmigod, your life is awesome."

I grinned.

"Angel! ANGEL!" I heard her parents.

"Damn…" she muttered,"Well, it was nice meeting you, Konan-sama, Pein-sama." she bowed respectfully and then ran off to go to her parents.

Konan stared at her thoughtfully,"Well… she seemed alright…"

"People in your world are strange." Pein said bluntly.

"I agree, mon capitane. I agree." I nodded. "Now hold Haku, please."

I shoved Haku into Pein's arms. The orange-haired man stared at Haku. Haku stared back.

"Um…" Haku ventured.

Zabuza sighed.

"Can I hold you, Haku-kun?" Konan got chibi eyes.

The be-pierced man held out Haku gingerly. Konan squealed quietly and fairly glomped Haku.

The cat stared at her oddly as the normally stoic blue-haired woman melted over him,"You're so cuuuuute~!"

"…Konan-san, you're choking me." Haku said.

"Gomen!"

I found Kisame buying his goldfish.

"I'm naming her Veronica!" he said excitedly.

Cue sweatdrop.

"Good for you Kisame. Come on, let's go." I dragged the blue man to where Konan, Pein, Haku and Zabuza were.

I then rounded up the rest of them. Hidan was staring at the chinchilla, Kakuzu was trying to steal some guy's money, Itachi was giving his partner odd looks, Deidara was looking at dog food, Sasori was next to him, and Zetsu and Tobi were in a heated debate about cat treats.

"Let's go, guys!"

In broad daylight, we stole Haku and Zabuza, and walked out of Petsmart.

Walmart was smoking and shaking.

We had done good work.

ALL RIGHT! Well, now, I want to ask. Does anyone want me to bring characters from other animes and books? If so, you can pick THREE.

The list is:

MURTAGH- Inheritance Cycle ((Pwease pick him!))

NEAR- Death Note

MELLO- Death Note

MATT- Death Note

DRACO- Harry Potter

BLAISE- Harry Potter

Yeah. So, vote!