Hey peeps, what's up? I know I was gone a while, but I have good reason. Finals. Yes they are a real bitch, and cause many of Americas top problems. Most noticiably it's Procrastination. But never fear, for I get Summer Vacation in just Two Weeks, so party time Bitches! Enjoy the Fic.
I don't own Invader Zim, but it would be awsome if I did!
(Unknown Place(seriously I need to get this place named already))
Zim gulped as he looked over the ledge he was standing on and saw that it looked like it had no end. " Damnit". He whisspers as he turns his head. Slightly behind him Gaz and Nny were also shifting slowly along the edge. What had happened was that right after Gaz and Zim's happy romance scene(You're welcome), a door had opened up on the side of the Lab. Naturally being the leader and utterly without fear, Zim sent Nny in first. After discovering that the first person to enter the room was attacked by big boobed Russian chicks, Zim was pissed. Of course he hid this from Gaz, Irk forbid she notice. So they coninued their trek and came upon another door, Zim being the first to enter. Inside was a Poisonous Scorpion that always went for the ass. Twas not pretty. And that brings us to our current event, enjoy.
Zim edged slowly forward again, he could see a platform just to his right and he was going for it. Just one more step-. " Enough with the drama"! Zim shouted as he leapt forth and...landed. What? The thing was a foot away. You want crappy plots go read a ZADR fic. Anyways. " Haha! I, Zim!, have completed in landing safely upon the platform of...safety".
Gaz and Nny shook their heads and hopped on too, brushing themselves off in the process. Gaz looked around and noticed the room was bare from here on out. Actually she just assumed it was bare considering how freakin' dark it was. The Platform they were all standing on was pretty bare as well, except for the stick coming out with a red button that just begged to be pushed on the tip. Gaz bit her lip and walked over to it. " Wonder what this does". She pondered out loud. Nny walked over and shook his head. " Wouldn't touch it, no telling what this things gonna' do". Zim stepped forth and shoved Nny aside. " I, Zim!, say push it. Puny Earthling Nny is too cowardly to seek what lies beyond our eyes". Nny raised a brow. " Eh"? Zim shrugged. " Found it on the back of a Cereal Box". " Oh yeah what kind"? " Blooberry". " Oooh I like those". " Yeah. They have those little berry things that are just freakin' awsome and-". Gaz grabbed both Zim and Nny and promptly slammned their heads together. " Would you two shut the hell up! I'm trying to watch". Zim and Nny blinked. " Whatch what"? They said in unison, but were silinced as they too watched. Gaz had pressed the button, and shit was going down.
Lights had begun to turn on around them, lighting up certain parts of this huge place. Small capsules filled the sides of the walls, they were filled with green goo that was too thick to see what was inside them. Each capsule had a little timer above it, most were the same but some had numbers falling rapidly, getting close to zero. " I don't like the look of that". Nny said as he eyed the capsules. " It seems like they're Timers on top, and that whatevers inside these things are about ready to hatch". Zim and Gaz nodded, seeing the eerieness of it. Zim's Spider Legs popped out and Gaz produced two handguns, ready to whoop ass. As the lights came to an end, the trio could see a small throne about forty yards out from their spot. This wouldn't be odd, if not for the person sitting in the throne.
The person was male, Human it looked like. He had short white hair spiked up so that it curved backwards. One of his eyes was a deep blue, while the other was a Blood red. His skin was almost ghost white, and had slight scars on his chin and neck. He wore a Red robe with a big Black K on the front. Upon his back a large Lunar style Scythe could be seen. The man reamained seated as the group looked on at him. Then, a small control panel appeared by his side. Clicking a button on the panel, a walkway suddenly started forward towards them. When it reached the platform a click sound was heard, indictating a connection. Zim and Nny looked at eachother and nodded, they slowly treked forward. The man with the two different eyes stood slowly and walked towards them with his hands in his pockets. " So,". He said, his voice echoing all around. " You're the guys who're supposed save the world"?
Zim grinned, showing his Zipper teeth. " Nope, just me. Didn't think you guys would be worth the trouble. But old spiky here,". Zim jerked his thumb at Nny. " Tagged along for the ride". The man with the K on his chest nodded, then stopped. " The chances that you actually beat me are slim, but if you do could you give a message to someone for me"? Nny and Zim raised their eyebrows, but it was Gaz who spoke. " And who do we give this message to"? The man blinked. " My little sister, you probably know her as Shade".
(Shade)
Shade watched in awe as her boyfiend Derek and Nymphus duked it out. It wasn't the fight that was strange to her though, it was what Nymphus was doing. All throughout the fight, till the very beginning, Nymphus hadn't thrown a single punch. This of course, pissed Derek off.
Throwing a right, Derek started talking. " Alright what gives? Usually you'd have punched me through a wall or something by now. What happened, have a change of heart"? Nymphus flicked the punch away and dodged several more as he answered. " Acutally yeah, though you probably don't care, I'm here to help you find Gaz and Zim". Derek fliped up and struck out with a kick only to have it blocked and landed with a thump. " Actually I do, but the reason I'm still going at you is because of something entirely different". Nymphus jumped backwards and stood still. " Look, I was a different person in the past, and I did things that I'm not proud of". Derek cracked his neck and had a look of disbelief on his face. " Wounding Shade is not something I'm gonna' consider forgiving easily, in fact I'm not shure if you'll ever get pardoned for that, but if you get Shades forgiveness I'll consider it". Nymphus nodded and walked forward. " Understandable, I'll start by getting rid of her". He indictated Queen and suddenly appeared in front of the enemy Irken.
Queen blinked in surprise but held her ground. " What the fuck are you doing Ace, the Guide'll kill you if he finds out you've associated with them". Nymphus shook his head. " Q, you got one chance to leave here on your own, and if you don't I'll-". A fist to the face suddenly sent Nymphus soaring back, rolling to the ground. Queen growled in response. " You're nothing but a shadow of your former self, it's pathetic." She spit and suddenly smiled. " Maybe if I kill you I'll get to be the new Ace". He Spider Legs suddenly joined together in front of her, like a Prism. Static started flowing around the legs as Queen pushed buttons. " I'm not taking any chances, so here the Main Dish Bitch"! Energy started flowing towards the tip of the legs and a small ball was forming. Nymphus, standing up, grabbed his sword hilt and flashed forward. Three things happened next. One, Nymphus was suddenly behind Queen. Two, the energy had disappeared. And Three, Queens head went flying off into the ocean. The headless body of the previous Irken fell to the ground. Nymphus stood and wiped the blood off his sword then sheathed it. Turning he wasn't surprised to see cautious faces. Reaching into his pocket he produced a small Computer tracker thing and tossed it to Dib. " On there you'll find the cordinates to your sister and Zim, follow them to a T or it won't lead you anywhere". He started to turn when Tak suddenly put a gun to the back of his head. " Not so fast bastard. You think killing some bitch were could've done ourselves makes you all friendsies with us? Well fuck that, give me one good reason why I shouldn't blow your head off"? Nymphus was silent for a second, then he turned his head slowly at Tak. " After we find your friends, I plan on killing both me and the Guide together, making sure he doesnt' come back". Tak looked surprised. " Why would you"? Nymphus looked sad for a moment, but then his normal face returned. " I have nothing else left in this world anymore, why shouldn't I"? With that he walked off and sat quitely on the side of the ship. Tak looked to Dib and Derek, both nodded, and she tugged on Shades sleeve. " Come on Casper, let's get thesse cordinates set". Shade nodded, and started following Tak. " I'm sorry". Nymphus shouted. It wasn't said who it was for, but everyone knew it was directed right at a certain Albino girl.