This story(?) is pretty much over now, but I wanted to say one thing.
I have NEVER intentionally copied something from Tumblr, so saying that honestly hurt me.
The literal reason this story started is because I noticed (shock) something and wanted to share it.
Now a short story because I still hate Snape:
Neville or Harry breathed.
"100 points from Gryffindor!" Snape yelled.
Harry frowned but Snape gave him the finger. "I was in love with your mother so it's okay to be a generally shitty person to you. Name your kid after me!"
Harry shrugged, he couldn't argue with that logic.
Beautiful