Chapter 14 : Guess whose back !?
Me : Hey ! I'm back again !
Lance : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Me : . . . Thanks a lot . . . Anyway , I just wanted to say : I'm about to hit the 60!!! WOOHOO ! I love you all people !
Lance : Well , you should write faster to get more reviews !
Me : I know but I'm lazy and I'm always like : "I should write next chapter . . . . . . . . Nah . . . Later . . ." And the day after that I'm like : " I really should write next chapter . . . . . . . . Nah I feel like doing nothing for the moment . . ." and after I'm like - -
Lance : Okay ! Okay ! we got the point : You're incompetent , now write that chapter !
Me : yeah . . .yeah . . .
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Welcome back everybody ! Kyle's here ! and we were Saturday morning when another "fascinating" adventure happened . It began when the other were practicing the play at home . . .
Lyserg ( wearing my brother's Sailor Halloween costume) : People ! just look at this beautiful ship !
Yoh (girly voice) : Omigod ! and what's its name ?
Lyserg : Well , it's called the . . . errrrrrrrrrr . . . text ?
Dot : "Titanic" ya dumb ass ! How can you forget that ? it's the play's title !
Ed : Cuz he's stupid ! can we get to the "accident" part , I'm getting hot in this box !
Horohoro : Why are ya wearing it anyway ?
Ed : It's a replacement for my iceberg costume ! since Marco touched it , I'm washing it for de 10 time right about now . . . *evil eyes * You have a problem with that ?
Horohoro : errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
Ren : I'm getting bored of this stupid play , can we do something else like . . . play at Kingdom Hearts !
Yoh : No ! you're too addicted to those game and you know it ! ( A/N : I'm the one whose addicted to that game here !!)
Ren : Awwww . . .
Kyle : Guys . . . I've made some pancakes if you - -
Lyserg : OOOOO ! Pancakes ! * runs off*
Ren : Milk ! Milk ! * runs off*
Ed : Finally ! I was dying for some breakfast !
Yoh : Yep ! let's go ! you're coming Horo , or what ?
Horohoro : Yeah , yeah . . .
A few minutes later . . .
Ed : Phew ! that was good !
Ren : * sob* * sob*
Kyle : What's yer problem ?
Ren : Those pancakes * sob* they tasted just like my mommy's . . . Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
Kyle : O.o . . . Uh !? glad you enjoyed my food !
Phone : * Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing !* * Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!*
Ed : I'll get it . . . Yellow ? you just reach the shaman king's crew secret hideout ! Who are you ?
Kyle : Ed ! normally ya don't answer the phone at yer friend's house !
Ed : ( still talking on the phone) Mom ? what kind of name is that !?
Kyle : Ips ! * grabbing the phone* gimme that ! . . . Hi mom ! How are ya doing ? Huh ? no ! it was just . . . well , Ace playing a prank !
Ace : Hey ! I didn't do anything ! it's that crazy girl who - -
Kyle : Shut up ! Uh !? no mom ! I wasn't talking to you !
Horohoro : Wow ! there are parents in this story !
Yoh : 'Looks like it !
Okay , folks ! here's the big deal : after my "interesting" talk with mommy , I learned that they were coming home this afternoon ! . . . "that'll be funny" you're thinking ? ARE YOU CRAZY !? How am I going to hide Opacho ? You see , my mom's favorite past time is to clean my closet ! . . . yeah I know , it's kinda boring . . . but what do you want ?
Ed : so . . . what are we gonna do ?
Yoh : Yeah , we can't hide in your closet . . .
Kyle : I'll just tell my parents you're here to work on a school project . . . Now we need to clean the house !
Yoh : Clean the house ? awwwwwwwwwww . . .
Kyle : C'mon guys !
Lyserg : Sure ! anything for you ! * grabbing Kyle*
Kyle : Quit it ! if you wanna show me your husband skills then . . .
Lyserg : Then . . ?
Kyle : Start by cleaning those dishes !
Lyserg : Awwwwwwwww ! okay . . .
Ed : I wonder what was he really thinking about . . .
Ren : . . . Pervert . . . Why are all girls big perverts !
Kyle ( talking to Ren): You shut up ! and go scrub the toilet !
Two hours later . . .
Ren ( signing ) : Scrubbing the toilet ! oh ! I'm scrubbing the toilet !
Kyle : Hey Ren ! where's the broom ?
Ren : In my hand , I'm using it to clean the toilet ! you want it ?
Kyle : Errrrrrr . . . No thanks !
* Ding , Dong ! *
Kyle : Oh ! I'll get it !
* Opening the door *
Kyle : Hi ! Mom ! you're - - Ips !
Hao : What do you mean "Ips" and why are you calling me mom ?
Kyle : Huh . . . well - -
Ed : HAO ! MY HAO- SAMA ! YOU'RE BACK SWEETIE PIE ?
Hao : Hah ! Dammit ! not you again !
Ed : * petting Hao * don't be shy ! and come inside we'll have a nice cup of tea . . .
Hao : Uh ? well . . . I . . . * evil eyes* Sure ! why not ? hehehehehehehehehe . . .
Inside . . .
Kyle : Arg ! what is HE doing inside !?
Hao : well . . . I'm drinking tea and . . . thinking about a plan to kill you and the others !
Kyle : Oh ! hum . . . interesting - -
Voice : Hi ! kids ! we're home !
Hao : Huh ?
Kyle : Oh ! hi mom ! hi dad !
Mom : Hi ! honey ! 'miss us ? oh ! ( pointing Hao ) Whose that ? your Boyfriend ?
Kyle : Eeewwwwwww !
Ed : no ! Ma'am he's my boy !
Mom : Oh ! and who are you ?
Kyle : Her name is Esmeralda !
Ed : You can call me Ed ! I'm from Africa !
Mom : You don't look African at all !
Hao : . . . Hey ! don't forget me here I'm the bad guy !
Mom : What is he talking about ?
Hao ( standing on table) : Now behold my - -
Mom : Well , how dare you stand on someone's table like this young man ?
Hao : Errrrrrr . . .
Ren : Hey ! Kyle ! I just finished scrubbing the toilet and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAO'S HERE !
Hao : Indeed !
Mom : Kyle , how many people are they in this house ?
Dot : About . . . 8 without the host . . . I meant your other kids !
Mom : Ah! Since when does that cat talks ? what hapenned here ?
Kyle : It's . . . quite a long story . . .
Ed : But it's not complicated at all !
Hao : Helloooooooooooo ! the story's bad guy is here !
Me : And it's to be continued ! soon ! I swear ! soon !
Lance : Yeah ! right !
Me : . . . Anyway to encourage me send lots of reviews I'll try to write next chapter this weekend ! if I have time 'cuz I've got lots of studies to do ( Man , I simply hate school . . .) !
Lance : Yeah , the readers are not stupid , Bounty ! they know you're gonna write the next one in a weak !
Me : I'll do my best this time ! I swear . . . On Lance's head !
Lance : Hey !
Me : Anyway , have a nice weekend people ! have fun ! bye ^-^
Me : Hey ! I'm back again !
Lance : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Me : . . . Thanks a lot . . . Anyway , I just wanted to say : I'm about to hit the 60!!! WOOHOO ! I love you all people !
Lance : Well , you should write faster to get more reviews !
Me : I know but I'm lazy and I'm always like : "I should write next chapter . . . . . . . . Nah . . . Later . . ." And the day after that I'm like : " I really should write next chapter . . . . . . . . Nah I feel like doing nothing for the moment . . ." and after I'm like - -
Lance : Okay ! Okay ! we got the point : You're incompetent , now write that chapter !
Me : yeah . . .yeah . . .
********************************
Welcome back everybody ! Kyle's here ! and we were Saturday morning when another "fascinating" adventure happened . It began when the other were practicing the play at home . . .
Lyserg ( wearing my brother's Sailor Halloween costume) : People ! just look at this beautiful ship !
Yoh (girly voice) : Omigod ! and what's its name ?
Lyserg : Well , it's called the . . . errrrrrrrrrr . . . text ?
Dot : "Titanic" ya dumb ass ! How can you forget that ? it's the play's title !
Ed : Cuz he's stupid ! can we get to the "accident" part , I'm getting hot in this box !
Horohoro : Why are ya wearing it anyway ?
Ed : It's a replacement for my iceberg costume ! since Marco touched it , I'm washing it for de 10 time right about now . . . *evil eyes * You have a problem with that ?
Horohoro : errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .
Ren : I'm getting bored of this stupid play , can we do something else like . . . play at Kingdom Hearts !
Yoh : No ! you're too addicted to those game and you know it ! ( A/N : I'm the one whose addicted to that game here !!)
Ren : Awwww . . .
Kyle : Guys . . . I've made some pancakes if you - -
Lyserg : OOOOO ! Pancakes ! * runs off*
Ren : Milk ! Milk ! * runs off*
Ed : Finally ! I was dying for some breakfast !
Yoh : Yep ! let's go ! you're coming Horo , or what ?
Horohoro : Yeah , yeah . . .
A few minutes later . . .
Ed : Phew ! that was good !
Ren : * sob* * sob*
Kyle : What's yer problem ?
Ren : Those pancakes * sob* they tasted just like my mommy's . . . Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
Kyle : O.o . . . Uh !? glad you enjoyed my food !
Phone : * Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiing !* * Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!*
Ed : I'll get it . . . Yellow ? you just reach the shaman king's crew secret hideout ! Who are you ?
Kyle : Ed ! normally ya don't answer the phone at yer friend's house !
Ed : ( still talking on the phone) Mom ? what kind of name is that !?
Kyle : Ips ! * grabbing the phone* gimme that ! . . . Hi mom ! How are ya doing ? Huh ? no ! it was just . . . well , Ace playing a prank !
Ace : Hey ! I didn't do anything ! it's that crazy girl who - -
Kyle : Shut up ! Uh !? no mom ! I wasn't talking to you !
Horohoro : Wow ! there are parents in this story !
Yoh : 'Looks like it !
Okay , folks ! here's the big deal : after my "interesting" talk with mommy , I learned that they were coming home this afternoon ! . . . "that'll be funny" you're thinking ? ARE YOU CRAZY !? How am I going to hide Opacho ? You see , my mom's favorite past time is to clean my closet ! . . . yeah I know , it's kinda boring . . . but what do you want ?
Ed : so . . . what are we gonna do ?
Yoh : Yeah , we can't hide in your closet . . .
Kyle : I'll just tell my parents you're here to work on a school project . . . Now we need to clean the house !
Yoh : Clean the house ? awwwwwwwwwww . . .
Kyle : C'mon guys !
Lyserg : Sure ! anything for you ! * grabbing Kyle*
Kyle : Quit it ! if you wanna show me your husband skills then . . .
Lyserg : Then . . ?
Kyle : Start by cleaning those dishes !
Lyserg : Awwwwwwwww ! okay . . .
Ed : I wonder what was he really thinking about . . .
Ren : . . . Pervert . . . Why are all girls big perverts !
Kyle ( talking to Ren): You shut up ! and go scrub the toilet !
Two hours later . . .
Ren ( signing ) : Scrubbing the toilet ! oh ! I'm scrubbing the toilet !
Kyle : Hey Ren ! where's the broom ?
Ren : In my hand , I'm using it to clean the toilet ! you want it ?
Kyle : Errrrrrr . . . No thanks !
* Ding , Dong ! *
Kyle : Oh ! I'll get it !
* Opening the door *
Kyle : Hi ! Mom ! you're - - Ips !
Hao : What do you mean "Ips" and why are you calling me mom ?
Kyle : Huh . . . well - -
Ed : HAO ! MY HAO- SAMA ! YOU'RE BACK SWEETIE PIE ?
Hao : Hah ! Dammit ! not you again !
Ed : * petting Hao * don't be shy ! and come inside we'll have a nice cup of tea . . .
Hao : Uh ? well . . . I . . . * evil eyes* Sure ! why not ? hehehehehehehehehe . . .
Inside . . .
Kyle : Arg ! what is HE doing inside !?
Hao : well . . . I'm drinking tea and . . . thinking about a plan to kill you and the others !
Kyle : Oh ! hum . . . interesting - -
Voice : Hi ! kids ! we're home !
Hao : Huh ?
Kyle : Oh ! hi mom ! hi dad !
Mom : Hi ! honey ! 'miss us ? oh ! ( pointing Hao ) Whose that ? your Boyfriend ?
Kyle : Eeewwwwwww !
Ed : no ! Ma'am he's my boy !
Mom : Oh ! and who are you ?
Kyle : Her name is Esmeralda !
Ed : You can call me Ed ! I'm from Africa !
Mom : You don't look African at all !
Hao : . . . Hey ! don't forget me here I'm the bad guy !
Mom : What is he talking about ?
Hao ( standing on table) : Now behold my - -
Mom : Well , how dare you stand on someone's table like this young man ?
Hao : Errrrrrr . . .
Ren : Hey ! Kyle ! I just finished scrubbing the toilet and . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAO'S HERE !
Hao : Indeed !
Mom : Kyle , how many people are they in this house ?
Dot : About . . . 8 without the host . . . I meant your other kids !
Mom : Ah! Since when does that cat talks ? what hapenned here ?
Kyle : It's . . . quite a long story . . .
Ed : But it's not complicated at all !
Hao : Helloooooooooooo ! the story's bad guy is here !
Me : And it's to be continued ! soon ! I swear ! soon !
Lance : Yeah ! right !
Me : . . . Anyway to encourage me send lots of reviews I'll try to write next chapter this weekend ! if I have time 'cuz I've got lots of studies to do ( Man , I simply hate school . . .) !
Lance : Yeah , the readers are not stupid , Bounty ! they know you're gonna write the next one in a weak !
Me : I'll do my best this time ! I swear . . . On Lance's head !
Lance : Hey !
Me : Anyway , have a nice weekend people ! have fun ! bye ^-^