Harley: Good morning
Jade: Good morning!
Bazzle: Good morning
Kaedro: You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning." Spice it up a bit!
Rae: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS!
Liv, introducing herself: Hi, Liv Marko. The Awoken form of the 100 emoji.
Liv, Kai, and Tristan: *skipping rocks on a lake*
Liv: It's so nice out here
Tristan: Yes, it's nice to relax every once in a while
Kai: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING LAKE
Kaedro: The dead sea is the saltiest thing in the word
Rae: Next to your bitch ass
Kai: You know that's not a stress ball, right? It's a lemon.
Kaedro: Let me have my process
Kai: Did you just fall?
Liv: I attacked the floor
Kai: Backwards?
Liv: I'm freakin talented
Kai: Tell him off, Tristan! Assert yourself!
Tristan: That's my ice cream cone!
Kai: Great, now let him have it!
Tristan: You can have it!
Liv: Write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back.
[Kaedro spots Kai in the mess hall and walks over]
Kaedro: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Kai: Zero interest
Tristan: I've decided not to care anymore!
Tristan: I will still probably care though
Tristan: Possibly more than before
Tristan: I just worry about hurting their feelings
Kai: Hurt their feelings..? You just walk around all day caring about people's feelings?
Tristan: Yeah. Don't you?
Kai: No.
Harley: I didn't want to do this, but I know one way we can get Glimmer.
Kaedro: You'd make a decent prostitute
Harley: I'd make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.