:Ceres Walks to computer, cracks her fingers and turns on monitor.: Okay, let's get crackin'.
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye: Walk by, Roy whispers something in Riza's ear and she puts her gun to Ceres' head.:
Riza: You know the drill, you disclaim and write, I go back to my life. DO IT:: Cocks gun:
Ceres: Fun, I'm being held hostage in my own house, apartment, thing… YEAH.
:Ceres begins typing.:
Disclaimer: we don't own Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, Phantom of the Opera, The Chronicles of Narnia (Yeah that's in this chappy), Furuba, or anything else. Well, except for our stupid jokes, and umm… Us.
AKuzmi: Hey, it's 10:57 pm Saturday night. I don't why I stated that but I did, so there. Yea, I'm bored, tired, sick, and filled w/ideas for fanfictons! Of course, I'm being a lazy bum right now so I'm too lazy to get an account (& I don't have permission 2 anyway after that whole myspace thing) fanfiction or fictionzone so I'll just bug you by sending you stories. Fun, right?
Koga: Akuzmi! You're sick! What are you doing out of bed?
Akuzmi: I'm on the computer, go away before I get mean.
Jin: When are you not mean?
Akuzmi: JIN!
Hiei: Hn, you were dissed by an Irish wind kid.
Akuzmi: oO Ooh, you mean.
Hiei: Hn. Baka. Onna.
Akuzmi: Hn. A. Hole.
Koga: STOP FIGHTING! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING US APART!
Akuzmi: OO
Hiei: OO --;; BAKA.
Akuzmi: Aren't we already torn apart? Ya kno, I haven't added Kurama to any of these in awhile.
Hiei: You don't have Kurama in these stupid things, but you have me in them?
Akuzmi: Yea, I guess. Hey, where's this going.
Hiei: I read the last e-mail you sent to Ceres the one that was about all things we didn't know about.
Akuzmi: OO Oh, well then. I'll be going now...BYE!
(Okay, I didn't reply to this email as far as I know, so here's Akuzmi, again. And this part is really old, it was supposed to come out a forever ago, it came to me in September.)
Disclaimer: like always, we own nothing, go rub it in someone else's face now!
CERES: I DID TOO SEND A EMAIL LIKE THAT TO YOU, IT WAS A WALKING BILLBOARD FOR THAT AND EVANGELLION EVEN THO IT DOESN'T WALK! IS IT MY FAULT THAT YOU STILL HAVE THE CHILD BLOCKS FOR NINE YEAR OLDS ON YOUR AOL ACCOUNT? NO!
Hiei: Ceres is still peeved. Time to invite Kurama over!
:Flints away and flints back with Kurama on his back (DON'T ASK! IT WAS FASTER FOR HIM TO GET TO MY PLACE!):
Hiei: Look whose back to see you?
Ceres: AYAME!
Hiei: No, Kurama!
CERES: KURAMA! How are you?
Kurama: Okay, are you still mad at me?
Ceres: I was never mad at you, but if you'll follow me we have to go talk to Koenma about something.
Kurama: What?
Ceres: You'll see when we get there.
:Ceres' Angel Wings sprout from back and in a few seconds she and Kurama are in Spirit World:
Ceres: Koenma?
Koenma: Yes?
Ceres: Did you approve the papers?
Koenma: You had a very valid point, but are you sure that killing him won't kill him?
Ceres: I'm pretty positive.
Kurama: What are we talking about?
Koenma: Then the Angel of Death may do her bidding.
Ceres: Thanky!
Kurama: Who's the... Ceres, your the Angel of Death. What are you going to do to me?
Ceres: It's not necessarily you it's more Youko.
Kurama: o.O
Ceres: Don't be afraid! It'll all be alright, you'll be alive, and the man whore will not!
Kurama: you feel the same way as Akuzmi does for him.
CEres: Of course! Now, your just going to go to sleep and when you wake up you won't have hentai thoughts in the back of your head!
Kurama: This isn't a good idea!
Ceres: Does her stuff, weird as it may be, and takes Kurama back home.:
Kurama wakes up, very drozy.
Kurama: What happened?
Erik: So, sleeping booty awakes, huh me hartey?
Kurama: This is a bad dream, huh?
Erik: No, I was just reading a pirate book, sorry.
Kurama: What happened?
Erik: Ceres seperated you from Yoko and now he's dead.
Kurama: So I no longer have Demon Powers?
Erik: No, you have all your powers, you just aren't as hentai, and Akuzmi can't get into your brain... a double positive.
Kurama: oh.
Erik: Oh, and two more things! Ceres is also your guardian angel as well as mine, and she has full access to your brain because of it!
Kurama: O.O
Erik: Yeah, when she's a guardian angel she has access to the brains of her charges, so we're the lucky ones. She only takes on six cases at a time and we, along with Yuki and Ayame Sohma and Hiei, are the five she takes care of.
Kurama: Who's the sixth then?
Erik: Someone she won't even tell Hiei, they must be really important. And since we're always under her care, it must be someone she can't take home with her.
Kurama: I could think of a few people like that.
ERik: Can't we all though?
Kurama: Hey, Erik? How about we go try out the idea that Akuzmi can't break into my brain?
Erik: Okay, but we need to leave a note.
Kurama: where is Ceres anyways?
Erik: Visiting the sixth case, apparently (the only things I know) it's a guy, and he lives in England.
Kurama: She tries to get guys as her charges, huh?
Erik: Well at one point she had women, but they kept on dying, she doesn't know why, so she just gets male charges. They live to be at least 143 if they're mortal, but they live to be 235, 234, 653, 453 years old if they're demon. Since your half and half, we should find a nice center for you.
Kurama: you talk alot.
ERik: I'm just not able to have intelligent conversations with people other than you and Ceres most of the time.
Kurama: Oh... okay. Well, let's go!
Who do you think my charge is, Akuzmi? Try and guess, he's a very important Englishman that I have a crush on, and no, he is not Tom Felton, though I wish I could have seven charges. (seven is just too many! And Da Fop would annoying through the seven seas and back to become one of my charges)
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my own soul. . .and I'm not even sure that is mine. . . MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm quite surprised Ceres! What happened to poor Sesshomaru? OH! LOOKIE! Sesshie's on the telie! He just smacked Jakken and Rin's no where to be seen.
:Silence:
Hm, yes I am proud to say that I am finally alone for the evening and I must say I enjoy it. :looks at TV. . .: Gosh Naraku's hot. . .except for the new 3rd eye on his chest. . .and the freaky horns. . .and the wierd slimy tails. . . and he looks like he's stoned. . .real bad.
:more silence:
Well, as you may know, well of course you do. Anyway, I am able to heal people and possiably reincernate. . .and you killed off Youko, Ms. Angel of Death. . .but I wiil bring him back to life for two reasons: The first being that Kuronue had a crying fit. . .not fun. The second being that now I can heal minds. . .for the most part. . .and I will take it upon myself to heal Youko!
K: yea right! he's such a perv that it'll take yrs. for him to be healed!
Kuronue.
K: Yea.
GO AWAY OR I WILL BE FORCED TO KILL YOU!
K: Yes ma'am. :hurridly exits cowering:
Now. . .I'm of to torture. . .uh I mean persuade Koenma to give me Youko's body so that I may reincarnate him.
:Black Angel wings sprout from Akuzmi's back and she flies off to spirit world:
Hey Koenma! (sing song voice despite the fact I'm po'ed I can hide my true emotions easily. . .one more reason as to why I owe Youko)
Botan: hey there Akuzmi!
HELLO! ANd just how is my favorite blue-haired ferry girl doing?
Botan: I'm just dandy! U?
Well aside from the fact that our dinner conversation was that prosititutes in New Jersey say "What's shakin' bacon" on street corners I'm pretty super!
Botan: but don't you say-
YEP! Imagine how silly I feel!
Botan: So, Akuzmi, why are you here?
Well, I belive Ceres or Angel of Death whatever she goes by just came here and-
Botan: yes, Koenma-sama just was looking for you for that reason.
Goodie goodie gumdrops!
Botan: U brought candy w/u!
Not today, how about next time I comitt a crime against the three worlds and am sent here::smiles: See ya later.
Botan: She can say the most strange and evil things with a smile and be so happy about it.
Hey there Koenma!
Koenma: Hello.
Sooooo, ya gonna give me permission to bring him back 2 life or what?
Koenma: Well you see, Akuzmi, you already conducted an unauthorized reincarnation. . . ya know w/Kuronue.
Hey Koenma
Koenma: Yea?
Shut up. :pulls out rose that turns into a katnana: Just gimme his body back and no body will experience death today.
Koenma: So, you still conduct things just like your ancestor.
Yea well being related to an intelligent, evil, creul tirant does have its advantadges.
Koenma: So the Angel of Darkness wishes to make a transaction?
Stupid, this isn't a bank. :raises sword to Koenma's neck:
Koenma: We haven't disposed of him yet. . .he's in room #395
Thank you :sword turns back into a rose and is put away: So say hi to Yusuke and everyone else for me! Ok::smiles and skips away:
Koenma: Mukuro just had to be her ancestor.
:walks into room #395: Aww, Youko looks so cute asleep! Too bad he's a perv. . .
:Akuzmi does that reincarnation thingy and as a side effect, she passes out:
Youko: Oh man! My head hurts. . . what happened? Oh yea, Ceres serarated my soul from Suichi's and I. . .died. But I'm back so that means. . .Akuzmi reincarnated me. :looks across floor at AKuzmi who's unsconcious:
Youko: I owe her one. Oh great, how are we supposed ot get outa here if she can't fly us out? Oh yea::Calls Kuronue w/random communicator Botan gave him for a mission x amount of years ago: Yea, I'm alive Kuronue but we've got a little problem. Yep, fly us outa here. Thanx, bro.
:Kuronue comes anf lys an unconcious Akuzmi and Youko outa spirit world anlong with many stares:
Can't forget teh stairs ya know!
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my powers, and the ones my dad gave me, and I thought Kurama and Erik were going to visit you. Oh, and you don't wonder who my other charge is... And why is the uppity angel the angel of Darkness?
Hiei: And why is a guardian angel the Angel of Death, too?
Ceres: Just cuz I can be!
Hiei: Hn.
Ceres: Okay, truth be told, my dad told me not to kill people with my powers (Don't ask why, he's paranoid!) and so, I went to Koenma (my mom's ancestors were guardian angels, making me one too) and I asked him if I could become the Angel of Death. Apparently I was the only on who wanted to job, so, I became the Angel of Death!
Hiei: Your dad? You have like twenty... so which one are we talking about?
Ceres: I only have two dads, a human one, and Yomi (Yomi's my birth father!) IT'S SOO COOL!
Hiei: Only you... Wait, weren't you in England?
Ceres: Yeah, but I felt something go wrong with Erik and Kurama, so I came back. I mean, the Englishman was just at a champagne party, what can happen except some drunken women trying to dance with him. I'm just lucky his brother is my charge, after that Nazi costume thing he's been pretty hard to keep an eye on.
Hiei: O.o
Ceres: Where are Kurama and Erik anyways?
Hiei: They said they were going to Akuzmi's.
Ceres: Then that's where I must go. I can steal her YuYu DVDs while I'm there!
Hiei: You are a very diabolical person.
Ceres: I learned from the best!
:Flits away to Akuzmi's house.:
Ceres: Akuzmi wants to learn how to do this... SHIPPO?
Cat: KAGOME!
Ceres: Shippo, I need your help... you know the girly boy that you were playing with the other day, and the guy with the mask, do you know where they are?
Cat: They're in Lexie's room with her.
Ceres: EWWW! Come on Hiei, we need to get them out of there before they're killed.
:Both walk into Akuzmi's room and see Youko and Kuronue lying Akuzmi on her bed and Kurama and Erik sitting at the computer, breathing heavily.:
Ceres: I DID NOT HAVE TO KNOW THAT YOU DID THAT!
All: O.O
Kurama: This isn't what it looks like!
Erik: Wait, what does this look like?
Gwen: MOOOOOOOMMMM, AKUZMI AND HER FRIENDS WERE DOING... :Kuronue's had is slapped over her mouth.:
Ceres: You'd shut your mouth if you value your life :Eyes change to red.:
Gwen: Yes ma'am. :Runs off:
Ceres: Now explain... and what are you doing here, I thought I killed you!
Erik: we were trying to figure out if: CEres puts up hand to silence him:
/Ceres to Hiei/Do you feel that/
/Hiei/Yeah, it feels like... Mukuro/
/Kurama/Is it just me, or do you sense Yomi too/
/Ceres/Dangit! My dad doesn't want me to spend time with Akuzmi, we need to get out of here, NOW/
/Erik/But I wanna stay/
/Ceres/If you stay I can't be your Guardian Angel anymore./
/Erik/I'm coming/
:CEres' wings sprout of her back, she grabs onto the shirt collars of Kurama and Erik and flies off. Hiei Flits away:
Yomi: Yoko, have you seen my daughter.
Yoko: Yeah, she was:CAt slaps hand over his mouth.:
Cat: Master just killed him, my sister just brought him to life... In Spirit World.
Yomi: Thank you, child. Wait, 'Master'?
Cat: Yeah, Master want, Master get. Kagome Shippo's Master!
Yomi:o.O
Cat: Come on girly boy (addressing Yoko) we're going to play dress up!