Disclaimer: Woops, I haven't said this in a while. Idon'townInuyasha, there problem solved!
Author's Note: Well, I guess I update about once every two weeks or so. Sorry if you are the impatient kind of person, but high school is very tiring and stressing. But I am glad to say that Chapter 14 is finally up. Oh, a new record! This chappie's like 4,000 words! Um, anyway . . . Remember to R&R!
Friday Night Fun
"I'm bored!" Ayame complained. The three girls were all sitting on the couch. They had done all of their homework and they didn't know what to do during the rainy day. The gym was closed after 5:00 p.m. and it was too wet outside to drive anywhere. The rain was pouring as if it was sloshing out of a bucket.
"I know, and I can't believe it," Sango said. "We have cable on this damn TV, and there's nothing to watch!" She was pressing the channel button while the TV was off.
"That's because it's off, you ding dong!"
"I'll get it!" Kagome called, standing up and going towards the door, thinking that someone was ringing a doorbell. She was about to open it when Ayame told her to sit her fat butt down. Kagome reluctantly obeyed and began playing with Sango's hair.
"What should we do? I don't want to just sit here on my first weekend at a boarding school," Sango complained. Shunran and Kanna were at the library, doing research for their Social Studies project, so they couldn't hang out with their new friends. The three babies in their cradles began crying. The girls groaned and rocked their own plastic dolls to sleep.
"I'll be so glad when this project ends on Monday," Ayame muttered. The girls fed their babies and rocked them to sleep until they started snoring once again. They carefully placed their babies in their cradles and plopped back down on the velvet couch.
After a moment of silence, Kagome randomly asked, "What are the guys doing right now?" Ayame and Sango gave her confused looks.
"Probably playing video games. Why?" Ayame asked.
"I think I know what you're thinking . . ." Sango smiled evilly as she pulled out a neon green squirtgun from underneath the couch. "Let's soak them!" Kagome and Ayame laughed.
"No! I meant something else!" Kagome shook her hands from side to side swiftly.
"What did you have in mind?" Ayame asked.
"And why can't I soak them?" Sango whined. She hid the squirtgun back under the couch.
"We'll do that next week, but this is what I was thinking . . ." Kagome whispered her idea into her friends' ears. "What do you think?"
"I love it! But is this room big enough for all six of us?" Ayame smiled excitedly, bouncing in her seat.
"It should. Call them over, Kagome," Sango whispered.
Kagome nodded. Then, she yelled, "Guys, come here really quick!" The guys stumbled into the room. Miroku yawned and Inuyasha rubbed his eyes.
"What's up?" Kouga said.
"We're bored," Sango plainly said.
Silence followed.
" . . . Okay," Inuyasha slowly said.
"Will you guys play a game with us?" Ayame pleaded.
"If it's Spin The Bottle, I'm not really interested in turning gay," Miroku said and began to walk away when Sango grabbed his wrist.
"No, it's another game," Sango reassured.
"Okay, what is it?" Inuyasha asked.
"It's Hide-And-Seek and tag mixed," Kagome supplied. She knew that the game was kind of chilish, but oh well. She always played that game with Souta. "Here are the rules. One, whoever is it counts to thirty and gives the other team a chance to hide. Two, the seekers have to find everyone on the other team and tag them. Three, no leaving the room."
"Damn." Miroku snapped his fingers. The girls giggled, and the guys rolled their eyes. Everyone knew that he wanted to do that.
Kagome continued, "And, you can't lock any doors. Oh, and guys, you're it first."
"Fine, go hide," Inuyasha said, crossing his arms.
"Hey, turn around!" Ayame pushed the guys facefirst into the wall.
"Now we'll hide!" Sango's voice faded as she and her friends ran to find a hiding place. Sango managed to squeeze into the closet shelf of the guys' bedroom; Kagome hid under Miroku's bed; And Ayame hid in her giant black suitcase.
"Thirty!" the guys yelled after counting.
"I'll look for Sango. Inuyasha, you look for Kagome. And Kouga, you look for Ayame," Miroku said. The guys all nodded. "Okay, let's split up." Kouga looked in the girls' bedroom and the other two looked in their room.
"I'm thinking that one of the girls might be hiding in the closet," Inuyasha guessed as he opened the closet door and saw Sango.
"Oh crap . . ." Sango muttered.
"I found Sango!" Inuyasha shouted to his friends.
"Kagome! Ayame! Help me!" Sango screamed as Miroku reached up to poke her leg.
"Sango!" Kagome called as she got out from under Miroku's bed, which was in the corner of the room. Inuyasha and Miroku both turned to look at her and started getting closer to her since she was such an easy target. "Save yourself, Sango!" She said in a dramatic tone.
"Okay, I owe you one!" Sango jumped down from her hiding place and ran out of the room.
"Go tag her, Miroku! I'll get Kagome," Inuyasha said. Miroku nodded and ran out. Then, Inuyasha turned his attention to Kagome, who was backed up against the wall. "Looks like you're stuck," he teased.
"Hmph." Kagome playfully smiled. She looked around for a way out. "Hey, Inuyasha, I like your hair."
"Don't try to trick me. I'm smarter than that."
Okay, time for Plan B. Kagome pointed up at the ceiling. "Look! An airplane!"
Inuyasha didn't take his eyes off her, but he said, "Where?"
"You're no fun," she whined. "Well, here goes nothing." Kagome ran towards Inuyasha, crossed him over, and escaped through the door to the living room.
"Dammit." Inuyasha chased after her. She ran by the farther armrest next shoulder to shoulder with Sango
"Good job, Kagome. We survived!" Sango said as she high-fived Kagome.
"Not for long," Kagome pointed out as Inuyasha and Miroku ran up in front of them. Ayame ran down the hallway, but then Kouga grabbed her hands. Ayame playfully screamed.
"Ayame!" Kagome and Sango yelled as they ran behind the couch.
"Sorry, guys. Save yourselves!" Ayame dramatically called as if she were in a soap opera.
"Let's trap them, Inuyasha," Miroku suggested. He and Inuyasha ran around either side of the couch, trapping the girls.
"Sango, what do we do?" Kagome hurriedly asked.
"We jump, duh." Kagome nodded. As the guys were about to tag them, the girls abruptly jumped over the couch.
"Wow, that was awesome!" Ayame cheered.
"RUN!!" Sango and Kagome screamed as they ran in different directions. Miroku and Inuyasha ran after each girl.
Sango yelped as Miroku grabbed her hands and yanked her close to him so that she wouldn't run. Unfortunately, Sango wasn't good at running in enclosed spaces and Miroku was pretty fast. This left Kagome now. "C'mon Kagome!" Sango chanted.
Kagome ran around the living room as fast as she could. She looked back and saw Inuyasha right behind her. She yelped, turned a corner, and ran faster. But Inuyasha was still right behind her. Then, Kagome shifted to the left a little, stopped suddenly, and ran the other way. This confused Inuyasha and it took him a while to stop running and turn the other way. Then, he chased after Kagome again. "Crossed you over twice!" Kagome called back at him.
"Doesn't matter. You're gonna get tagged anyway!" Inuyasha ran faster and was in front of her. He gently tackled her to the carpeted floor. Unfortunately, the result of the landing was a little embarrassing for the two friends.
Kagome rubbed her head and recovered from the tackle. She opened her chocolate brown eyes and gasped. Inuyasha landed on top of Kagome! Inuyasha recovered from the fall as well and opened his golden eyes. The teenagers stared into each other's eyes until they realized that the other roommates were watching them. They both blushed crimson.
"Uh . . . sorry about that." Inuyasha quickly stood up and blushed even more. Then, he helped Kagome up.
"It's okay. Accidents happen." Kagome brushed off a little dust from her jeans. Yeah right . . . That was no accident. He could've pulled my hand, but instead he just decided to land on top of me. Shit. Sango and Ayame are gonna start a conversation about boys tonight, Kagome thought. The girls always had conversations until three a.m. nearly every night.
"Okay, I guess the guys hide next," Sango announced. The girls nodded, walked up to a wall, closed their eyes, and counted to thirty while the guys hid without much effort -- Well, Miroku did, but that's just him. Kouga hid behind the curtain on the windowseat in the girls' bedroom; Miroku hid in the cabinet under the sink in the guys' bathroom; And Inuyasha hid in the hall closet behind a pile of blankets.
"Thirty!" the girls shouted. "Here we come!" The girls split up and searched.
Kagome stopped at the hall closet because she heard breathing inside. She opened the door and shifted the blankets aside. "Hello!" She smiled at Inuyasha.
"Hey."
"Scoot over."
He shifted over as far as he could. The closet was only five feet wide and the blankets took up a lot of space. So, Kagome sat down in the little space next to Inuyasha, with their legs touching. Inuyasha just wasn't used to being so close to a girl, let alone his crush, so he blushed. There was a long, uncomfortable silence for the two roommates when Inuyasha felt a weird poke in his side.
"Holy crap!" he said, twitching. Kagome ended up giggling uncontrollably. She snorted once while laughing, which caused both of them to laugh at her.
As revenge, he jabbed his finger into Kagome's side. She twitched and yelped, and the two teenagers laughed again.
They sat in silence until they heard Ayame scream, "You better not have farted or I'll kick your ass!" Inuyasha and Kagome laughed once more.
"Hey, Kagome?" he said nervously.
"Hm?" She looked at him with wide, hazel eyes.
"Uh, are you mad at me?" He looked down at his baggy jeans, too embarrassed to look her in the eyes.
"About what?" she asked slowly.
"When I, uh, tackled you and we ended up . . . ya know . . ." His voice trailed off.
"Uh . . . Well . . . I . . . Uh . . ." Now Kagome understood how uncomfortable this conversation was getting.
How am I supposed to answer that? I can't just say, "I enjoyed every second of how we landed, Inuyasha!" I don't know what to say!
Kagome racked her brain for an answer. "Well, Inuyasha, I'm --" She was cut off with Kouga opening the closet door. The other roommates peered into the hall closet and saw their two remaining friends in the small closet all alone.
"Hello, what have we got here?" Kouga said with suspicion in his tone.
"Seven minutes in heaven!" Sango chanted. Inuyasha and Kagome blushed ruby red.
"SANGO!!" Kagome shouted as she stood up and chased her friend down to the living room. Sango ran behind Kouga for protection, but he wasn't much help. So, she ran around and around the living room.
"Guys, stop running or we'll get in trouble!" Ayame hissed. Miroku and Inuyasha went up to the girls and held them still. Kagome kept trying to get out of Inuyasha's grasp, but she was too weak. She crossed her arms in defeat and Sango sighed with relief.
Then, Sango tried to think of a way so that everyone forgot what had happened. "Who wants to watch a movie?" she asked.
"Me!" Ayame answered for everyone. Then, she ran into the girls' bedroom and pulled out all of the beanbags. She threw them on the floor while Inuyasha did the same with the boys' beanbags. Meanwhile, Kagome was slipping her feet into a pair of simple flip-flops.
"Where are you going, Kagome?" Miroku asked, helping Ayame spread out the beanbags.
"Gettin' popcorn," Kagome responded, reaching for her baby blue purse. "What's a movie without popcorn?"
"Word," he agreed.
"Word?"
"Fo show."
"Fo show?"
Miroku dropped his arms to his sides with a sigh. "Dammit, Kagome, don't you know any slang?!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Then don't use old-school slang around her!" To the confused black-haired girl, he said, "He meant that's true."
"Ooooooh," she said, nodding in understanding.
"I'll go with you, Kagome," Ayame volunteered. She grabbed her purse and pulled on some sandals. She and Kagome walked out the door.
You never know if Kikyou might come up and hurt Kagome . . .
The girls shut the door behind them and headed out into the hallway. Sango looked around and realized that she was the only girl in the room with three guys. The three males kept glancing at her, making her nervous.
"What's wrong with you?" Kouga asked Sango.
"You guys are gonna try to rape me! Get away from me!" Sango ran out of her room in fluffy white slippers and chased after Kagome and Ayame, leaving the guys sweatdropping and confused.
"Hey, Sango! What were you running for?" Kagome asked a panting Sango. She and Ayame were about to go inside the elevator when they saw Sango running towards them.
"I was gonna . . . get . . . raped by the . . ." Sango panted out.
"By the what?" Ayame asked. "The whale?"
Kagome looked at her friend. "Where the hell did a whale come from? And why would it rape Sango?"
"I don't know!" Ayame planted her hands on her hips. "It could be on drugs!"
"This argument is getting stupid!" Sango declared. Her friends nodded in agreement.
"Let's get some chocolate," Ayame broke the awkward silence.
"Chocolate? To the snack bar!" Sango shouted, pulling her friends' hands and ran inside the elevator. The girls, forced to run by the crazed brunette, went to the snack bar and bought three extra-large popcorns, five medium sodas, a bottle of water (Goshdarnit, Kagome . . .),and fifteen chocolate bars. They went back to the room and distributed the food out.
"What movie do you girls want to watch?" Kouga asked the girls. The guys all didn't really care what movie they wanted to watch. Together, the girls walked over to the shelf of movies and thoroughly examined each provided DVD. After a little bit of searching, the girls came to a decision.
"This one!" Sango answered, throwing the movie at Miroku. Luckily, Miroku caught it, and looked at the title out of curiousity.
"Anacondas?" Miroku said with disbelief.
"You seriously want to watch that?" Kouga questioned.
"Yup!" Ayame nodded.
"Don't ya like that romantic crap that most girls like?" Inuyasha asked.
"Sometimes, but we feel like watching some violence right now. Unless Jaws is in here." Kagome glanced at the shelf.
"You can look later," Sango reassured. "Let's watch Anacondas right now." She jumped into her pink beanbag chair and grabbed the remote from the coffee table. She pushed the play button on the remote and the movie began playing. The boys were expecting the girls to be scared and cuddle in their arms. They were right . . . Okay, never mind -- They're completely off. The girls were cheering and laughing, like drunk maniacs. "Ha ha ha! Oh my god, that anaconda just ate that guy! Woo hoo!" Sango laughed out around twenty minutes after the movie started. She fell backwards into her chair from laughing so hard.
"C'mon, dude friend!" Ayame yelled as if she were cheering for a football game on TV. "Cut that bastard's head off!" An African-American man was running away from a thirty foot long anaconda. Suddenly, a girl ran up and chopped its head off.
"All right!" the girls cheered.
"What are you cheering about?" Miroku asked, slouched back into his squishy beanbag.
"The guy is still alive!" Kagome said.
The movie finally ended. The girls found the guys looking very sleepy since the girls had kept them up with their shouting. Kagome looked at the time. It read 10:54 p.m.
"Hey, we're going to sleep now, girls. 'Night!" Inuyasha dragged a sleeping Kouga out of the room with Miroku.
" 'Night!" the girls called back.
"So now what do you guys wanna do?" Sango said.
"Well, the school staff would probably be asleep by now, and they'll expect every student to be asleep. So, we can't do anything loud," Kagome said.
"So much for raping the guys," Ayame sarcastically mumbled. The girls giggled in unison. Then, they started to clean up. Sango piled up the boys' beanbags by their door while Kagome put the girls' beanbags in the middle of the room and Ayame threw all of the trash away. After about five minutes, the girls met up in their bedroom.
"So what's our topic for tonight?" Sango asked, shutting the bedroom door.
"Boys!" Ayame said. The three girls jumped on to their respective beanbags and sat cross-legged.
"Okay, how about we say our crushes, and then we play Spin The Bottle, Truth or Dare style?" Kagome suggested. Her friends nodded in approval.
"Who do you have a crush on, Sango?" Ayame asked.
Sango blushed. "Miroku."
"Why?"
"Well, um, he's cute." She couldn't describe her feelings for him. "What about you, Kagome? Who do you like? Not that we all don't know already."
Kagome giggled a little at what her response is gonna be. "I think it's kinda obvious. Inuyasha. He's sexy!" Her friends burst out laughing.
"Considering how many times you hugged him and hang out with him, I'd say you liked him, too. And how about you, Ayame?"
"Kouga. Oh yeah, he's got that six pack!" The girls laughed again.
Suddenly, Sango asked Kagome, "What exactly happened between you and Inuyasha in the closet earlier today?" Ayame snorted and a blushing Kagome smiled shyly.
"Well, we were just laughing about how we twitch when we poke each other and when Ayame shouted, 'You better not have farted or I'll kick your ass'," Kagome answered. Sango and Ayame giggled. "And then, he asked me if I was mad about how he landed on top of me when we played tag. Then, you guys opened the door."
"Seven minutes in heaven!" Sango sang in a high-pitched voice. The girls laughed at the memory of how Inuyasha and Kagome reacted when Sango said that. "Okay, who has the bottle?"
Ayame pulled out the bottle and put it in the middle of the girls. "I'll spin first." She spun it and and the nozzle pointed to Sango. "Okay, Sango, I dare you to go into the other room and do the Chicken Dance in the dark," Ayame said. Kagome laughed with her lips pressed tightly together.
"Okay, then." Followed by Ayame and Kagome, she went into the boys' bedroom and performed the dare while Kagome recorded it on her video camera. Afraid of getting caught, Sango quickly darted out of the room and back into her own bedroom with the other two girls on her heels. The girls laughed as Kagome played the video over and over.
"Okay, let's get cereal here. Sango, spin the bottle," Kagome said.
Sango spun the bottle and it landed on herself. "What do I do?" she asked. Her friends shrugged and told her to spin again. She did and it landed on Ayame. "Okay, Ayame, I dare you to moon Kouga." Kagome burst out laughing and Sango giggled.
"Shit . . . fine I'll do it." Ayame tiptoed to the other room and mooned Kouga while Kagome recorded it. The girls ran out and went back to their bedroom and Kagome replayed the video. They laughed until their sides hurt. "I'm surprised that the guys still aren't awake," Ayame said, spinning the glass Coca-Cola bottle. It landed on Kagome. The redhead racked her brain to find a dare that'll embarrass Kagome. "Okay, Kagome, since Inuyasha was on top of you earlier, I dare you to get on top of HIM." Sango burst out laughing and Kagome's jaw dropped to the floor.
"G-get . . . on . . . top . . . of . . . I-Inuyasha?" Kagome stammered. Ayame nodded as Sango lightly pounded the floor, laughing. "Isn't there another option?"
"Well, if you don't wanna do that dare, you can always flash him. If you refuse to do both of them, we will do a HUGE prank to embarrass you in front of Inuyasha." In reality, Ayame had no clue how she'll pull that off.
Kagome sighed. "Oh, god. Fine, I'll do it. But if he wakes up . . . you are so dead," Kagome threatened, glaring daggers at her friends. She stood up and walked over to the boys' bedroom with her friends following her. Sango was going to videotape it and Ayame was going to take pictures of the dare. (Her and her Evil Camera Of Doom . . .)
Kagome quietly turned the knob and crept into the dark room, only to be guided by the silver moonlight shining through the window. Sango started recording and Ayame got her digital camera ready. Kagome found Inuyasha's bed by the closet and slowly straightened up to find an angel sleeping so peacefully on the mattress.
He's so cute when he's asleep! If only he and I were the only ones here . . . Kagome shook the dirty thought out of her head and hesitated. She slowly climbed up on to the bed and lined her body parts up with Inuyasha's. Sango and Ayame silently laughed and Ayame took a picture. Kagome was about to get off of him when she felt two arms wrap around her waist and pulled her closer to the long-haired beauty. Kagome gasped and looked over at her friends, who were snorting and laughing as quietly as they could. Kagome did her best to break away from Inuyasha's grip, but he was still stronger than her, even in his sleep. What do I do?! Kagome thought with panic.
Why do I feel a lot of weight on top of me? Inuyasha opened his sleepy golden eyes and saw a struggling Kagome in his arms on top of him! "What the hell?" he yelled a little too loud.
"What happened, Inuyasha?" Miroku quickly got up and turned on the lights. Now, everyone saw what was going on. In the corner of the room was Miroku's bed with the blankets kicked off. By the window was Kouga's bed with a sleepy Kouga rubbing his eyes. Near the door was Sango and Ayame laying on their stomachs with Ayame holding a digital camera and Sango with a video camera. And last, but definitely not least, was Inuyasha's bed, with Kagome laying on top of Inuyasha and Inuyasha holding her, with their blushing faces only about two inches apart.
"Well, hello!" Kouga half-yelled, surprised. "Inuyasha, have you already developed feelings for Kagome in less than a week? Two thumbs up, my good man!" He put up both thumbs.
"No, Kagome and I weren't doing anything! I was just sleeping and next thing I knew, I found Kagome laying on top of me!"
"Kagome? Is there something you've been hiding from us?" Miroku slowly asked.
"Huh? No, I am NOT a playgirl!" Kagome shouted. Sango and Ayame snorted loudly and laughed.
"What are you two doing here?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Um . . . . . Laying here . . . ?"
"Actually, what were YOU doing on top of ME?!" Inuyasha turned to Kagome, who was still on top of him.
"Uh . . . I guess I was sleepwalking . . . Make that sleeplaying. Now let go of me!" Kagome squirmed out of his grasp.
"You girls got a lot of explaining to do," Kouga said. All three guys stared at the nervous girls.
"Um . . ." Ayame looked around for a distraction. "Weeeell . . . Hey look, TV!" She pointed to the TV. The guys dumbly looked at the TV while the girls retreated back to their bedroom. "God, that was close!" Ayame gasped as she quickly locked the door. "Let's see the video."
"I recorded the whole thing, from start to finish," Sango explained. She played the video, from the part where Kagome opened the guys' bedroom door to when the three girls retreated.
"Dammit! Now Inuyasha thinks that I'm a slut, and I haven't even had a boyfriend yet!" Kagome moaned and groaned.
"Let's try to forget this. Maybe we should just go to sleep," Sango suggested. The girls nodded and after a long silence, they all fell asleep.
Dun dun . . . DUN!! Kagome's in quite a pickle.
Wait . . .
Why is it in a pickle? Why not a donut? And why do you say someone's in a pickle when they have a problem? I understand that it'd be really difficult to be stuck in a pickle, but you could always EAT your way out. Riiiiight?
Neh, whatever. Life has many weird sayings and people. Preview Time:
Everyone began cheering and screaming, "Cat Fight!"
