PUT DOWN THE GUNS AND KNIVES PEOPLE, I HAD THE CASE OF ~Dramatic pause~ writer's block. But here is chapter 14!
Chapter 14: We are so dead...
Alyssa POV
"You sure?" "Larry, if you don't get those forged spongebob briefs out of my face..." I started. We had only been on this plane for not even an HOUR yet, and Larry was already trying to scam people. "Come on! they're only $350 each!" "NO!" I screamed at him. I was about to lose it. "Oh, Violent." I said. "Will you please switch seats with me before I STRANGLE my sweet little blue-haired brother?" I asked her.
"Last time I checked, I was 17 and you were 12" Ludwig said from behind my seat. "Not you! I was talking about Larry! He keeps asking me if I want some briefs like I'm some kind of guy!" Larry looked at me funny. "You mean, you're not?" He asked me confused. "NO YOU LITTLE CRAP, I'M NOT!" I shouted so loud I was sure everyone on the plane could hear me.
"Calm down guys, we're already here!" Violent said. "But you said it would be a long ride to Isle Delfino!" Roy said. "Prove it." Violent responded. Roy looked back at the previous chapter. "Oh, I guess you didn't, then." Roy shrugged. Everyone got off of the plane. "Now Morton, where did Junior say he would go once he got here?" Violent asked Morton.
"Well, he didn't really tell me much information, but I think he said something about painting, or something..." He trailed off. "That's it? We're not going to get anywhere with that information!" Roy said, slapping Morton on his head. "Wait, who is that over there?" Wendy asked. The figure had a shadow-y complexion with a bib around his face and a paintbrush in his hand.
"That must be him! Let's GO!" Violent said. The figure saw us running towards him, and he ran off into a dark alley. We went after him. "Why is he running away?" I asked, out of breath. "Yeah, he's like 10x faster than he used to be!" Iggy added. Finally, we had him cornered. "Okay Junior, we've had our fun. Now, come on and let's go home before Bowser knows your gone.
"Junior?" The figure called out. "I'm not Junior, it's-a me, MARIO!" He said snatching the bib off of his face. "WHAAT?" Everyone yelled at the exact same time. "Yes-a, my plan went perfectly! First, I kidnapped that brat and took his paintbrush and bib! Then, The fat grey one came into his room, so I had to think fast. I put on the bib, and told him I was going to Isle Delfino.
"Wait, why did you tell him where you were going?" Larry asked. "SHUT UP! I'M-A TELLING THE DAMN STORY! now, where was I?" Mario said. "Oh yeah. So I-a told him where I was going. I figured he couldn't keep a secret, and he was going to tell the rest of you-a idiots so that's when I decided to masquerade as Junior to make you all come here to "rescue" him, and here-a we are now!"
"But why did you kidnap Junior?" I asked. "Glad you asked. I had to do something to Bowser for stealing my ex from me, so I kidnapped his son, something that is important to him! HAHAHAAA!" Mario had a crazed look in his eyes. "Dude, she broke up with you because you were to obsessed with mushrooms! She said you ate them everyday!" I told him. "They were for my...private areas..." Mario said quietly.
Violent and the koopalings started to laugh. "QUIET! you don't-a know what it's like, having an itch you can't scratch!" That just made Violent and the others laugh even harder. "Okay-a, you asked for this!" He said, pulling out Junior's paintbrush. He blasted us into a bottomless paint portal. "AAAAH!" everyone screamed as we fell down. We finally landed into a steel cage.
"Back to square one for me, I Guess." I said sighing. "OW! I broke a nail!" Wendy whined. "Chill out, Wends. You're a guy, tough it out." Larry said. "I AM NOT A GUY, I AM A PETITE YOUNG WOMAN!" Wendy said. "So, you're not a guy?" Larry asked. "No, Larry." Everyone said in at the same time. "Well, it's about time you guys came for me!" We heard a voice from the other side of the cage. It was Junior.
"JUNIOR!" we all said, hugging him. "Are you okay?" Violent asked him. "Yeah, I am. Last thing I remembered was being tied up and put in here. How did you guys get here?" Junior asked. "It's a long...and funny... story" Violent answered smirking. "Hey,do you guys smell that? Smells like..." Larry started. "US BEING COOKED!" Wendy screamed. Strange paint lava was rising up to the cage, and the cage was beginning to get hot.
The paint lava was now to our feet, and we began to climb to the even hotter cage bars. "YEOWCH!" Roy exclaimed. "This cage is hotter than you, Violent!" "Do you want me to kick you down to the bottom of the cage?" Violent scowled at Roy. "Sorry." "I-I can't hold on much longer! guys! Aaaah!" Larry said falling down below. "LARRRRRRRYYYYY!"
Cliffhanger! Muahaha! HEY, PUT THAT PITCHFORK DOWN OVER THERE! I'll update tommarow, maybe! R & R in the meantime, guys! Now if you'll excuse me I have to run for my life from some flaming arrows! BYEEE!