She Said, He Said

by Rahab Morgan

The Royai 100 themes explored through dialogue, and in 100 words or less. Everything from crack to angst to... well, nothing's off limits. Updates once a week, because that's all I can handle right now.

14. Covered Eyes

14. Covered Eyes

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"Sir, please move your hands."

"I have a surprise for you, Lieutenant."

"Every day where I don't have to shoot you is a surprise, sir."

"C'mon, just play along for a minute."

"Fine, sir."

"All right, come with me! Watch your step."

"I can't watch anything, sir. Your hands are over my eyes."

"Shh.

"Okay, we're here!"

"Here doesn't mean anything, sir. You still have your hands over my eyes."

"Oh. Sorry."

"We're still in your office, sir."

"Yes."

"Why?"

"For complaining as much as you do that I don't do my paperwork, you sure don't notice when I do."