This is really really random but... Ta da! Chapter 14!
Enjoy x
Polly-Night-Cullen
Bella, Jasper, Rosalie
JASPER!
Yeah?
HEY!
Hey…?
HI!
Hi… Yeah sorry what is the point in this conversation?
I WANNA!
Wanna what? And you don't have to shout. I'm right here. And even if I wasn't I'd still be able to hear you.
HA! CHOCOLATE ROCKET!
What? Erm… Bella, may I ask you a personal question?
BLOP! RAWR!
How much caffeine have you had today?
ZIPPY ZAPPY! OOOOOOOOO! I AM A VAMPIRE! YOU ARE A LEPRICORN! I AM A VAMPIRE! YOU ARE A LEPRICORN!
You know what, I'll just take that as a couple of gallons.
Ugh! Why is the kitchen covered in empty coke cans?!
EDWARD DID IT!
Edward is out hunting.
IT WAS ALL ALICE!
Alice is at the mall with Esme.
EMME-
He's out hunting with Edward.
CA-
And Carlisle is at the hospital today. Everyone's gone. Even Renesmee and Fido the mutt.
BU- BU- YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!
Bella, you're the only perso-
WHERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE?!
Gee? Where oh where? Oh yeah! All the empty cans in the kitchen!
NOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
You're already dead Bella.
NOOOOO! I'M DOOMED!