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This couldn't be good. A squirrel being dazzled by Edward would mean that it wasn't going to leave. Nothing that was dazzled by Edward ever left…which explains why we still have Bella.
"Oh. My. God," Edward had his hand on his head with a look that said 'I'm about to blow up'. I looked up at Edward's arm where the squirrel was attached. Yellow looking fluid was sliding down his arm and onto the floor. Emmett's laughter boomed throughout the airport.
"Alright…Let's get you and this animal in the car," Esme suggested and then led us to the cars. Emmett, Rosalie, and Esme go into one. Me, Bella, Edward…and the squirrel got into the other. I pulled myself into the driver's seat, Edward shot me a glare.
"You think you can drive with a squirrel on your arm?" I laughed and put the keys into ignition. Edward took a seat in the back with Bella. He grunted unhappily and put his arm around Bella's shoulder with a fake yawn. The squirrel climbed on top of Edwards shoulder and nuzzled into his neck.
The whole ride was quiet, except for little chippers that came out of the squirrel. When we got home we all gathered in the living room. Carlisle and Jasper were waiting, when they saw the squirrel Carlisle toppled over in laughter. Jasper kept a strait face but inside you could tell he was very amused. The squirrel was still perched on top of Edwards shoulder. We all gathered on the couches in the middle of the living room.
"So, Victoria's gone…" Carlisle started, "But I see we have a new friend to deal with."
"Yep, the squirrel is dazzled by Edward," I explained. Jasper nodded and studied the creature.
"He looks a little stupid," Jasper decided.
"I bet Emmett could pull a trick on him," Bella joked, but then immediately took back the remark. Emmett's eyes were getting big. It was his thinking face.
"Brain blast!" He shouted and jumped to his feet. We all stared at him.
"What?" Rosalie broke the silence.
"It's a secret," Emmett told her.
"Umm…no its not," Edward laughed, "But I love the idea, let's go," They both stood up and went upstairs, leaving the rest of us to wonder.
"What are they gonna do?" Bella asked.
"I don't know, it's your fault they're doing anything," Rosalie crossed her arms and sat back in the chair.
"Alice!" Edward called down the stairs, "We need your help!" They called me up before I could defend Bella; Esme did it for me though.
"Rosalie, its not Bella's fault," she scolded her 'daughter'.
I ran up the stairs to see Edward and Emmett. They were sitting on the counter in my bathroom. As soon as I got in Emmett jumped off, closed the door, and pressed the lock.
"Where's the glue?" Emmett sat me on the toilet and turned the light on above me. Just like a police investigation.
"What glue?" I asked angelically.
"The glue that we used to glue this little rat to the tree last time," Edward asked, still on the counter.
"Oh…that glue. Umm, I think it's in your room Emmett," I told him. He stared down at me. He slipped out of the room and went to his room. He came back with a extra large bottle of glue, I immediately wondered what he used all of the glue for.
"Check," Emmett check off an imaginary list.
"Now all we need is some cardboard," Edward prompted. I quickly scampered off the toilet and opened a cabinet under the sink. I pulled out a huge piece of cardboard, about the size of two Edwards. It was covered with nail polish samplings. About 5000 nail polish samplings.
"Why do you have this?" Edward looked at me weirdly.
'I test all of my nail polishes on here, and pair them with other nail polishes that would look good together!" I showed him a small chart on the cardboard. He only nodded and continued to work on his plan with Emmett.
"Next we need your makeup," Emmett told me.
"It's all right here," I told him as I motioned towards the rest of the bathroom. It was filled with all typed of products.
"Perfect," Emmett rubbed his hands together, "Now we start," He took the glue and poured a little bit onto the cardboard. He leaned into the squirrel, I had no idea what he was about to do.
"Hey baby," he winked at the squirrel. Oh no. He was trying to seduce it again. He wasn't very good at it.
"Wanna go for a ride?" He wasn't even trying; he was just flirting with it. Flirting with a squirrel…
I laughed, it broke Emmett's seriousness.
"Aliiiiceee!" He whined and stomped his foot, "You ruuuinnedd it!"
"Sorry?" I laughed more.
"Eddie, I don't think its working…you should try, you're the one who dazzles him anyways,"
"Are you serious Emmett?" Edward stared at him with a blank face, "No way,"
"Pllleeeassseeeee? Do it for me Eddie?" He blinked his eye lashes a billion times and sprouted a pout.
"Fine," Edward agreed angrily and looked into the squirrels eyes.
"Come here Mr. Squirrel," Edward stuck out his tongue a little, I grimaced, "I love you, Mr. Squirrel," The squirrel jumped off of Edwards shoulder and landed in the sticky glue. Edward winked at the squirrel one more time. The squirrel was frozen…heartbroken that Edward would leave him. The glue dried quickly and they began working on the next step of their project.
Emmett got out some lipstick and began to spread it across the squirrel's mouth, he didn't seem to mind. Edward applied some eye shadow and blush to its lips. Emmett directed me to put on the nail polish. Once he was done we picked him up and began to bring him downstairs.
"Boy is Bella gonna flip when she hears that I seduced a squirrel," Edward murmured and put his hand to his head.
That green button is tempting…I know. It would be a lot less tempting if you clicked it.
Sorry it's so short :(
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~Brooke :)