A/N: And we have controversy! Why? Because I wanna! Actually, I wanted to give you guys a list. Just, something to let you all know that I haven't forgotten about this little experiment that has since blown all up.
Disclaimer: World Wide Pants controls everything associated with "The Late Show" where as Disney controls everything associated with Kim Possible. Personally, I control everything associated with...um...my...laptop. Yeah, my laptop.
Special thanks to the following for their reviews of the last chapter. Even if they didn't get the jokes: Kwebs, kim's 1 fan, Michael Howard, Mengsk, CaptainIT, Pharaoh Rutin Tutin, screaming phoenix, acosta perez jose ramiro, RonHeartbreaker, storyreader51, Samurai Crunchbird
Late Show host David Letterman leaned back in his chair and looked out over the audience before him. "Folks, our Kim Possible writer suggested the we here at the Late Show give a read at the many fine stories over at that fanfiction website."
"Did you get a chance to read some stories?" Paul Schaffer, the leader of the CBS Orchestra asked.
"Indeed I did, Paul, and, while there was a lack of Mitt Romney," Dave then turned over to a picture of the governor and let out a long and loving "Wow."
"Dave! Dave! Focus!" Paul said, trying to get Dave back on track.
Dave returned his attention back to the audience. "I suddenly want a cheese pizza. Anyways, I did go, and I found out that I really do like the relationship pairing of Kim and Shego."
"C'mon Dave! You can't be serious! Kim and Ron belong together!" Paul said in a mock angry tone.
"We'll settle that after the show, Paul, but now, our writer has been becoming intrigued with KiGo, and he sent us a list," Dave said and then pulled a blue card off his desk and held it high in the air. "Ladies and gentlemen, here in my right hand is tonight's top ten list."
On the screen for the audience, a camera zipped by a computer animated setting of the numbers 10 through 1 sitting at computers typing away.
"From the home office in Owasso, Oklahoma. Top ten good things about being a Kigo author."
"You mean other than the constant ridicule of K/R authors?" Paul asked.
Dave let out a small chuckle and flipped the card around in his hand. "Here again, the top ten good things about being a KiGo author. Number ten: Can now go to a lesbian bar for 'research'."
"Number nine: You no longer get bothered by the line 'Is that a mole rat in your pocket'."
"Number eight: Get to hang out with a group of fun and exciting people that all hate the phrase 'Kim Stoppable'."
"Number seven: You'll get a batch of delicious cookies made with love from King in Yellow."
"Number six: Can write a whole plethora of going green jokes and not be sucking up to Al Gore."
"Although Twinky jokes are still off the table," Dave said before going forward with the list.
"Number five: Writing under shady palm trees. Oh, I'm sorry, that's a good thing of being a Key Largo author."
"Number four: Lesbians is fun."
"Aww, c'mon! That's just not right," Dave said, then kept reading.
"Number three: You get to fight in all the shipping wars you want."
"Number two: Automatically gets you a Christmas card from the fine folks over at Slash Haven."
"Wow, a Christmas card in the middle of summer. Impressive," Dave said and then continued on.
"And the number one good thing about being a KiGo author: No longer have to worry about that pesky canon."
"There you have it folks, we'll be right back with Ron Pearlman!" Dave said as the show cut away to a commercial.
