Author's Note:

Sorry about the new chapters being late and all... I just wanted to finish one of my stories. Now that I did that, I'm going to start to work on this story, but... it's so long ;-;...

Chapter 14:

The Freakiest Town You'll Ever Find!

-Pich's POV-

I yawned as I blinked a couple of times. The morning... gummy... greeted me with a yellow grin. I licked my lips. They were delicious! Then, I realized it was high in the sky as a replacement for the sun. I frowned. "Dang it! That... delicious... thing...," I whispered to myself.

I sighed, got up, and I decided to go get some food. My stomach grumbled as it asked for food. I looked around, and I spotted a restaurant. I smiled. I guess it was good to save that Poke! Then, I thought about my friends. Would they be waiting for me? I shook my head. They would always be waiting for me. I stared off into the distance towards the guild. How would I get there? Would I get there? "Palkia... come on! You just let me stay here?" I muttered, angry about him.

Sorry! Diagla again! said a voice in my head. I sighed. Seriously? What an excuse.

"Really?" I asked him. "You really think that I would fall for that?"

What do you mean? Diaga really is chasing me! ... HE HIT ME! GOTTA GO! BYE! His voice could no longer be heard. He was better than Eve or Squirt at least. I walked towards the restaurant, a little spooked by being alone. Although... it wasn't that bad because... actually it was creepy. Gummy-looking creatures walking around. They looked so real that I almost bit into a yellow one. I slowly walked into the restaurant trying to look as natural as possible. Surprisingly enough, the restaurant waitress, waiters, and the ones working there were Pokémon. There were dressed up in... candy? This town was completely creepy! COMPLETELY DEDICATED TO CANDY! I gulped as I noticed the only food they served was candy. I walked out. No, I ran out. The Pokémon were chasing me. CHASING ME. It's the most freakiest thing ever! They force customers to eat candy! Normally, adults would not approve of this! I think... that would be really great right now! I screamed. I screamed for my life.

A FEW MOMENTS AFTER...

I looked around, breathing heavily. I ran all the way... probably to the other side of town. I yelped in surprise as they came from all directions. I silently asked for help to Palkia, the only one I could trust.

Sorry pal! Candy is candy! You should love it! replied the old... sarcastic... freak. No way! I take back my comment about "the only one I could trust"! There is no way some Pokémon like that would abandon a... ... I hate to say it, but... some 6-year-old-ish Pok- WHATEVER! I even forgot my age! I'll just ask Squirt and Eve some day! The Pokémon were coming closer to me with a chant:

Candy. Oh holy candy... except this candy soul!

Candy. Oh holy candy... EXCEPT THIS CANDY SOUL!

If it's not a candy soul... we'll eat it.

...
Actually, they weren't that bad. They just chanted the word "candy" over and over. Like I said, COMEPLETELY DEDICATED TO CANDY! I freaked out, and by accident, I shocked those Pokémon. Guess they weren't used to such extreme electricity! I chuckled at my own power. Then, I groaned. My vision was getting dizzy. I would be able to stand up, but... doing that would be a good idea! I started running as more candy started chasing me like crazy. WHAT WAS UP WITH THIS FREAKISH TOWN?

A FEW MORE MOMENTS AFTER...

I looked around again. Breathing heavily once more. I was probably out from town a few miles! The Pokémon wouldn't chase me this far would they? No... they were creepy enough to do something like that.

I regret... EVERYTHING. I regret landing here in the Yum Gum Mountains. Wailord, my friend! Save me! I plunged into the ocean I never knew was there. I swam away... as far as I could until the Yum Gum Mountains were nothing but a speck in the distance. I widened my eyes as I noticed Pokémon swimming to me... SWIMMING TO ME! Swimming was a skill that barely anyone knew (of course, excluding the water type Pokémon), and yet here I am, being chased like this! I screamed at the top of my lungs. They almost collapsed. With extreme speed, I swam to my limit all the way to another island I had spotted. The Pokémon were gone. No... there were in front of me. I gulped, and I lunged up from the water, sparkling. I landed onto the land a little far from were the Pokémon were. Was this their daily routine? Was this what they did with every customer that they had that just came in and ditched them? I didn't ditch them... of course I didn't! (maybe... snicker)

"Oh dear customer! Why did you leave us?" asked an Espeon. I shrugged.

"Um, maybe because your restaurant was crazy enough to be left alone?" I nervously answered as the Espeon tipped her head slowly... left and right.

"Don't worry! We'll treat you nicely! Now, just surrender yourself or else!" she said, grinning. I stepped back, but I stopped as soon as I noticed I was only getting closer to more Pokémon. The freaky ones. The Espeon sounded like a serial killer with what she was saying... I turned around, and I ran as fast as I could. I didn't care about freaking other workers! This Espeon was different! She is like the most respected! Why? They had parted to make a line for her to walk through. That's how I knew! That's how crazy they were! Did they have a code like lieutenant, commander, and stuff? That Wailord! He must've known!

-Wailord's POV-

Stupid Pichu. I snickered. He should learn his lesson for thinking he could get a free ride on my beautiful back!

-Pich's POV-

I leaped over the other Pokémon like last time. I ran faster, in fact, twice as fast.

"NOOO! It can't end like this!" I screamed as the vicious Pokémon got closer to me. Their speed was incredible! "HELP MEEEE!"

I tried to make a funny chapter since everything else was more serious... lol?

So kids! Here's a lesson: Candy can be dangerous!