Sorry for the absence of a proper title, but my creativity's running a tad low lately. Been playing Halo 3. :3

(If you want to play me, my Gamertag is "PY687." Duh!)

Chapter XIV: Whatever

Zelda's Room

Py: Hey Zelda, we got a-

Drew: Where did she go?

Py: I have no idea…

A loud sound is suddenly heard, and Jedediah breaks through the castle walls with his car.

Jed: Hey guys, can you hear me?

Py: Did you hear something?

Drew: Yeah, it sounded like someone called us from the level below.

Py: Oh, great… Sounds like Jed. Let's skedaddle!

With Zelda

Zelda: Let's see: Plan A will allow me to trap Drew here and have him drown while I strangle Py… but Plan B will have them both spiked from these stalactites from the ceiling… Oh, which one should I use? Hmm, maybe I can do Plan C…

Suddenly, light shows in the dark room.

Py: Hey Drew, it looks like I found a secret plotting room!

Drew: Really? It looks like scheming to me.

Py: Err, no. I know plotting when I see it.

Drew: Oh. Hey, what is that strange shadow in there- it moved!

Py: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Drew: No, really! I think it is Zelda… but it looks like she is doing something to herself…!

Py suggestively: Ooh! Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

Drew: … You are crazy.

Py: Hey, can I help it if I like Red versus Blue?

Drew: Maybe she's trying to draw a knife from there.

Py: Concealed in that spot? I don't think so.

Zelda: Gah! What are you two doing here?

Drew: Um… What are you doing in here?

Zelda: I was just… straightening my dress in my secret plotting room! That's all!

Py: Right… (Told you so!)

Zelda: Don't make me kill you.

Drew: BUUURN!!! (Who cares?)

Py: I thought you were on my side!

Zelda: Heh, looks like he's smarter than you!

Drew: BUUURN!!!

Py: Quit your burning!

Drew: No, really! Something's burning! It's Zelda's dress!

Py: Eek, fire!

Py screams his head off and runs away.

Drew: Uh, Py? You dropped your head.

Ha.

Py on ground: Grr, stupid underlines!

Py's body tries picking his head up and stumbles.

Py on ground: What the- No I don't!

Zelda: That's gross!

Drew: Shouldn't you put that fire out?

Zelda: I'm only practicing my magic.

Drew: I thought you said you were straightening your dress…?

Zelda: Err, yeah… Well, I was doing both.

The headless Py comes back with a bucket of water in his hands. He sprays the water all over Zelda.

Py on ground: Zelda: stop, drop and roll!

Zelda: I thought you hated me; why are you saving me unnecessarily?

Py on ground: 'Cause Drew and I need you to get us home.

The headless Py picks his head back up from the ground and screws it back atop the body.

Jed scared: Scarred for life, scarred for life…!

Py: What scar? I don't see any scars! I thought I made sure to miraculously grow my skin back together without any gaps!

Drew: And how did you get up here?

Jedediah: The italics brought me here.

Py grumbling: Curse those italics.

We heard that!

Drew hushed: Shh! Do not anger the almighty italics.

Py: I'll anger the italics if I want to!

Do you want to?

Py: Yes.

Fine.

In Death Mountain Mines

Py: Gah! Why'd you bring me here?

We want to watch you burn to death.

Py: Ooh, that's morbid. And I have armor…

Perhaps. Would you rather us take you to Ganondorf?

Py: I thought he was dead.

He always comes back. He's a nuisance that way…

I am having finals next week, so probably not much from me until after Valentine's Day.

Btw, my friend's birthday is today, and mine's coming up in thirteen more days!