Hidan's Whatthefuckever
321h day of the 389th year R.S. disappeared
That little bitch!
Fuck! How could she dare to do this?
I know why she'd want to fucking do this but dammit, did she have to go with the puppet fucker and go Kami knows where? Fuck! I could have helped her. I was helping her! When I find that little pussy she's going to regret ever thinking about leaving me.
I haven't been calm since I woke up to find her, the puppet fucker and the fish face gone. None of us has been thanks to lea-fucking-der! As if it's our fault for that little pussy for running away with two of the members. We were all knocked out thanks to the poison loving shit that ran away with my… my… fuck my woman!
I don't care what anyone else says but Jashin-sama says she's mine so that means she's my fucking woman. And I will find her and those two fuck faces and enjoy carving their flesh. Not Akuma since I need to punish her in a very different way.
Because of those fuckers Leader hasn't let us rest since we woke up. We need to find her and those two other fuckers. Don't know why he would bother trying since anyone who leaves Akatsuki is eventually found with a pole through their chests. Must be because they're too powerful or some shit like that. Akuma I can understand sort of. She has that natural tendency to sense the Jinchuuriki and anything with high chakra.
But fuck! I'm still mad about that bitch running off with the puppet fucker. And a little betrayed. Why couldn't she tell me about the plan? If it's more of that 'saving' bullshit I swear I will just kill myself. I honestly can't see a good side to this when I'm pissed as hell. I killed five priests in the last thirty minutes because of it. I can already hear her voice telling me I'm an idiot and to man up and stop acting like a child throwing a tantrum. On what planet did I allow her voice to become my conscious?
I will find her though. That I know for sure. Jashin-sama tells me I will. And my god is never wrong. That little bitch better be ready for me. I won't forgive her so easily for this.
HIDAN
GM NASAI: As you can tell I had a lot of fun writing as Hidan. I probably shouldn't have but... It kind of felt good in a weird way. Sorry for taking so damn long writing this chapter. I had a lot of things going on this past week that I really have no excuse for... no wait I do. I started working (extern) at the hospital in the Urology department. Not my best week since I was a bitch to everyone. Well not at work but at home. Wasn't far but hey, can't exactly cuss out the patients otherwise I'd get kicked out and I am not that stupid. Anyway please review.