Heh, this one isn't quite so long...but hopefully funny! ;) mwahahaha! Ya know, I'm really fond of doing evil laughter, but I can't do it in real life. :( it sucks.
Sooooo...this chappie is a request fill from kimbee, I really hope you like it! *-* ehehehe!
But you peeps don't want to listen to me ramble! ...or maybe you do. But I don't think most of you do, so let us proceed!
Disclaimer: I do not own the avengers. See! I have said it! What more d'ya want, Marvel?!
Steve was in the kitchen reading the newspaper peacefully when a loud yell ruined his perfectly good morning.
"God dammit! Stupid coffee maker!" The voice was unmistakably Tony's. Who else would yell about coffee in the morning. He also did it in the middle of the night if he was working on a project.
Steve jumped about a foot in the air, glaring at the billionaire. "Tony, people are still sleeping, quiet down."
"But the coffee maker isn't working!" Tony pouted like a little kid.
"Tony, if you don't like the coffee maker, why don't you just make your own?" Pepper said as she came in yawning.
Tony got his slightly crazy 'I am going to build a rocket and send it to Pluto and start building a city there' look. Pepper groaned.
"Tony, don't—"
"That's such a great idea! I can add all these upgrades to make it cook eggs for me too!" Tony yelled excitedly and running off to his lab.
Pepper sighed and said, "Well, this is just peachy."
Thor entered just then, and his eyes lit up. "I am familiar with peaches! We have them on Asgard!" He said happily. "Tell me, where may these peaches be? I long for a familiar fruit!"
"There aren't any peaches around. It's just...a figure of speech." Pepper said uncomfortably. Thor looked confused.
"So...something is covered in peach?" He tried.
Pepper blinked. "Um...No...what made you think that?"
"You said that something was peachy. Therefore something must be covered in peach." Thor said like it explained everything.
"No, there are no peaches, it's a figure of speech meaning something that is great." Pepper said with strained patience.
"Then something is great?" Thor said.
"I was using sarcasm!"Pepper said, trying not to yell.
Thor lost it. "I DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! IT IS MAKING MY BRAIN EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOODE!" He screamed, running away.
Steve watched all this in silence, eyebrows steadily moving upward. When Thor had his outburst, they disappeared completely into his hair. "This happens sometimes, Steve," he muttered to himself. "Get used to it."
Thor didn't even have to touch a peach this time! :D
...there's always something I want to say in the author notes, but I can never remember what...
Review, please? *gives you the puppy dog eyes*