Poland,
I'm sorry I haven't gotten to your place yet.
Pink-winged unicorns, ponies, and other equestrian animals are marching (er, trotting; galloping?) across my place.
Once again- are you behind this? Because my people are saying they are coming from Poland. And at the moment, they appear to be crossing my borders into Belarus'. Heh, she's cute.
But never mind her. The animals are keeping me form going anywhere. I guess I'll communicate you with letters still.
Our Commonwealth was nice. Over 200 years. Speaking of, May 3rd is coming up. You know, from the Constitution of May 3, 1791. I doubt you'd remember, though...
Lithuania
Dear Lithuania,
Ummm, I, like, have no idea what' you're talking about but if you, like, see one with a purple Mohawk that's totally Jakob and he'll, like, give you a ride back to my place…which is totally not where they came from. B-Belarus huh…I'm cute too ya' know, and I, like, have better legs than her…maybe I should grow my hair longer…anyway I remember May 3rd! It's your birthday—no umm…it's, like,…boss, like, help me out here. *completely different handwriting* The May 3 Constitution was designed to redress long-standing political defects of the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth and its traditional system of "Golden Liberty" conveying disproportionate rights and privileges to the nobility. The Constitution introduced political equality between townspeople and nobility (szlachta) and placed the peasants under the protection of the government,thus mitigating the worst abuses of serfdom. *goes back to normal* Haha s-see I totally remembered.
Tell Jakob to take his time,
Poland.
A/N: Google I lurv yew xDD