Hey, look who felt like writing today. Yay I have no idea what this chapter will be about, so I'm gonna wing it as per usual. I might spell check this, but let's face it I'm a special kind of lazy. Onward to the next chapter!
"Why did I think this would be fun!" I screamed while running around like crazy. I saw Luffy and Ussop laughing at me, assholes! Let me back track a little. This morning we landed at a small island that was abandoned so we could relax a little. Well I saw a beehive and wondered if I could get some honey out of it. I kind hit it, knocking it down, and letting the swarm go after me.
So here I am, running from a hive of bees. So now you know the story. I'm a special kind of special aren't I? Well now you see why Luffy and Ussop are laughing at me...or were laughing at me. That was until I got pissed and ran in their general directions with bees following me. We ran onto the ship and hid inside the kitchen, were an unhappy Sanji was located. "Oh, hey! I tried to get honey then the bees got angry so now I'm screwed." I explained to him with a soft chuckle.
"You trying to get us killed too?" Ussop asked me and I let out a evil grin. "Payback for laughing at meh." I explained before walking over to the fridge. "Kiwi, what are you getting from there?" Sanji asked me and I shrugged. "I dunno, maybe a new pet dog. I mean what else could be in a fridge?" I asked him with a sarcastic tone. He let out a huff and mumbled something about me needing to be a proper lady and such. I don't care though, life is fun like this.
After what seemed like forever we slowly poked our heads out and saw no signs of bees. We let out a sigh of relief before walking outside. "Let's do that again!" I said with a grin before being held back by both Luffy and Ussop. "I don't think you need to do that, Kiwi." Luffy said with a nervous grin. "Why not?" I said in an innocent voice. "We don't want to die!" Ussop exclaimed, making me roll my eyes. "It was fun though." I replied, making them sigh.
I stretched out a bit before looking for a victim. "Nami!" I said as she was drinking some liquid and working on a map. "Yes, Kiwi?" She asked and I smiled. "I'm bored, play with meh." I said while reclining onto the couch in he office. "I'm busy." Nami explained, making me pout. "I already annoyed Sanji and Ussop today though." I whined some more, hoping to hang out with the only other girl on the ship. "Maybe later..." Nami simply replied and I let out another huff of annoyance. "I won't be bored later though." I tried to explain. "Take a nap or something." Nami suggested and I shook my head. "I'm gonna annoy cabbage head." I said as I jumped up. Nami shook her head and let out a small chuckle.
I ran to the weight room and saw the one and only cabbage top. He was doing push-ups so I decided to sneak over and jump onto his back. He didn't even flinch and just continued. I sat cross legged and waited for him to speak. He never did...strange. "Cabbage head?" I questioned and he looked at me. "When did you get there?" he asked me and I gave him an odd look. "You seriously didn't notice me jumping onto you back?" I asked, quirking an eyebrow upwards. damn overpowered man, wish I could do that. he stopped suddenly and got up, almost throwing me off if I didn't cling onto him. "Let go..." He grumbled and I stuck out my tongue.
"No, I'm bored! Take me to the deck my noble steed!" I said while pointing to where I wanted to go. This resulted in him picking me up by my collar and placing me down. He was annoyed...scratch that he was pissed. "What did you call me?" he asked and I gulped. "A noble steed, be honored." I explained, swallowing my previous fear. He once again picked me up by my collar and place me outside of the gym door. I heard a click and got annoyed, bastard locked me out. Although he probably did that so he didn't kill me. "Fine, I hate cabbage anyway!" I said while turning around and running off.
Well now what do I do? Sit here like a fucking duck? Hell nah, I still have a while day left. I grabbed a mop and lathered it up and started to slide with it. I used it as a mic and started to dance and sing "Hot Wings" I think it was called from the movie Rio. I slide up and down the main deck while singing in an awkward way. It was fun though, I'll admit. "I wanna party, I wanna samba!" i said with a huge smile before almost running over Luffy.
I did the moonwalk while backing away from him and did the hat thing, since today I happened to be wearing a hat. "What are you doing Kiwi?" Luffy asked with a huge grin. "Being bored, I do weird things when I'm bored." I said while continuing to dance around. I saw Luffy vanish then come back with a mop. Let's just say it got interesting. First we were dancing and I was singing. Somehow we ended up having mop races and using mops as swords. It was all around a weird day, but I wouldn't change a thing.
I were both wiped out after our thirty seventh mop race, which so far Luffy was in the lead. we exchanged glaces and gave a huge smirk. We grabbed the mops and started to slide to the other people. They all gave us weird glance until Ussop joined the madness. "it's a live or die situation." I said in a serious voice after another hour of sliding. Luffy and Ussop both nodded and we all had our eyes on a box. We got into the ready stance and once Chopper gave us the signal we were off.
We raced to the end of the boat to get the prize of amazingness, also known as the last piece of cake on the ship. Were were pushing and shoving on our mop cars and eventually we all jumped off to reach the box. Sadly all our fingers grazed it, knocked it over, and it fell into the ocean. I all had fake tears welling up in out eyes. It was a sad moment in history for sure. Our heads sunk and we looked around before running to Sanji.
Sanji declined making us more cake since we stupidly wasted the last of it. We all ate dinner in shame and I threw one carrot at Zoro since I was pissed, resulting in me running around the ship trying to get away from him. I got into my room and jumped onto my hammock and flipped him off from the small window in the door. I fell asleep after that, man today was fun...now what should I do tomorrow? The question will always remain.
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