Author's Note
Lol. I got a comment about the drama being too much and to make them all happy. I will, I promise...for most of them. I said from the very beginning that one couple will break up. Not including this chapter, there is literally a third of the story left. I can't have a third of the story with no conflict and drama? I promise that this story will mostly end on a high note, but sorry...I can't end the drama yet.
The 5 guys were all starting to wake up, and soon found themselves on a bus "Woah, woah. Where are we?" Geoff hissed out in fatigue.
Duncan looked out of the window, and panicked "Holy shit. We are driving in the middle of nowhere" causing the other men to get nervous.
Sam shook as he realized what happened "Oh my gosh. Why...How did this happen?"
Josh walked up to them and smiled "Good morning boys, and welcome to today's field trip. Not really, but it is a Guy's day out. I am going to be studying you all on how you speak about your spouses and handle yourselves when you are not around them"
Harold groaned as he was recovering from sleeping "Are you kidding me? Only Duncan would be the one to act dumb and stray when their women are not around", causing the punk to push him.
"You wanna start something Doris? You are lucky that you even got a bitch to like you. A fat one, but still a bitch"
The redhead turned to his foe "No one honestly gives a crap about you and your ridiculous opinions. You have proven on camera many times what a dumbass you are"
Josh was annoyed with the men starting to argue as he was speaking "Would you two SHUT UP. Thank you. As I was saying, we are going to go to all the places guys go to complain about their girlfriends, and where they would go for a guy's day. How you act when your partner is not around is almost as important to the relationship as how you act with your partner around"
Geoff was confused "Wait, so where are our girls? You would not leave them at home, but..." and then realized where they were "You put my wife with that nut of a hag named MILDRED for a day?"
"She prefers to be called Blaineley" the therapist corrected.
The girls were on another bus, with Blaineley being the leader "Well, well, well. I am gonna have fun being the boss of you ladies for the day. We are at the end of the second week here, and there is a week after this. My wonderful husband decided that it was time for a girls/boys day out"
Bridgette complained "Josh must hate us if he made you be the ring leader of this "field trip" today".
"Someone needs to get that dull as dishwater whore to shut up. Anyways, today, we are going to go places where all girls go to to get away from their men, to hang out with their girls, and to do all of that. According to my husband's studies, how an individual acts without their partner is actually important to a relationship, since it shows to others how much they worth their relationship. Where do you women want to go first?" the 40-something year old woman asked.
LeShawna suggested "Well, I know that at my hair and cosmetics stores, many girls and their friends go there and gossip. It is like a bonding experience"
The redhead groaned at that idea "I remember I went into a hair-store once, and it was not a bonding sight to say the least. A bunch of catty and mean women, cheap hair products that would give me allergic reactions for 2 months. I am against that idea"
"Uh, how about we eat first? You kidnapped us onto a bus as we were all sleeping, which I COULD sue for if I wanted to, but I am not in the mood. I am sure we are ALL hungry" Courtney stated.
Blaineley did not want to go into a fast food place or a diner "Uh, how about not. Those places are so low down and gutter"
"Ooh, ooh. How about we go to a winery?" Dakota suggested before explaining "Before you all look at me like I am crazy; though Bridgette is in NO position to judge, I know this great winery where they offer good, and classy food. A lot of women I know go to the winery to hang out. It is what the classy and refined actresses and stars do anyways"
"YAAAASSSSSS. I could use me a drink after being here for 2 weeks straight" the african american agreed.
Blaineley liked the sound of that "Well, I am down for that. Off to the winery"
Gym
Mike and Sam groaned as they sat in the gym "Ugh, why are we at the gym? Why are we here to have a guys day?"
Josh explained "It is where guys hang out. It is where they bond, release their stress about their home life, and issues with their girl, and it is also where many flirting takes place between the genders. Watch and see men" as he pointed to Geoff and Duncan working out without their shirts, with many women watching.
They were on the bicep curl machines, pumping their arms, and the criminal smiled to his audience, which were ladies "Heh, the ladies love us. Mostly me, but still us" before he winked at them.
"Does people gawking over you really give you that much excitement dude? Maybe you should not be with Courtney if that is the case" the party guy suggested, as he continued working out.
A girl bit her lip as she eyed the men sweating "Wow. I bet you can bench 300. Either of you can bench me any time if you want"
Geoff looked at the girl for a second, and then awkwardly replied "Uh, thanks but no thanks", with Duncan flirting back "I am sure I can bench you in more ways than one. I bet it would make your naughtiest fantasies come true"
Sam was not surprise at all "Big deal. We all know that Duncan is a flirt, and Geoff only thinks about Bridgette. Can we leave now?"
"Well, you can definitely tell that Geoff and Duncan are otherwise engaging into some boy talk. Look at Harold trying to work out" the therapist said, as they all looked at Harold wearing undershirts, and 80's basketball shorts, singing "When I cry, my eyes get wet. I swear, it wasn't guy's sweat"
Many girls rushed up to the famous nerd "oh my gosh Harold. You are so rad", and they all embraces and awwed over the scrawny man.
"Yay. The one time a nerd will get more girls than the stoner party guy and the pierced up punk. Sam, let's go on the bus" Mike told his therapist, as the two went back on the bus.
"I am sorry ladies. I know I am da bomb; H-bomb specifically, but I only want LeGoddess' affection"
Winery
The girls were eating and chatting in laughter "Wow Blaineley. I never knew you did all of that when you were with Chris. Tell us some other juicy stories about you and Chris" begged the CIT.
The middle aged woman was actually having a good time with the women before she explained "Oh my gosh. Chris and I had THE WORST sex. For someone who had such a hot body, he had such a small penis, and NO knowledge of pleasing a woman. Anyways? Enough about me" before she poured more of the bottle in her glass.
Zoey was too interested in the story as she drank and drank more wine "Come on Blaineley. We were all just starting to bond over these Chris stories"
"Anyways, I want you all to express what issues you think the others have with their relationsh...shiiips. You all have been around one another for 2 weeks now, so you all know one another's issues pretty well. So, LET IT ALL OUT".
Dakota started, as she slurred out "W...wellll, I think Bridgette is VERY weak. She complains to everyone about what Geoff does, and whatever. He is VERY loopy, and they are so FUCKED UP because of the drugs they are using. They are not even the same people. She is very loose"
Bridgette was blown away by what the younger woman said, so she chugged her entire glass down "Excuse me Dakota? I made one damn mistake 7 years ago, but that does not mean that I am loose. You have no respect for anyone, and I am not a weak woman. I have stood up to Geoff before"
"Emphasis on Before. Bridgette, you know I love you, but you do not stand up for yourself anymore. You keep all of your negative thoughts to yourself, and you push it back. You are a lot more broken and fragile than before, and It is EATING. YOU. UP, and you NEED to grow your backbone" spoke her friend LeShawna.
Bridgette clarified in her confessional "You know, I am confused as to why LeShawna is going so hard on me. I thought she had no issues with my marriage. I love her, and I know she is looking out for me, but sometimes, she needs to learn when to not have a backbone, which has given her a lot of trouble with Harold"
"I HAVE a backbone, and you DAMN well know it LeShawna, so don't you dare try to say otherwise. Because I know when to not say certain things at certain times means I have no backbone now? Thanks friend" which everyone could tell that she was extremely surprised.
The african american girl looked at her "Bridgette; I have known you for about 10 YEARS now. You look frazzled, weaker, and thinner. The ENERGY out of you and Geoff is GONE. The LIGHT out of you two are GONE. STOP IT with these drugs. THEY are the reason why you have NO relationship with your mother. STAND UP TO HIM, and GO TO REHAB. Both of you"
Bridgette knew that a part of what was said is correct "You know what...I have a drug issue. I so. I will try to get my stuff together, but I...I can`t let my marriage fall apart. I can`t. I wo...would crush him if I to...I can`t" before getting up out of her seat and taking the bottle back to the bus.
"Weak" Dakota mumbled.
Sports bar
Harold, Mike, and Sam were playing pool in the sports bar, as Duncan is watching the sports game. The three nerdier men were speaking as they are playing "So, Harold. You and LeShawna are doing better. I am glad that one couple is doing great on this show" the gamer commented.
The redhead shrugged "Well, we are somewhat doing better. When the cameras were off, we got into a little dispute about me insulting her family. That entire situation is wearing me down man. Sometimes, I do wish that I chose someone that is lower maintenance, and have a calmer family"
"So are you saying that you regret being with LeShawna, because it is sounding like that" the ambiguously tanned man added, causing Harold to give him a side eye.
"No, I never said...well sometimes. She likes to follow a lot more than everyone thinks. She wants to be this tough black woman, and wants to have street credit, and I tarnish that for her. She loves 2 things. Me, and her reputation from her family and friends, but they clash because I am a scrawny white boy. I am not about fighting and getting hood and all of that. I am not trying to fit in with that lifestyle"
Mike interrupted him "But you are dressing like a thug, with the chains, the jogging suit, and etc. That has been your look since The Drama Brothers became big and you left Total Drama"
"Wow, Mike is an idiot. H-Bomb is a stage name and a stage outfit that I was forced to be like because of my manager. You know, it is the music business. I do like to be tough though" the redhead explained in irritant in his confessional.
Harold rolled his eyes "The last thing I want to be is a ghetto hoodrat. I dressed like that because of my stage name H-Bomb. At first, I wanted to dress like that to impress her, but then I realized that it would not work. I have never had so much drama in my life until I met her family"
Mike agreed with him "I agree. From the moment I met Zoey's family, the more craziness had taken place in my life. At least you don't have to deal with racist in laws; though it has been 4 years since I have spoken to them. And now I have to deal with the audio proof that I was sent about Duncan wanting Zoey and trying to break us up and to dump Courtney. Blaineley sent me what they said when they walked off for 12 hours after the slumber party early this week"
Sam did not know what to say "I am so sorry. I am sure that Zoey wants you; and does not even have any attraction to Duncan"
Duncan cheered when he saw his favourite team shoot a goal in the soccer net "YEAH BABY" as he high fived the drunk beside him. "Geoff, wasn't that a sweet sho..." looking beside him to see that his friend has not returned yet. He was nervous and started walking to Josh, tapping his shoulder"
"What is up Duncan?"
"Do you know where Geoff is? He has been gone for a while now"
"I had not seen him around. Look in the washroom"
"I'll do that" the punk told him as he walked across the pub and walked into the washroom, shocked at what he saw. The blonde was sniffing a line of cocaine, and did not realize anyone was there.
"Aahhhh. That is the stuff" he sighed as he sniffed the cocaine in his nose. He tried to go get a napkin in a stall, but froze when he saw his blue-eyed friend staring right at him. There was an awkwardness that both were feeling, but neither could mutter any words.
Geoff then saw a camera person behind Duncan, and bolted out of the bathroom. He was filled with embarrassment, and Duncan chased after him. They made it in the truck, and the party boy covered his face "I know what you are going to say dude. I know what all the bros and bras are gonna say. It is too hard to give up man. Thing...things have been to...too stressful for me. I have a bunch of lawsuits and cease and desists letters, my marriage is falling apart, and I have no family. I NEED this shit Duncan"
He looked at the shooken party boy, and patted him on the shoulder "You do know that maybe it is why you have been...a lot more miserable, right? Drugs is not the way dude. I have been going through it with Courtney and have considered leaving her a few times, but drugs is not gonna help you out. How do you feel about Bridgette getting into those kinds of drugs"
Geoff started to shake and sniff "It...it sucks. We have been through so much, and we were so overwhelmed, and...it was a release. I got to have fun, be the party, fun guy that I once. Thi...things went downhill when my parents died of AIDS" and he started crying.
Duncan did not know what else to do but hug the sobbing man, cooing him "Everything will be fine. You and Bridgette will be sober and your marriage will be fine". All of the men came in the bus to watch this sentimental moment; stunned.
Mall
The ladies were in a lingerie shop, and they were trying on outfits. Blaineley was cheering them on "Come out LeShawna. Show us what Harold is working with".
LeShawna boldly came out of the dressing room in a light green lingerie suit revealing a lot of cleavage and her butt, posing and strutting "YEEESSSS. The LeGoddess is giving you some Tinkerbell in her sexy green lingerie. Harold likes him some naughty fairies like Tinkerbell. Get some more close ups Blaineley", as the woman took pictures.
The African woman was hogging the cameras until Dakota pushed her away playfully off her white lingerie "You are hogging the cameras. Blaineley, look at how heavenly Dakota looks in her lingerie. I even have the wings" as she posed for Blaineley to take pictures.
Mrs. Josh commented "I never knew that Sam was into angels?" with LeShawna adding "He is not. Dakota is doing damage control"
The fame monger twirled in the dressing room area "But I am an Angel. I will never do any damage. Angels never do that. LeShawna, take a picture on my phone, to send to Sam" as she handed the phone to her, and laid on the bench and kicked her legs, which LeShawna took and sent to Sam.
Bridgette came out of the dressing room in her typical wardrobe, which the former Celebrity Manhunt hostess snided "Aww, you gave up putting on lingerie after realizing that Geoff would not find any of those outfits attractive on you?"
"No. I don't need lingerie because I sleep nude, and Geoff likes my nude self before anything else. And I am SURE Josh is attracted to your fungus toes and the clubbed toes Geoff exposed after you kidnapped me to Siberia"
She ignored Bridgette and wondered "Aww, where is Zoey and Courtney? Are they acting like prudes? Girls, bring them out"
Dakota and LeShawna went to the change rooms, and brought out Courtney and Zoey, who did not feel comfortable walking in lingerie on camera. The CIT covered herself as she complained "I do not want to be 3/4 naked on camera ladies. Duncan already knows what I look like".
Dakota taunted "You are so boring Courtney. Anyways Zoey, show Mike some skin"
Zoey still felt a bit weird "It was weird when you have me the sexy lingerie a week ago for my date, but I am too shy right now"
Dakota spoke in her confessional "Oh my goodness. LeShawna and I were the only ones who were having in trying on lingerie. What I do have to say is that Blaineley is a lot more likable today. She is having fun with us at the lingerie shop, and told us some stories about her relationship with Chris. She is not that bad".
The men were in a strip club, and were enjoying the pole dances, and stripperific performances. All of the men were drinking and cheering them on "WHOO. Shake what to mamas gave you. It has been a while since we have been to the strip club together Geoff" the criminal hollered.
The party man was watching the lap dance that was taking place right in front of him "Yeah. It had been years since I went to one without Bridge. Ay, look at the nerdlings. Never knew they liked strippers"
Harold was making it rain on a stripper, as he threw a bunch of $5 bills on them "I miss the life man. Back when I was single and with The Drama Brothers, we would go to strip clubs almost every day. The blow jobs, threesomes. It is the life. LeGoddess does not let me go to Strip clips whenever Cody, Justin, and Trent go. I think she is jealous of thinner girls".
Mike was having too much fun with the strippers, as he inserted some money in one of their cleavage. She winked at him, and straddled in his lap "WOOOH. Zoey has never grinded on me like this".
A plumpy caucasian woman with brown hair, and a ponytail held up by a bow walked to Sam, and started twerking on him "My mother taught me to twerk, ya"
The thicker redhead immediately recognized the woman in front of him, but he was too drunk to do anything "Staci"
She turned to him and started to give him a show "Ya Sam. I am a stripper, and a sexy one at that. I know you wanna throw all the money on me" before leaning in his ear and hissing "I know you want me; ya. My Great grandfather studied hormones in school, so I know" as she took a bunch of money out of his pocket, but he snatched it.
"No. Let me do it" as he grinned. She continued dancing in front of Sam, as he started throwing a bunch of bills on her, and she gathered them up "Thanks Sam. If it was not for your woman Dakota throwing me out of the house, I will never have found my calling to be a stripper"
Mike decided to go to the washroom "I will be back guys". Duncan was getting mad from Mike telling Courtney about his rape, and was cracking his knuckles "Let's follow him Geoff. And when we get in there, do not open the door until I say so"
The two men went in the washroom, and saw Mike washing his hands, and the ROTI man grew scared when he saw Duncan's glare through the mirror. He headed for the door, only for Geoff to close it and lean on it "Can you please let me out Geoff?"
"Nope. Duncan wants to talk to you, and as a good friend, I cannot open the door" concluded Geoff.
The 22 year old groaned "Oh my gosh. Listen. Whatever issues you want to yell at about me can wait" as he walks towards the door, but he is grabbed and pinned on the wall.
"LISTEN Dorkwad. WHO gave you the right to tell my woman about you RAPING ME?" anger (which was encouraged by the alcohol) ran through his body, spit hitting Mike as he yelled at the younger man.
"WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT? I have not even spoken to Courtney the entire 2 weeks we have been here. You need to leave me alone. You need to MOVE ON FROM MAL Duncan" he seethed, as he wiped spit from him.
Duncan slammed Mike against the wall again "YOU LIAR. She told me herself that you told her. She NEVER knew that before we came here, and she HAD to have gotten it from someone"
"How about Josh of Blaineley?"
"Blaineley was here for a few hours before she told me she knew. You know...you like to pretend that you are this nice, innocent, sweet naive boy who would not hurt a butterfly, but YET you refuse to pay child support from your child, CONTINUE to lie and hurt your wife, AND raped COUNTLESS men in prison. You are a SOCIOPATH" he yelled in his face.
He was sick of all of this "You do NOT get to call me a sociopath. You know what, you want to be this scary, evil, mean, punkass criminal that does what you want, but NOTHING will change the fact that you were a scrawny wimp who had to suck dick to get through prison and pierce up his body to come off as scary. Well all of that TOUGH GUY SHIT is why your girlfriend is LEAVING YOU FOR SCOTT, and your family wanting NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, and GEOFF only befriending you FOR A SHOW. Now GET OUT OF MY FACE" pushing a stunned Duncan out of the way, and the blonde opened the door for him.
Duncan was still mad, and punched the wall in anger.
The girls are on the bus, speaking "Well, I have to say. Today was a bit more fun than I thought it would be. We had a bit of a rough spot today, but overall, I enjoyed myself, and I enjoyed you ladies" which came from Zoey.
LeShawna had to agree "Well it is nice to see Blaineley be nice FOR ONCE"
"She was nice today?" the blonde sarcastically asked.
Blaineley smiled "Thanks LeShawna. I can be nice when I want to. I wanted the girls trip to be fun, and I could not do that if I am exposing everything all day. We took some drinks, had fun with some lingerie, and drank. I am glad we are getting off this damn bus though"
Courtney grew nervous, which Dakota noticed "Why are you so nervous Courtney? Did you not have fun today?"
"It is probably the most fun I did have today, but if we did things girls did when going out, but what did the GUYS do all day long?" she questioned.
Bridgette eased "Don't worry Courtney. I am sure Duncan did not do anything stupid, and I am sure that the guys are having more fun than we are"
Blaineley spoke in her confessional "I know that the guys were not going to have fun. After what I showed Mike last night, there is no way that he is not gonna explode on Duncan, and putting those two in the same space for 24 hours without their women would end in disastrous results. Mike needed to know, and Josh needs the drama"
The arguing from the club continued, as Duncan and Mike continued to go at it "WHY do you want SO BAD to cause mess, and to put criticism on EVERYONE ELSE when You are THE worst one here Mike. YOU had NO REASON to tell Courtney about what happened with us in jail. You are DISGUSTING" pointing in his face.
The man with multiple personality disorder looked away from Duncan, as he was sick of his banter, for the punk to grab his face "DON'T touch me Duncan. I honestly thought she knew that. I wanted to get it off my chest, and I APOLOGIZED for being a reminder of what happened to you" removing Duncan's hand from his face.
"NOT only that, but YOU TOLD JOSH. WHY in the hell would you do that? You...you are a piece of work. You know that it was none of your business to say, but you will NEVER acknowledge it" as he was starting to get overly emotional and his eyes were red.
He started to walk off as he yelled "JUST LIKE it was not your business to tell Zoey that she should be with YOU instead of ME. JUST LIKE it was not your business to make moves on A MARRIED WOMAN more than once. I know EXACTLY what you told her at the slumber party, and I know EXACTLY that you made a move on Zoey, and tried to get her to blow you. Blaineley sent me the mother fucking audio"
"I am so sick of this Mike and Duncan drama. There is no reason why they need to go at it constantly and they way they do. This is called Couples therapy, and they are not a couple in any way, shape or form" the gamer complained in the confessional.
Geoff had to block Duncan from attacking Mike "WHAT? Why in the hell would I want your dried up, prude ass wife? WHEN did I say any of that?"
Mike got closer into Duncan's face and yelled in disbelief "OMG. So my WIFE, and YOUR FRIEND is now a dried up PRUDE? You have NO respect. Blaineley found the FUCKING AUDIO Duncan. Now tell them. DID YOU get any intimacy with my wife? And I DARE YOU to talk bad about Zoey again, you prostitute"
Duncan had to push Geoff to approach Mike, but was held back by the blonde and Josh "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT. I am NOT a prostitute, and I will FUCK YOU UP if you continue talking about jail. And I can say whatever the FUCK I said about your wife, who talks about what a bad fucker you are"
The girls bus was parked in the driveway of the bus, and were waiting for the men to show up "I am so ready to get into bed with Sam. I got so horny by the responses he gave me after my angel picture"
Zoey smiled "You know, I am so proud of you and Sam, and where you two are compared to last week. I cannot wait to see my Mike as well"
The guy's bus drove up in the driveway, and stopped in front of the house, and they all saw Duncan and Mike being held back by all of the men "Giiiirllllll, Mike and Duncan are about to throw down, and literally fight. You girls need to go to your men"
Courtney sighed in her confessional "Oh my gosh. This is the third time that Duncan almost fights Mike on this trip. I am so embarrassed that he would act like this, and get so mad over someone that is so insignificant"
They exited their bus, and could hear and see everything that happened on the boy's bus "You are fucking trash Duncan. You have NO RESPECT for your wife, which is WHY she is FUCKING SCOTT on the side. And it is funny how you got mad over that, when YOU have been sleeping around with HUNDREDS of women"
Duncan nodded his head furiously "You know, I did not sleep with hundreds of women, but a woman I COULD HAVE slept with was your wife Zoey. She was BEGGING me to sleep with her, and I am sure I would have made a better sex partner than you ha..." but was cut off by Mike punching him in the face.
At that point, Sam and Harold were desperately trying to hold Mike back, but he kept on sending furious and angry blows at Duncan "You SON OF A BITCH. You went TOO DAMN FAR"
Zoey screams from outside of the bus "NOOOOOOOOOO" in agony. Her and Courtney rushed to the door, and knocked on it, so they could open it.
Zoey was crying in her confessional "I see Mike and Duncan...fighting on their bus. I have never actually seen Mike fight somebody, and this is the third instance; no...fourth instance here where he has gotten close to violent. I...I don't like WHAT I am seeing, and WHO I am seeing."
Mike was hovering over him, as he kept on punching the man and ripping out his piercings, but when he ripped a cartilage piercing, it sent Duncan over the edge "WOOOOHHH. You DONE IT THIS TIME" before he got out of Geoff and Josh's grasp and lunged at Mike, throwing punches at him. "You THINK you are BAD NOW MIKE? By the time THIS IS OVER, you will be MY BITCH"
to be continued...
Author's Note
I had to end this Duncan and Mike plot in a big way, since I forgot about it during the second week of Couple's Therapy. The traumatic experiences of those 2 in jail did leave a huge impact on both of them, and how they deal with people, so it needs to be addressed. You see a bit of why Geoff gets into drugs, and there was a little cameo of Staci (who Sam provided for, and almost caused him and Dakota to go bankrupt). We have officially ended the second week, and there is DEFINITELY going to be some drama and some resolution in the third and final week of Couples Therapy.
I also have my cast for Season 2, so I am very excited.