We Need a Little Mayhem
(We Need A Little Christmas)
Haul out Ben Martin
Hang up the man before the rebel runs again
Shine up your sabre
I may be rushing things, but flay the bastard Ben now
For we need a little mayhem
Right this very minute
Rocks thrown at his window
Tavy kills Gabriel
Yes, we need a little mayhem
Right this very minute
I haven't killed a single rebel
But Cornwallis, we're in a hurry
So knock down the chimney
Throw on the brightest wood torches I've ever seen
Slice up Ben Martin
It's time we hung that rebel from an evergreen tree
For I've grown rather impatient
Sick of all the nonsense
Sick of the rebellion
I'm a little callous
And I have a little devil
Sitting on my shoulder
Need a little mayhem now!