Dani: Okay, this chapter won't be the longest, but that is a good thing, for me anyways!

Edward: You lazy bum.

Dani: Shuddup! I don't like typing all day! Plus, I'm super busy today!

Edward: Sure you are.

Dani: I am so! My sister's having her baby, everybody! Ima be an aunt again! Anyways, I don't want to bore ya'll with my personal life, so we'll get to the questions! The first questions come from laitue. The first one is for everyone!

Ok I failed in making Havoc and Catherine dating together. *give Havoc
chocolate ice-cream to comfort him* But I will not renounce : I will create a
charity association and call it "A girlfriend for our favorite smoker" and the
world will be better !
What do you think about it, everyone?

Roy: I never said Lieutenant Havoc was my favorite smoker.

Dani: He's the only smoker on the show. Not much variety there.

Breda and Falman: I bet 8000 yen it doesn't work.

Fuery: You're on!

Havoc: WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS USE MY PERSONAL LIFE FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH GAIN?!?!?

Breda, Fuery, and Falman: *shrug*

Dani: Well I think it's a great idea!

Everyone else: Really?

Dani: Of course! Havoc really deserves a girlfriend that Roy won't steal. Shoot him if he tries, Riza.

Riza: Okay.

Roy: *wimpers*

Dani and Riza: Awh, you'll get over it!

Dani: Our next question is for Kimblee!

*run and hide behind Roy*
Do you love women ? Because I've seen stories about you and Greed, you and
Archer, you and Scar, you and Dorochet, you and Havoc, you and Roy... Humm
maybe it would be better not to speak about the Kimblee/Roy's stories when I'm
behind Roy... Forget it Roy.
So Kimblee : are you gay ?

Roy: What?!? Me and Kimblee? Your right, not the best thing to speak of while hiding behind me!

Dani: Shhh! Let Kimblee answer!

Kimblee: Errr…

Dani: O.o You are gay?!?

Kimblee: I didn't say that!

Dani: You thought it awful loud!

Kimblee: Yes, okay?!? I'm gay! But I only ever had relations with Archer!!! I can be with the rest only in my dreams…

Roy: Ah! What?!? *hides behind laitue* You protect me now!

Dani: O.o Next questions! They come from FireNutZuko, and the first is for Envy.

Aw! You're now my unofficial elder brother! -gives him all my
homework- =D Have fun with my Chemistry homework while Al and I watch TV or
something! =D

Envy: Chemistry? Really? Hey, Ed! Wanna help?

Ed: No way! *jumps on couch to watch TV with Al and FireNutZuko*

Envy: *sigh* Oh, well. Who needs that shrimp anyways. *starts on homework*

Edward: *from next room* WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL HE CAN FIT BETWEEN THE PAGES OF A CHEMISTRY BOOK?!?!?!

Envy: You!!!

Dani: You always set yourself up for that. The next question is for Alphonse.

Are you gonna miss having Envy be nice to you?

Alphonse: Eh, maybe a little. It will suck to have him out to kill me again, that's for sure.

Dani: Aw! I'll protect you!

Al: Thanks Dani! :D

Dani: ^^ The next one is for Gluttony!

You NEED to lose weight! You're either going on a diet or having
liposuction, got it!? So, you can no longer have humans, lipids, sugars,
carbs, or anything like that

Gluttony: What's a diet? Can I eat it?

Dani: …No.

Gluttony: Then I don't want one.

Dani: Of course you don't. The next question is for Lust.

Yeah... can you make sure Gluttony goes through with his diet or gets
the liposuction done... and stays on a diet?

Lust: I can try. No promises, though. After all, I don't want to be eaten.

Dani: Hmm…I vote we feed Ed to Gluttony!

Ed: WHAT?!?

Dani: What? The next question-

Edward: -DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

Dani: -is for Edward!

I hope you know I'll now have dreams about chopping you into pieces. o_O
Also, the real boy thing is from Pinocciho (however the heck it's spelled!).
Learn your Disney movies. I dare you to watch Disney movies non-stop for...
48 hours... with Hohenheim. If you complain, you will be fed to something.

Edward: Why would I do that? With that bastard?!? And what the hell are you planning on feeding me?!?

Dani: Just do it! After you and Hohenheim are given all your questions for this chapter, the movie fest will start!

Edward: Noooo!

Dani: The next question is for Ling.

Yes, there would be free food at Ed's funeral 'cause free food is
AWESOME! What IS your favorite type of food anyways?

Ling: Then I'll be there! As for 'favorite type of food' I'uno, I'd have to say the edible kind.

Dani: I like that kind too! School lunches don't qualify, though.

Ling: Even I wouldn't eat that with Ed's money.

Ed: YOU WON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH ED'S MONEY!

Ling: Too late! *hands bill from restaurant* You'll need to pay that soon…*hides behind Dani*

Edward: HOW DO YOU SPEND THAT MUCH ON FOOD?!?!

Dani: Easy! Now for our next question! It's for Havoc.

Since that was a CANDY cigarette... I'm not gonna tear your limbs
off, isn't that great? =D Also, your fortune cookie would pry say, "If you're
less rude and if you stop smoking, you'll have more friends AND girls won't
leave you for a different guy -coughroycoughmustangcough-".

Havoc: Good? And I think my fortune cookie would say, "You're a sexy beast. Go smoke a pack." Do you agree?

Dani: I don't think fortune cookies say things like that.

Havoc: Mine would!

Dani:…Moving on! Our next question is for Dante.

Seriously, just get over your hatred of HOHENHEIM. If you get over
your hatred of HOHENHEIM, you'll be a much happier person and MAYBE the
homunculi and other humans will want to be around you. I suggest going to
therapy to visit a therapist.

Dani: Yeah, visit The Rapist!

Dante: *evil glare* I hate that man so much, I like hating him!

Dani: How can you 'like' hating someone?

Dante: I like hating you, too.

Dani: You take that back!

Dante:…No.

Dani: Well then I just won't let you talk for the rest of the chapter, with my super-mega-authoress-powers! So hah! The next questions come from CrazyMellow102! The first is for everyone!

I'm giving out hugs! I'm really happy today! *hugs everyone... somehow...*

Dani: Glad your happy today! *hugs back*

Envy: *Hides behind a tree* NO HUGS!

Dani: Oh, Envy! Didn't see you there, you blend in with that tree so well!

Envy: IMA KILL YOU!!!

Dani: *hides behind Roy* Nuh!

Roy: *puts on gloves* I'll burn your ass!

Dani: *pats Roy's head* Good boy!

Roy: *smiles*

Dani: The next question is for Envy!

Oh and I wanna give Envy something... *Looks for something and comes out
with a big purple teddy bear and hands it to Envy* =D *Hides behind Ed*

Envy: *cautiously takes present* Thanks… *retreats to trees*

Dani: Our next questions come from randomperson! The first is for Edward!

Why do hate your height with your boots and hair your 5'4"

Edward: I never thought of it that way! *stands on tippytoes* I'm catching up, Colonel!

Roy: *towering over Ed* Err…yeah….I better watch myself…*chuckles*

Edward: SHUT UP!

Dani: *laughs* Next question! It's for Alphonse!

Find Fuery and open an animal shelter and Envy could help you

Al: Good idea! *grabs Fuery and Envy* C'mon!

Fuery: Yeah!

Envy: *facepalm*

Dani: *chuckles* Have fun, y'all! The next question is for all homunculi!

Among you who is the leader?

Homunculi: Probably Envy or Lust.

Dani: *nodnod* Next question! It's for Anime!Wrath.

You're awesome. Have some sugar cane!

Dani: *Opens closet* And eat it in there!

Wrath: *takes sugar cane in closet*

Dani: *shuts closet and locks door* Next question! It's for me!

This is fun have some sugar cane

Dani: Really? Sugar cane? For me? I'm touched! *takes sugar cane and eats happily* *while still chewing* Our next questions come from AnimeCookie93! The first is for the sexiest person here!

Roy: Me?

Dani: No! Me!

I have a Facebook, Myspace, AND Yahoo! haha... u can PM me the
usernames!

Dani: Okay, I'll do that! Our next question is for Hohenheim.

That was a good attempt! *gives book of fatherly skills* read
this and try some on JUST Edward, see how far you get... you should try to win
his LOVE first... *looks at Al* cuz HE'S the good one! *toothy grin and gives
Al a cookie*

Hohenheim: I'll read that, it could come in handy while working with my two eldest sons. Al is a good kid though. :]

Alphonse: Yay, I'm the good one! *takes cookie and eats*

Dani: I hope my kids are like Al! Anyways, the next question is for Edward and Envy!

U should show ur father more respect... I mean, he's all u
have (sorry to bring it up... :( ) and u can't afford to do be a jerk to ur
father... so LISTEN DAMN IT!

Edward: He left us! He didn't even come to Mom's funeral! How can I respect him!

Envy: Yeah, and he abandoned me!

Dani: He's still your dad.

Edward and Envy: Not anymore! He's fired!

Dani: You can't fire your dad! Anyways, this argument could go on forever so next question! It's for all the homunculi!

Can homunculi reproduce?

All homunculi: No.

Dani: That sucks for you! The next question is for Alphonse!

Why are you so damned cutee! And, you have a lot of kitties
already, but I decided to stop by a Pet Store for ya and I got you AND Edward
a kitten... *hands Al a black kitten and Ed a golden tabby* sorry I couldn't
get the pet food, but I think you can handle that!

Alphonse: Yay! Thank you soooo much! *cute smile*

Edward: *groaning voice* Nooo! More cats! *dies*

Al: We can handle the cat food! Thanks again!

Dani: ^^ The next questions come from Meso the Hanyu! The first is for Envy!

You are a sadistic bastard palm tree and only my friend who I believe
was born without a brain likes you! That is why you're my favorite homunculus
that I like 'cause they are cool ^^

Envy: Err…thanks…I think?

Dani: Lol, was that a compliment? Anyways, the next question is for Greed!

You're hot. May I hug you? I must ask though, do you love, like make
out with love, Dorochette or Martel? Cause I see a lot of stories and
pictures...

Greed: Hug away. Also, I love, like 'make out love' nobody, you can't believe all you read in FanFiction!

Dani: What a strange thing to say in a FanFiction.

Greed: That's ironic.

Dani: Sure is. Anyways, the next question is for Dorochette!

You haven't been here at all, I feel bad for you *hugs Doro* I
want to ask, do you love Greed or Martel? If you say no about Martel... THEN
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

Dorochette: I know, it's terrible! I was only mentioned once, earlier in this chapter! Anyways, everything you know is not a lie, don't worry! I do love Martel, that's why I wanted to protect her from King Bradley and the military!

Dani: I love that pairing! ^^ The next question is for Martel.

You are awesome. Do you love Greed or Dorochette? Pretty much same
thing as with Doro's question with the lie... And I've seen a lot of stories
of you and Greed..

Martel: Don't worry, once again! I do love Dorochette! As Greed said, you can't believe all the FanFiction you read!

Dani: Again, ironic. The next question is for Ling.

You are my second favorite character and favorite male character!
*hugs* I just wanted to ask you... I looked up you're name and when I found
it, it said it meant dawn or sound, and was a girl name!

Ling: Yes, much love! And WHAT?!? MY NAME IS A GIRL NAME?!?! AH!

Dani: It's okay! My middle name is a guys name!

Ling: No! It's not the same!

Dani: Will free food help?

Ling: And suddenly it's all better.

Dani: *Gives Ling free food* Here ya go!

Ling: *eats happily*

Dani: Our last question is for my favorite female character on the whole show, Ran Fan!!!

You are my favorite character! I'd hug you but then you might hurt
me, and I need all my limbs... But I want to ask, do you like Ling? I mean
love like? He doesn't have to hear you're answer.

Dani: Ling, go eat your free food in the next room, which just so happens to be soundproof!

Ling: Um…okay? *leaves*

Dani: It's safe for you to answer now, Ran Fan!

Ran Fan: I probably won't kill you if you hug me. And as for your second question… I do love the young master. That is why I must do everything in my power to help him accomplish his goal and protect him.

Dani: Sound familiar? Riza and Ran Fan are so much alike! Am I the only one who's noticed? Roy and Ling are alike too! RoyAi and Ran Fan x Ling are similar pairings, don't you think? They protect each other and help each other accomplish their goals…am I the only one who's noticed? I still love both pairings, they're my two favorites, but tell me you haven't noticed that! Anyways, enough of my babling! That's it for this chapter! Remember to review!!!