Extreme Sports

I only own Bryan.

WHHHHRRRRRRRR!!! WWWHHHHHRRRRRR!!!!

"INCOMING! DUCK AND COVER! MAN THE AA GUN'S! LAUNCH FIGHTERS! SAVE THE BACON!" Bryan shouted when the noise woke him up… before diving under the bed, through the wall with a crash and right into a rock.

After coming to his senses Bryan and the other Gophers got changed as quickly as they could and ran out of the cabin. They saw Chris, dressed in Star Wars fighter gear, flying a plane overhead.

"INCOMING!!!!" Chris yelled.

"HIT THE DECK!" Geoff yelled. The plane was coming towards us! Everyone was screaming as the plane came in.

"YES! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY PILOT'S LICENSE!" Chris yelled.

Then he crashed into the Confession Can knocking it over to show the Bear holding several bags of marshmallows, it looked scared and hid the bags behind its back and several marshmallows fell from behind it. Chris landed the plane and all the campers dashed over to him.

"Just flexing your muscles for today's EXTREME SPORT CHALLENGE!!!" Chris yelled through his megaphone.

"Ugh, it's too early for this." Gwen slouched over.

"Why does he have to shout through a megaphone?" Bryan asked.

"BECAUSE IT'S FUN!" Chris replied loudly.

"This week you'll participate in three challenges. First up: EXTREME SOFA-BED SKYDIVING! Contestants will plummet…uh, skydive, to the waiting sofa bed target below." Chris explained.

Chef then appeared in the door of the plane and jumped onto a sofa bed and got crushed once the sofa bed folded up. Bridgette and Geoff both looked scared but Bryan's face lit up.

"That sounds so COOL! Can I jump?!" Bryan asked excitedly.

"I guess so. Of course, you'll be skydiving from 5,000 feet and using these!" Chris said before throwing two old parachute bags to them. "and the other jumper will be DJ!"

Bryan was bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet and biting his lower lip with a look of utmost excitement on his face.

"Bring it on." DJ barely managed to get out.

"Not so fast! Because the second challenge of the day is EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! Contestants will rodeo ride the Great Canadian Bucking Moose for eight seconds or…get tossed into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found!" Chris said happily.

"That stank pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home!" Leshawna proclaimed.

"It's your lucky day Leshawna! You're riding for Gophers and Geoff, you'll ride for Bass." Chris came up to her.

"Shyeah!" Geoff said happily.

"He doesn't look too bucky to me. Hi beautiful." Owen talked to the moose. The moose then punched him.

"AND THE FINAL CHALLENGE: EXTREME SEADOO WATER SKIIING! Contestants will water ski a race course grabbing as many flags as they can before they cross the finish line while a member of the opposing team drive the seadoo!" Chris shouted with a big smile.

"How can we water ski without water?" Heather asked.

"It's really hard. Check it out!" Chris said as he pointed to Chef's attempt to use the seadoo and ended up crashing. Chris laughed at Chef's wipeout.

"Harold, you'll ski for Killer Bass and Lindsay for the Screaming Gophers. Now the cool swag. Whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their asses from elimination, and wins a tricked out multi massage mobilized shower!" Chris said.

Everyone gasped.

"Can it be?" Heather wondered out loud.

"Oh, it be!" Chris replied.

"A shower? How about something good?" Owen popped another marshmallow into his mouth.

"LISTEN TO ME YOU MARSHMALLOW EATING GOOF! WE ARE GOING TO WIN THAT SHOWER IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO GOT IT?!" Heather blew up in his face.

"Okay gang! Ciao for breaky and report back in 20 minutes for the EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!" Chris said before he took off in a flurry of exhaust.

The left for breakfast which was just as disgusting for everyone but Bryan and Owen. Once everyone had eaten as much of the nasty food as they could stomach they all left except for Owen. Once all the campers arrived at Chris's plane he started the challenge.

"Remember, ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing." Chris told them.

The two teams all nodded before Chris turned to the two jumpers.

"Okay contestants! Ready to go up?" Chris called out.

"Hell yeah!" Bryan shouted as he jumped into the plane.

When they reached 5000 feet Chris turned to the back of the plane where the excited looking Bryan and the nervous looking DJ waited.

"IF YOU COULD JUST FILL THESE OUT!" Chris yelled above the noise.

"WHAT? WE ALREADY SIGNED THE INSURANCE FORMS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SHOW!" DJ yelled.

"YEAH, BUT THESE ARE FOR ORGAN DONATION! I HAVE THIS COOL CANNIBAL CHALLENGE I WANT TO PITCH TO THE PRODUCERS AND THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY TO OUR BUDGETING FREE PROPS! HERE COMES THE DROP!" Chris left to the cockpit.

"CAN I GO NOW?" Bryan shouted happily.

"GO FOR IT!" Chris shouted back to them.

"BONZAIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Bryan shouted as he leapt from the plane.

As he fell through the air cackling happily he spread his arms and legs out to slightly slow his descent and started to maneuver through the air till he was over his teammates. He thought he could see Owen sleeping on the bed right before he yanked the cords releasing the chute. He gently floated down to the ground laughing happily as he landed on Owen… who was on the bed.

"That was great!" Bryan said happily "Lets do it again!"

Unfortunately… Bryan didn't realize he was missing a shoe which had become untied when he climbed in the plane… which then hit him over the head.

"Isth it time for bacon?" He said goofily before falling off Owen and onto the ground.

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Dream

Bryan was walking through the woods looking for something but not sure exactly what. For some reason the trees and bushes all seemed to be emitting a slight glow and there were almost no shadows on the ground. He thought he recognized the place as Wawanakwa but wasn't really sure if it was or not… it reminded him of a location called Brightwood that was in a video game he liked to play at home. He thought he saw the bear out of the corner of his eyes but when he looked he only saw a Wooly Beaver… he looked again and saw the Beaver on its hind legs square dancing. He shook his head and looked again and the Beaver was still dancing. He shrugged his shoulders and kept walking. Eventually he heard the air start to fill with music but couldn't quite make it out till he crossed a bridge over a river. He realized that he kept hearing 'All My Rowdy Friends' being sung by what sounded like Geoff… he had no idea why though. Bryan kept walking and found the Wooly Beaver still square dancing only now it had been joined by a Sasquatchinakwa who was Disco Dancing. Bryan stared at the two weird animals for a few minutes before he thought he heard someone call his name.

He turned to the direction he thought he heard the voice come from and started to run towards it when he came across a hogtied Chef with an apple shoved in his mouth next to and tied up Chris who was gagged, hanging upside down with his hair in what looked like tar. Both of them were screaming which made Bryan start to laugh as he continued on. He passed several of his fellow campers and none of them looked out of place. Geoff was in a huge house in the middle of a wild party consisting of himself, Bridgette, three Sasquatchinakwa, and the Wooly Beaver. He saw Trent and Gwen making out (why he was dreaming of that he wasn't sure) and then he saw Duncan and Courtney also making out. He passed by Owen who appeared to be swimming in a pool filled with pudding and then he saw something that just made him laugh.

Heather was hogtied to a post as hundreds of skunk's sprayed her. Her screams were deafening but well worth watching her get tortured. He faintly heard his name called again and took off looking for the now oddly familiar sounding voice. He started to run when he heard the 'Peanut butter Jelly Time' song start echoing from nowhere and once again passed the square dancing Wooly Beaver, the Disco Dancing Sasquatchinakwa, and saw the bear was there doing the 'Peanut butter Jelly Time' dance. He finally reached a fifty foot wide clearing bathed in golden sunlight with a ten foot mound covered in Dandelions in the center. As he looked around he heard a familiar giggle and looked to the top of the hill to see… a smiling Izzy. Her hair was waving in the wind and her green eyes sparkled beautifully as she beckoned him with her finger.

Bryan smiled widely as he ran up the side of the mound with his arms outstretched as Izzy called to him.

"Bryan." She called as he reached halfway up the hill.

"Bryan." She repeated when he was ten feet away.

"Bryan." She said when he neared the top.

"IZZY!" He yelled as he glomped her and then kissed her.

Then he woke up… and saw he was kissing Heather. He immediately turned his head and started spitting on the ground of the medical tent as she screamed at him and the rest of his team laughed at him.

"Oh YUCK I can't believe I was kissing HEATHER." He gasped as he kept spitting on the ground "What happened?"

"That was priceless!" Gwen said mid laugh "First you were smiling and mumbling and then when Heather leaned over you suddenly shouted 'Izzy' and kissed her!"

"That's nice but what I meant was did we win?" Bryan asked before trying to scrape off his tongue.

"Yeah we won." Gwen told him.

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Those remaining:

Killer Bass: Duncan, DJ, Geoff, Bridgette.

Screaming Gophers: Gwen, Trent, Bryan, Owen, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay.

Voted off: Ezekiel, Noah, Eva, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Brianna, Izzy, Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney, Harold.