Invaderteen 14 presents….
Cartoon Character Craziness: Robotic crush.
Synopsis: Bass (megaman series) wants to go on a date with XJ-9/Jenny but he's too nervous to ask her so he goes to his robotic friends Metal Sonic, GIR, BMO, Robecca Steam, E-123 Omega and StarScream to get some advice but Robecca is the only who has the advice he needs! Will Bass take her seriously or will he fail?
Based on my original idea (2013)
"Okay, just go up to her and ask her" Bass told himself as he walked to Jenny Wakeman/the XJ-9 at a table across the cafeteria in Toon School, the teenage robot master had been wanting to ask the girl robot to go out on a date with him but he had been really nervous "just go up to her and ask her out" he was repeating the same phrase to himself over and over to try and make himself more confident, he had finally reached the table where Jenny, Gumball Watterson and Invader Skoodge sat "hey Jenny" the teenage robot girl turned around to see a nervous Bass.
"Hey Bass" she replied "what's up?"
"Nothing, nothing" he said "I was wondering…if you would…Like…" suddenly Dudley Puppy and Sheen Estevez came screaming towards the cafeteria, the two were being chased by Mecha Sonic, Jenny suddenly flew towards the robotic hedgehog and grabbed him by the back of the neck.
"Hey! What's the deal with you chasing those guys?" she asked.
"They stole my soda" Mecha Sonic replied, Jenny looked at Dudley and Sheen looking innocent and signaling as if to say they didn't do it "they should be arrested and sent to the great and powerful Eggman!" Jenny knew the robot was lying and sent him flying to the principal's office, she brushed her hands off and turned back to Bass.
"So what was it you were wanting to say to me Bass?" she asked.
"Never mind" he said before turning away "I'll tell you later" Jenny waved him good-bye and went back to her table, Bass exited the cafeteria and walked down the hall of Toon School while thinking to himself, he remembered the time he and Jenny first met.
1 Year ago….
A large explosion mashed different universes together just like it said in the news and millions of people started to worry if it was the end of the world, but that didn't matter to Bass! He was right now fighting his master again to prove his goal of becoming the world's strongest robot master.
"You will never win Bass!" Dr. Wily yelled from the Wily bot 8 as the robot master jumped up to avoid the machines blast, he grabbed a hold of the back of the machine and was about to give it a hard hit until a sudden forced kicked the machine into the air.
"Hey what's the big deal?!" Bass yelled at the mysterious dark person responsible for ruining his chances of proving to his master how powerful he is "do you know what you just cost me?!"
"Sorry" a gentle girl's voice said from the black figure, the figure walked up to him to reveal a blue and white robot girl that looked like his age, she also had blue pigtails on the sides of her head "just trying to help a fellow robot that's all" Bass didn't say anything, his eyes were lost in her eyes and he felt his metal heart melt "I'm Jenny by the way, but you can also call me XJ-9".
"I-I'm Bass" he replied as he held out his hand, she shook it with ease and smiled "what are you doing here?"
"I noticed that a lot of different cartoon shows and games were mixed up together and I decided to investigate until I saw you battling that giant machine" Jenny said "and here I am!" Bass smiled gently while Jenny smiled back until a monitor came from behind her head.
"XJ-9! Come back home immediately! It is time for your training!" a middle aged woman's voice said on the monitor.
"Yes mom!" Jenny said and the monitor retracted back into her head "sorry but I have to go Bass".
"That's okay Jen" Bass said, Jenny's pigtails turned into spiraling rockets and she flew off, Bass smiled dreamily at her flying off, he knew he was in love.
Back to present…
"If only I would ask her out back then!" he said to himself as he entered detention (he launched missiles at MegaMan and Espio the chameleon) the teenage robot walked to his desk and saw Metal Sonic next to his desk "hey Metal".
"Greetings Robotic life form Bass" Metal Sonic replied, Bass always hated Metal calling him Robotic life form, the robotic hedgehog noticed his friend was troubled "you seem in trouble somehow, may I ask what is wrong?"
"It just a crush I have" Bass said, Metal Sonic knew what he was talking about.
"It is the XJ-9 isn't it?" Metal Sonic asked.
"And we have a winner!" Bass joked "got any advice for me?"
"What do you mean I have advice for you?" Metal Sonic said "I was built to try and kill Sonic but I haven't even gotten close to killing my imposter!" Bass cupped his face in his hands and groaned, he was going to need a lot of help from his robotic friends.
Later…
After school and his detention, Bass walked to E-123 Omega's house in the station square part of Cartoon City, he knew Omega was dating Robecca Steam for the past three weeks so he could get advice from the ultimate E-Series robot! He walked up to the front door of the house and knocked on it.
"Omega? You home?" he asked, there was a sudden sound of the lock that kept the door locked and it opened to reveal Omega with a mustache on "what's with the mustache?"
"A little experiment I was trying" Omega said before he blasted the mustache off and he noticed Bass's matter was in depression "my sensors indicate that you are in a state of depression issues, what is the matter?"
"I just have trouble telling this girl that I…Really like and I have trouble telling her that" Bass said "do you have any idea on how t get her to notice me?" Omega's eyes beeped and glowed for a minute and he came up with a solution.
"The answer is simple" Omega began "show her how mighty a robot master you are and she will notice you" Bass scratched his chin and began to think what Omega meant.
"How will I get her to see how powerful a robot master I am if I have no one to fight?"
"That is your problem" Omega said "not mine" the ultimate E-Series robot closed his door and left Bass on the front step.
"Time for plan B" Bass said before he walked away.
Later…
"I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT PIGGY!" GIR screamed at the top of his robot lungs, BMO had come to visit the dysfunctional SIR unite for a game of Piggies while Zim and Gaz went on a date, BMO brought his own piggy and GIR wanted it badly "GIVE ME PIGGY BMONKEY!"
"My name is not BMonkey GIR!" BMO said as he continued to play with his piggy, Bass suddenly opened the door and saw the two robots.
"Hey guys" Bass said to his friends, BMO and GIR turned around to see their robot master friend and rushed to him to hug him.
"HIYA ROBOT MAN!" GIR shouted with joy "why you at masters house?! Why?! Why?! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"
"I need some advice" Bass said.
"Sure Bass" BMO said "what's up?"
"I have a crush on this girl and I really want to ask her out" Bass said "but I'm too nervous to ask her, got any advice?"
"YEP!" GIR said "first you should offer her a pile of weenies, then you should call her a monkey woman and then she will fall in love with you and then you two will get married and have hundreds of squirrel babies and then rust old together and blow up your components! The end!" Bass and BMO had no idea on what the broken robot said or what he meant.
"Got any ideas BMO?" Bass asked.
"Sure" BMO said "just call her and ask her out! Jake taught me that and that worked for me to ask SHEMO out! Do you know this girls phone number?" Bass suddenly realized that he had no idea what Jenny's phone number was at all and he suddenly face palmed his head "what is wrong Bass?"
"Nothing, nothing" Bass said "thanks for the advice BMO" the robot master flew out of the house and went to search for StarScream.
"He in love!" GIR squealed.
Later…
"Who dares challenge the mighty StarScream?" StarScream yelled throughout the planet Xevious, he had gotten a job working for G.A.M.P. to protect his "Corn supply" (which he didn't have, G.A.M.P. just wanted him to leave him alone) and was doing his best to keep his job, Bass suddenly landed on the planet's surface and walked up to his friend "hello Bass, why are you here?"
"I need some advice" Bass said.
"What kind of advice?" StarScream asked in a suspicious voice.
"Date advice" Bass suddenly.
"Is it the XJ-9?" StarScream asked.
"How does everyone know my crush on Jenny?!" Bass yelled "I mean…Yes, I've been trying to get her to notice me but no luck, any advice you have?"
"What do you mean that I, the mighty StarScream! Has any advice?" he asked "I'm a decepticon! We love nothing!" Bass groaned and flew off the planet "honestly! Me! Love anything! Ha!"
"StarScream! Get back to work!" G.A.M.P. yelled and startled him.
"Yes sir!" StarScream replied and went back to work.
Later…
"I'll never get XJ-9 to notice me!" Bass said as he walked down the street, he had no help from his friends and he was about to give up until a sudden speed passed be him and nearly fell over, he assumed it was Sonic until the force that created the speed was actually Robecca Steam.
"Hey Bass" she said.
"Hey Robecca" Bass replied, Robecca noticed that his friend was in depression and wondered why.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I tried to get advice from Omega, Metal Sonic, GIR, BMO and StarScream on how to get the XJ-9 to notice me but they were almost no help at all" Bass replied.
"I have some advice for you" she said "if that helps".
"I guess so" Bass said "what ya got?"
"To get a girl" she began "you need to understand her and know how she feels, then she will notice you!" Robecca started up her rocket heels and was off again, it took Bass a while to understand what she meant until it hit him.
"That's it!" he shouted and he ran to Jenny's house.
Later…
"I'll get it mom!" Jenny said as she walked to the door to answer it as someone pressed on the door bell, she opened it to see Bass standing at the door step "hey Bass".
"Hello Jenny" he said "look I never fully understood your ways or why I never wanted to challenge you".
"Okay, thanks for the heads up Bass" Jenny said, but Bass wasn't done.
"And I have been wanting to ask you something for a while" Bass said "I was wondering, if you would…Like to…Go out on a date?" Jenny stood wide eyed at the robot master for a full minute and she suddenly squealed with delight.
"I would love to Bass!" she said " I'll meet you tonight at 6:00!" she gave Bass a quick kiss on the cheek and went back inside, Bass smiled and sighed happily and walked back to his masters lair to get ready for his date. All the while, Omega, GIR, BMO, Metal Sonic, StarScream and Robecca watched from the bushes.
"Good job Bass" Robecca said "good luck on your date".
The End
(A/N: Sorry about the long wait but I was busy with my other stories, but I'll be sure to add more chapters to Cartoon Hero All-Star Saga: Universe Mix-Up soon! And be sure to send more original ideas for Cartoon Character Craziness!)