"That was certainly a low-key chapter!" Monokuma announced shortly after the conclusion of last time. "Let's see… Maizono, you stay here, and Leon, go grab Owada and Yamada."

Maizono frowned while Leon went to fetch the others. He came back three minutes later, Owada and Yamada looking less than pleased. "Welp, I'm out of here." Leon declared and then walked away again.

Monokuma glanced at the new arrivals. "Alright kids, let's get started!"

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AN: fuk off PREPZ ok!

Owada: If you're going to insult someone, at least be original.

Yamada: That's ironic, coming from you.

Owada: You shut your mouth you little pig-faced shit-stain!

Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists.

Maizono: Wait, is she serious? She should get serious help, and stop writing!

Yamada: Or at least stop reading the comments people have for your story.

Owada: I'm calling bullshit.

Maizono: You sure? She could be a real person, with real problems!

Yamada: In my experience, it's really hard to tell at this point. Some errors do appear to be intentional, but with the sheer number of mistakes, it might or might not be a troll.

PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

Owada: I still think she's going to update anyway.

Yamada: Not to mention, how does she expect to get 'god' reviews?

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Monokuma: X-

Owada: Shut the fuck up!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

Maizono: Viewer… what? What on earth could be worse than the stuff that's already been written about?

Yamada: So far we've had: vampires, sex, blood-drinking, language, supposed pedophilia, nudity, have I missed anything?

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there.

Yamada: All of the spelling errors make it sound like there are a lot of Dark Lords running around.

Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was.

Owada: If you knew that, shouldn't you know his goddamn name?

Yamada: Do you know what his name is?

Owada: Um, no.

Draco was there crying tears of blood.

Maizono: So he's not dead. And he's crying again, the wimp.

Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

Yamada: Not only did she give him the wrong name, she did it consistently.

Maizono: It's Wormtail, right? How do you get that wrong?

Owada: It's not even a typo.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun

Owada: Well, he's dead now. Wait, she says 'we' but only one gun. How does that work?

he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "EbonyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." he said.

Maizono: What?! She SHOT you! You haven't even met! You're enemies! What the hell?

Owada: I'm with you on that one. What the fuck?

(in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

Yamada: You just can't change ages whenever you feel like it! It doesn't make any logical sense!

"Huh?" I asked.

Owada: That's actually a pretty normal reaction.

"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail.

Yamada: Even though he repeated it, it still doesn't make sense.

Maizono: And she still spelled it Snaketail.

I started laughing crudely.

Yamada: That seems… off.

Maizono: Let's see… *flips through dictionary* Well, it has a lot of meanings including: in a natural state, primitive simplicity, rough in execution, lacking a concealing element, unripe, or immature. None of which fit in that sentence.

Yamada: She probably meant 'cruelly', which doesn't exactly fit either.

Owada: We get it, she's an idiot. No need to keep jabbering every other sentence.

"What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily.

Maizono: Four times in three sentences, but she has a point.

Owada: Seriously, why do you keep doing this? It's stupid.

Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

Yamada: Wait, she had a gun. Where did the knife come from?

Maizono: Also, blood doesn't work like that. It can't do that no matter where she stabbed him.

Yamada: Oh, right, you speak from experience. But you can give her artistic lis-

Maizono: Shut up! How can you be so forgiving?

Yamada: I'm not, it's just that early on in my career, I was prone to mistakes as well.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around.

Owada: Pretty sure he's too dead to run around like a fucking idiot.

Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

Maizono: You killed him, why should you be sad?

Owada: Trust me, you regret it. If I had to take one thing back…

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming!

Yamada: I know what she meant but…*snigger*

Owada: You sound like a sleezebag when you say that.

We could hear his high heels clacking to us.

Maizono: He's wearing high heels? What? That's just silly, I can't take him seriously.

Yamada: Sebastian's final form has high heels and nobody messes with him.

Owada: Stop with your stupid references.

So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

Owada: Well that was damn easy.

Yamada: Also anti-climactic.

Maizono: And she's still freaking crying!

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw.

Owada: You've got to be kidding me. We don't fucking care about you and your shitty love life.

He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah)

Maizono: Boo! That joke was just sad.

and a really huge you-know-what and everything.

Yamada: We know! As a doujinshi author, the rule is to show, not tell.

Maizono: I didn't need to know that.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded.

Maizono: You *flips through dictionary* gave or gave up something. Why do the definitions contradict each other? That's weird.

"Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

Owada: Apparently this chic doesn't know that she's ugly. I'd be happy to help fix that problem.

Maizono: I agree her arrogance is irritating.

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

Yamada: She spends way too much unnecessary time hating on the 'preps'. It's really grating.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me!

Maizono: Shall we go over the list again?

Yamada: Be my guest, Miss Maizono.

Maizono: *ahem* You were not naked when Snape and Lupin were filming, and Wormtail is dead, and you can't spell any of their names right, so you don't deserve any of them.

Owada: Nerds.

I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty)

Yamada: You don't deny something after doing something that implies it, it only amplifies the effect.

Owada: Meaning she's a bitch.

"Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Maizono: WHAT?! What did she just say? That little- I can't believe her! That- I can't even!

Yamada: This dialogue is nonsense and Mary Sue-ness at its best. Or worst. I'm not sure.

Owada: Thank God we're done.

Maizono: T-th-that bitch!

Monokuma: I'm ending this before things get nasty!