Clerks Chapter 14, a teen titans fanfic

Clerks

A/N: Okay I would like to start off by telling you that what you're about to read is completely re-written the original chapter was well stupid it was about Christmas and shit and it just didn't work out the way I planed so I had to re-write this whole final chapter hope you enjoyed the story….

The Big Mother Fucking Finale

(AKA: Ghetto Rock!!!)

It was two days before new year's eve and the Titans were very all excited about the new year they knew that they were going to get drunk get fucked up and smoke as much weed as they could.

While watching TV Cyborg came across a very interesting news story on CNN it was about Saddam Hussein's hanging, at first Cyborg wanted to get up and shout out "Yeah we finally killed that mother fucking son of a bitch!!!".

But then as he watched him there scared shitless and totally scared of dying as they wrapped that big rope around his neck, Cyborg began to think of who the real monsters were was it the man getting hung or was it the guards hanging him?

After thinking about this for two and half seconds Cyborg almost felt sorry for him but then he quickly flipped the channel to BET and laughed his ass off as he watched a re-run of The Jamie Foxx Show he then thought to himself "Man that Jamie Foxx is one funny mother fucker".

It was officially the day before new year's eve and everybody at Titan's tower was getting ready in there own special way.

Beast Boy was wondering the halls looking for Raven he found her standing outside her room.

He ran up to her and kissed her real hard on the cheek, he then called her his sunshine

"So what are you going to this new years eve?" Beast Boy asked while raising an eyebrow.

"I don't know I was thinking of maybe staying here for the night" Raven said as she tried to look away.

"Well I was thinking of maybe you, and me staying in for the night and maybe you know fuck while were at it?" Beast Boy said as he scratched the back of his head.

"Okay, but you got to promise me that no one and I mean NO ONE can find out about this" Raven said as she walked closer to Beast Boy.

Meanwhile…

Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd were still standing outside the store waiting for new customers to show up and buy there drugs.

Just then Kid Flash came walking by, he was carrying a huge box of video types.

"Hey what you got there fuck face?" Gizmo said as he and Kid Wykkyd stood in Kid Flash's way.

"Well believe it or not this here is a box full of the Titan's and Slade's dirty little secrets I got them off e-bay" Kid Flash said.

"As in sex tapes?" Gizmo said as he raised an eyebrow.

"Well what else would they be?" Kid Flash said.

"I was thinking of watching them on new year's eve but don't tell Robin" he continued

"Oh, we won't if you just let us watch them with you" Gizmo said as he lit himself a smoke.

"Okay, fine whatever…" Kid Flash said as he walked by passed them.

Titans Tower

Robin was busy getting dressed for his big date with Rose.

Just then he hared a loud crash coming from downstairs he quickly ran to see what it was, what he saw was Rose and Starfire fighting in the tower.

Robin knew what to do he just ran up between the two of them, one of Starfire's bolts hit him right in the leg which wounded him pretty badly.

Five Minutes Later….

Robin woke up in the infirmary room he was hurt pretty badly the only person who was with him was Cyborg.

"Dude you were pretty fucked up back there" Cyborg said as he looked at the charts

"What happen?" Robin asked raising an eyebrow.

"Well Starfire hit you with one of here bolts" Cyborg said.

"Oh, shit…were are the girls now?" Robin asked sounding worried.

"There at the mall but I wouldn't go there if I was you there pretty pissed off my advice move on" Cyborg said.

"Yeah you're right I have been a fool into thinking I could sore with the two of them" Robin said feeling very depressed.

"Look if it's gonna make you feel any better I just got Lil Jon and the east side boyz to come and play here at the tower for new year's eve" Cyborg said.

"Yeah sounds fun but I can't stay I got to make sure Kid Flash doesn't burn the store down" Robin said as he got up and left for the store.

New Year's Eve…

Back at the store Kid Flash was searching through the box for a tape that would satisfy them for the new year.

He then came across something interesting it was a tape labeled "Terra's Greatest Hits Vol.1" curios to see what it was he quickly grabbed it and ran off to the back of the store.

"So what you get?" Gizmo asked as he and Kid Wykkyd sat there in the back with popcorn.

"Well I'm not sure but I bet it's pretty sick and twisted" Kid Flash said as he placed the tape inside the VCR.

It started out in a dark bed room which was probably inside Slade's old lair.

Terra then came on wearing a sexier version of her battle suit she then looked at the camera and smiled a sexy smile.

"Are you ready to get your freak on?" A voice said in the background which was probably Slade's.

Exotic music started playing in the background and Terra started doing the "Buffalo Bill" dance in Silence of the lambs.

"Do you want to fuck me?" she said in a sexy tone of voice.

She then slowly started taking her top off.

It was at this point that Robin walked into the store he was pretty much shocked at what he saw.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!" he screamed at the top of his voice.

"Look dude relax were just here screwing around nothing serious okay?" Kid Flash said as he tried to calm Robin down.

"Man you're right it's just that things really have gotten fucked up lately" Robin said as he walked over to a nearby chair and sat down.

Kid Flash handed him a beer and said "Man you'll get over it…"

Robin just sat there and drank his misery away.

"You know there are a lot of girls in this town but only one can fill up that special place in your heart" Kid Wyykyd said.

Robin and Kid Flash just gave out a weird look.

"Oh, yeah he does this sometimes you know he only talks to try and make a point or some shit like that" Gizmo said while rolling his eyes.

"You know what he's right I'm going to go and tell Starfire how much I love her" Robin said as he quickly ran out the store.

"You think he's got a chance?" Kid Flash said

"Hell no" Gizmo said as he lit himself a smoke.

The Mall…

Starfire was sitting on a beach waiting for Rose to get back from the restroom.

All of a sudden Robin came busting though the front door screaming "Starfire I love you!!!!"

Starfire got up and walked over to him and said "Is this true?"

"Yes I didn't truly realize it up until now you see you're the type of person I could see spending the rest of my life with I know life can get crazy sometimes but you have always been there for me and I just can't let you go, I want to be your lover and your friend" Robin said.

"Oh, Robin that is so sweet" Starfire said as she wrapped her arms around him and kissed him hard on the lips.

Titans Tower…

"YEAH!!!! I guess it all worked out at the end now before we end this bitch I want all ya'll start singing with me yeah alright WHAT!!!!" Lil Jon said as he and the east side boyz came up on stage.

What, hey hey, it the kings of crunk
Bitch (bitch), Lil Jon (Lil Jon), Lil Bo (Lil Bo), Big Sam (Big Sam), hey (hey),
This shit right here for everybody that's proud of the motherfuckin city (yeah)
you proud of your mothafuckin' neighborhood (yeah) shit! (shit!)

Let's go,
Ohh what's this shit that you throwin' up, East side nigga,
Ohh What's the click that you represent, West side nigga,
Ohh what's this shit that you throwin' up, North side nigga,
Ohh what's the click that you represent, South side nigga.

Well get it crunk, mothafucker get crunk,
Ohh get crunk mothafucker get crunk

Wonderin' who am I, I'm bo hagon BME representer heaven sent a nigga who enter this cold as the winter,
step away from the top, step away from the block, step away from shootin' or gettin shot, bitch nigga
fuck that you buck we buck back, what you think we cut slack for some kind of tough cat,
just cause some nigga was dead, with the head leakin out, pink and red leakin out, now them feds sneakin out, nigga fuck it, we'll hop in the bucket and haul ass, you was mad cous I seen you was
we'll hop in the bucket and haul ass, you a snake cause I seen you was creepin' in tall grass,
I bust em all fast repeatedly, and heatedly tryed to make that
mothafucker leave imediately ima pimp I'm a gansta all the above and I'm worldwide
babygirl show me some love, we gon drank real good and decent bud bo hagon you don't give a damn
we don't give a fuck.

Well get it crunk, mothafucker get crunk,
Ohh get crunk mothafucker get crunk

You from the south side nigga represent that shit
You from the mid-west nigga represent that shit
You from that east coast nigga represent that shit
You from the west coast nigga represent that shit
Now throw your motherfuckin' click up high in the sky
Now throw your motherfuckin' boys up high in the sky
Now throw your motherfuckin' squad up high in the sky
Now throw your motherfuckin' sets up high in the sky

Get crunk in this bitch, shake your dreads in this bitch
Get crunk in this bitch, throw some bows in this bitch
Get crunk in this bitch, niggas start that shit
Get crunk in this bitch, niggas start that shit
Get crunk in this bitch, start pushing and shit
Get crunk in this bitch, run around in this bitch
Get crunk in this bitch, run around in this bitch
Get crunk in this bitch, start a mosh pit

Well get it crunk, mothafucker get crunk,
Ohh get crunk mothafucker get crunk

Now bitch niggas straight crunk
Its beena long time for a nigga to act the way
we actin'
I tell you what, its been a long time for a nigga
to act like the way we livin'
Well fuck us, shiat

(Straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk, straight crunk, straight crunk,
straight crunk)

I don't give a fuck nigga, I don't give a fuck hoe
If your ass act up, we'll stomp that ass to the floor
I don't give a fuck nigga, I don't give a fuck hoe
If your ass act up, we'll stomp that ass to the floor

Pussy nigga, what what, pussy nigga, what what
Bitch nigga, what what, bitch nigga, what what
Pussy nigga, what what, pussy nigga, what what
Bitch nigga, what what, bitch nigga, what what

Well get it crunk, mothafucker get crunk,
Ohh get crunk mothafucker get crunk

And as the night went on everybody partied to the new year they got drunk got wasted smoked a lot of weed and pretty much hade a lot and I mean a lot of oral sex with each other….

THE END….

Lil Jon Moves In With The Titans

(AKA: The Eploge)

The next day as the Titans were all sitting down getting ready for breakfast when all of a sudden Lil Jon came out yelling "YEAH!!! What's Up Teen Titans!!!!"

"Um.. Cyborg what's he still doing here?" Robin asked while feeling very unconvertible.

"Oh, well you see Lil Jon didn't have a place to stay for the night so I asked him to spend the night here" Cyborg said while he was cooking the food.

"YEAH and I think I'm gonna stay here plus the recording studio ain't that far away from here so I can go there record an album and come back here to hang with you guys YEAH WHAT!!!!" Lil Jon said as his golden teeth sparkled.

"Sure why not we always wanted to have a celebrity around here anyway so yeah I guess you can live here as long as you want.." Robin said with smile on his face.

"YEAH WHAT OKAY!!!!" Lil Jon yelled in excitement.

"YEAH!!!!!" All the Titans except for Raven yelled.

Now that's the real end….

YEAH!!!

WHAT!!!

OKAY!!!

A/N: Well I guess that's it for me for now but I'll see you all real soon…hope you enjoyed the story I know I did, also the lyrics to the song "Get Crunk" are by Lil Jon And The East Side Boyz YEAH WHAT!!!!