Me: "Here goes nothing. Start the fic."
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"Robin, I have traveled from the deepest heart of Africa to join your team." Said Beast Boy.
"Listen…Change…Thing!" said Red X.
"Actually it's Changeling." Said Beast Boy.
"Whatever! The point is I'm sorry to say this but this team is filled up! Find another city to take your parade to!" said Red X.
"What parade? I'll I see is my elephant and my flying carpet." Said Beast Boy.
It was at this moment that Red X noticed that all that stuff everyone was singing about had disappeared.
"But how…where… huh?" stumbled Red X.
"That's quite a carpet you have there. I don't suppose I could…." Robin pointed upward to give BB the gist of what he was asking.
"OH sure! Ride your brains out." Said Beast Boy as he got off.
Robin climbed on and was about to fly off when Red X's staff sunk right into Carpet.
"I don't think that's such a good idea!" said Red X.
"Come on X, one thing I pride myself on is that I'm an excellent judge of character. Even I learn to have a little fun, and that's saying something." Said Robin.
Robin kicked Red X's staff out of the way and Carpet took off. X Hawk who was standing on the head of the staff falls down repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descends. Meanwhile Robin and Carpet fly high into the ceiling then do a dive-bomb attack flying under Naru scaring the poor little elephant…lemur…guy.
"Exactly how deep in the heart of Africa did you say you were from?" asked Red X.
"Um…Much deeper than you've been I'm sure." Said Beast Boy.
"Try me." Challenged Red X.
Red X and Beast Boy duck in time as Robin and Carpet whiz centimeters over their heads.
"Look out X Hawk!" warned Robin as Carpet started to chase after him.
X Hawk tried to fly out of the way but Carpet chased after him every flap of the way.
"Hey, watch it! Watch it with that dumb rug!" said X Hawk.
But despite his pleas for some reason Robin couldn't hear him. Just when it seemed as if X Hawk was going to be midair road kill Carpet zoomed underneath him. X Hawk gives a sigh and wipes his brow, now if only he saw the wall he was headed to.
WHAM!
He falls to the floor and his head is circled by miniature Robins on Carpets saying "Have a fish stick" over and over.
"Look out you guys I'm landing this thing!" said Robin.
Robin landed the rug and came sliding off.
"Pretty good kid." Said Red X.
"I do seem to have a bit of a knack for it don't I? Now this kid here…" said Robin putting a hand on BB's shoulder. "This kid has a lot of talent!"
"Robin I'm going to have to disagree! This kid is nothing short but an amateur! The other Titans will take one look at him and try to get rid of him on sight!" said Red X.
"Robin, please, I am THE Changeling. I wouldn't be surprised if they asked for my autograph." Said Beast Boy.
"Don't count on it." Said a voice.
They turned around to see the other three Titans looking pissed.
Just one look on their faces and BB thought 'Well so much for first impressions.'
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Junkyard…
Sarah was singing in a convertible on top of the mountain of garbage that used to be BB's room. Until he could get in good with the Titans his room was up for grabs…unfortunately Sarah was the first one to grab it.
Sarah happily sung from her new room "Somewhere, out there; beneath the pale moon light. Someone's thinking of me, and loving me…"
SPLAT!
A rotten tomato had hit the back door.
Sarah just tried to ignore it picking up where she left off.
"And loving me…"
SPLAT!
Another tomato had hit the car.
"And loving me!"
SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!
A barrage of rotten fruit and vegetables were thrown at the car courtesy of Max and Tech.
"Told you this would be fun!" said Max.
"I didn't think it would be but you were right." Said Tech.
"ARGH! YOU'RE THROWING FRUITS AND VEGTABLES AT ME AGAIN? YOU TWO I SWEAR! THE INSTANT I GET DOWN FROM…"
However Sarah didn't get the chance to finish her rant because the car was now sliding down hill.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I NEED TO STEER THIS THING!" shouted Sarah.
She grabbed the steering wheel and tried to get the car to avoid obstacles but it only made the car spin out of control.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" screamed Sarah.
The car finally halted when it hit another mound of junk.
"Sarah! Are you okay?" asked Max.
"I think so." Said a voice from the car.
"Good because BWA HA HA HA HA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS RIGHT TECH?" asked Max.
Tech started to laugh too but unknown to the clowns Sarah had gotten out of the car and now had a weapon in her hand.
"Uh-oh…she found the muffler." Said Max.
"Time to run?" asked Tech.
"Yeah, time to run." Said Max.
Sarah then proceeded to chase the only two guys left all over the junkyard yelling about how she was going to hit them with a muffler.
Jillian sighed as she watched her best gal pal chase the boys around with a muffler trying to hit them with it.
With Beast Boy gone she was in charge of keeping everyone in the junkyard safe. She wasn't sure if she was up to such a responsibility, but she would have to be whether she liked it or not. She felt compelled to sing.
"I am not a child now I can take care of myself I mustn't let them down now. Mustn't let them see me cry I'm fine I'm fine
I'm too tired to listen I'm too old to believe All these chidish stories There is no such thing as faith, and trust and pixie dust
I try But it's so hard to believe I try But I can't see what you see I try, I try I try
My whole world is changing I don't know where to turn I 'can't leave you waiting But I can't stay and watch this city burn watch it burn
'Cause I try But it's so hard to believe I try, but I can't see what you see I try I try
I try and try to understand the distance in between The love I feel and the things I fear and every single dream
I can finally see it Now I've got to believe All those precious stories All the world is made o faith and trust... and pixie dust
So, I'll try Because I finally believe I'll try, cuz I can see what you see
I'll try, I'll try
I will try
I'll try...
To fly..."
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