Disclaimer: Note that I do not own anything Square-Enix related- rather, just the irrelevancies that appear in this story. XD
Please note that even though I said that Rikku will not appear until Act 15, there will be a slight speed-up or delay in that chapter. Please wait peacefully until I have fully completed it. O Domo.
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Act 14: Operation Mi'ihen
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(The
three have finally arrived at the beginning of Mushroom Rock, where
Yuna is greeted by Clasko)
Clasko: Lady Yuna?
Yuna: (Sighs and points at him) At least someone knows my name!
All: (Sweat drop)
Clasko: Umm…yes… Anyways, (Clears his throat) please use the elevator to the next floor. The Crusades (That's that they're called, ne? OO Please correct me if I'm wrong.) will be needing your assistance in "Operation Mi'ihen".
Yuna: I shall. Onwards, my lowly servants! (Marches off into the direction of the little passage that was pointed to)
All: …
Lulu: Is it just me, or is her arrogant ego still getting to everyone here besides me?
All: Oh no. We've all pretty much gotten used to it. Yea. It doesn't bother me anymore. Right? Yeah.
Lulu: (Vein pop) I…see…
(Proceed onto following with path. I must warn you, the monsters ahead are very dangerous if you do have at least Yuna out to summon your way out of these situations with Ifrit. Make sure you save when you see the Save Sphere and as you progress to each level, be sure to search around for treasure chests. The crew finds themselves watching Seymour delivering an encouraging speech to the Crusaders)
Seymour: Everyone!
Tidus: …When did he make it up here before we do when he knocked himself out with his own smoke bombs?
All: (Shrugs)
Seymour: Here, we shall defeat Sin!
All: YEAAAAAH!
Seymour: And in order to do so, just remember- I believe in you all and that each and everyone of you Even though you may die will be doing a bit of good for Spira in your own way!
All: (Starts looking at him confused)
Seymour: Umm…do your best everyone! You're dismissed.
All: Yes! (Leaves as Wakka steps up to him)
Wakka: Sir…
Seymour: Yes?
Wakka: Why is your…beautiful…uh…graceful…intellectual…vein-popping self presently present here today?
All: (Groans and smacks themselves in the head for Wakka's stupidity)
Seymour: Please, speak to me as you usually would.
Wakka: Umm… Aren't you gonna do anything to stop them? They're using forbidden macchina, ya? Isn't that against the teachings?
Seymour: Yes, I suppose I should…
Wakka: Looks hopeful
Seymour: But I won't. You see, they are also doing something that Yevon has instructed them to do- to defeat Sin with everything they can.
Wakka: But, the macchina!
Seymour: Hmm? I'll just pretend that I didn't see them.
Wakka: (Gasps) You…you hypocrite!
Seymour: Yes, I suppose I am. Now, if you'll excuse me, I shall be leaving right now.
Wakka: That…that darn man…
Tidus: We know, we know. Let's keep going.
(And so, they continue with their quest to save the Skittles! Oops. I mean Spira.)
Yuna: Oh god… This is tiring… SOMEONE START CARRYING ME!
All: …
Kimahri: (Offers to carry her)
Yuna: NU UH! NO MONEY MAN IN A BLUE SUIT IS GONNA CARRY MEH! For I am…YUNA THE GREAT! BWAHAHA!
Kimahri: --
Auron: Walk yourself you annoying brat…
Yuna: AAH? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT! (Points at him rudely)
Auron: We're not waiting for you, ya know…
(Luceil then comes up to the crew on a chocobo)
Luceil: Lady Yuna?
Yuna: Yes?
Luceil: Please proceed up to the upmost floor so we may begin the operation. You may take that lift up to get there.
Yuna: Thank you. We will. (Turns to crew after Luceil leaves) Ah hah! You heard that, servants! Let's get a move on it already!
All: …
Lulu: Does anyone…?
All: …
Lulu: ArgH! Forget it you little miscreants! (Storms off on her own)
Tidus: 'Mis…creants'?
Wakka: Your brain is at a capacity level where you wouldn't understand all this, ya?
Tidus: What? Are you Jamaican?
Wakka: -- I rest my case.
Tidus: You can rest suitcases! OO
Wakka: --;;
(And so, when you reach the uppermost floor, explore the place before you leave to find some items. Head south of the machinery to find a little piece of land where Loser is standing. I mean Luzzu.)
Lulu: So, you're going to participate in this operation?
Luzzu: Yea…
Wakka: And didn't Chappu do the same, ya? And that's what got him killed too.
Luzzu: Chappu… I told him to enlist in the Crusades…
Wakka: You what?
Luzzu: 'I TOLD HIM TO ENLIST IN THE CRUSADES'. NO COMPRENDE?
Wakka: --;; I know, I was just saying that to add some drama…
Luzzu: Oh, sorry. (Clears throat) But yes, I told him to do so.
Wakka: …(Growls and punches him in the face, sending him flying to hit the ground)
(Everyone gasps at this sudden action whilst Tidus is trying to hold Wakka back from murdering him)
Tidus: Wakka! That's enough, Wakka!
Wakka: (Calms down a bit) Chappu… Chappu would always say that when he won the blitzball tournament, he would propose to Lulu and make her the happiest woman ever. But instead, on that day, he got himself killed by Sin.
(Lulu blushes)
Luzzu: (Slowly gets up, rubbing his jaw) And Chappu also told me…that he wanted his girl to be safe and happy. So he died for a good cause, right?
Wakka: (Growls again)
Luzzu: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go now. (Starts walking but Yuna stops him)
Yuna: Sir Luzzu, please!
Luzzu: I have to, Lady Yuna…
Yuna: OH HO HO HO! He knows my name as well! What a big world we live in!
Luzzu: (Sweat drop)
Tidus: Uh…don't you mean 'small' world?
Yuna: (Glares at him) Is Spira that small?
Tidus: (Sweat drop) I derno. It's my first time here, remember?
Yuna: Oh. Ok…
Auron: Let him go, Yuna. It's the man's duty. Hic! Oops! Cat's outta tah bag! Tee hee!
All: …
Wakka: (Gasps in a girly voice) Sir Auron! Have you been drinking again?
Auron: …NooOoOooOoooo…. (Puts his sake bottle away and hiccups again)
Luzzu: (Shakes his head) Idiots… I wonder how he ever became the greatest Guardian ever known too! (Leaves)
Auron: Ugh. I am like, sOOOooOoooOoo insulted!
All: …
Yuna: Kids, we have to move on. (Leaves)
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(Make
your way onward to where the operation will take place- and make sure
to purchase some items from O'waka XXIII.)
(A/N: I forgot how this scene went and I even had to look up the Maester's name! So bear with me as I make up this scene. xD)
(The whole gang has arrived at the scene where Operation Mi'ihen would begin. A fat, short, bald stocky man comes up to them)
Auron: …Kinoc?
Kinoc: Oh dear! My, it's Auron! YO WHATSUP, HOMIE?
All: (Sweat drop)
Auron: AMEN TO THAT! How you been, homaaayy? Been hustling lately?
Kinoc: Damn right!
Auron: Heh. And I see that you've made yourself a Maester of Yevon- aside from that Guado boy.
Tidus: Who the-…?
Lulu: Maester Wen Kinoc, one of the four Maesters of Yevon and commander of all of the Crusades.
Tidus: Aah… I see. And they seem to be good friends too.
Lulu: (Sweat drop) Really?...
Auron: You know this isn't gonna work, Kinoc.
Kinoc: (Laughs) Although it might not, these fools know that their lives were on the line from the beginning already. You see, I have anticipated this to happen. Sin will always come back for his spawns, so why not use it to lure him out?
Auron: (Gasps) I should've known that this was all your doing!
Kinoc: …Well, duh… I told you that it was my idea in the beginning…
Auron: No you didn't.
Kinoc: I didn't? (Looks over to Lulu and Tidus who shakes their heads) Oh. I see. Well, I did now. So, hah! In your face! So, let us chat about old times sake, shall we? (Brings Auron over to the edge of the cliff)
(Now use this time to chat with everyone if you wish to do so, search for all the chests available in the preparation area, and to shop from O'aka. Then talk to the guard near the masters after you have finished- not before you've saved though!)
Guard: Ok. Then stand back. The Operation shall begin.
(The guards releases the sinspawns, which draws Sin closer to shore. The Crusades and the Chocobo Knights will fight the monsters that are near shore, while others starts firing cannons at Sin, and lastly, leaving the Al Bheds to charge up their super duper mega buster cannon dealy to shoot Sin. Now, since the Sinspawn has been awakened- it joins together to create Sinspawn Gui. It's time to fight.)
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(You
should have Yuna, Lulu, Auron out for this battle. Yuna, with her
Aeons can attack the head of the boss- the weakspot of it that uses
magic and she can also heal. Lulu, with her magic furies
(Overdrive) can weaken the various places of the Sinspawn's body.
And for Auron, he can get rid of the arms, rendering the boss
defenseless- for awhile. When the arms are gone, you can start
attacking the stomach all you wish.)
Tidus: Shyt, this thing is huge.
Yuna: HEY! WHY'D YOU COME OUT AFTER I'VE SUMMONED MY BIG MONSTER BIRD THING!
(Valefor turns to glare at Yuna for awhile, ready to attack if she hurls out one more insult at him)
Tidus: (Shrugs) I derno. I was just bored since the authoress didn't recommend me into the fight. (Smiles innocently)
Yuna: --;;
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(After
Sinspawn Gui is defeated, everyone that was involved in the operation
will be annihilated during Sin's Gravity spell. Auron will say
that Sin is about to strike, while Yuna wakes up to find herself in a
completely destroyed command center. The Sinspawn Gui is still
alive, but Seymour and Auron rushes in to save the day- and the
heroine!)
Yuna: Eewww. Where's all the hot fanboys that should be trying to protect me as of this moment! (Looks at Seymour and Auron in disgust)
Auron: -- Fine, if you don't want my volunteered services…then I shall leave. You're the 'GREAT ANIMAL MASTER SUMMONER MONSTER TAMER, YUNA', correct?
Yuna: (Sweat drop) Wow, it's a miracle that you've even remembered that. I even had to change a couple of words or add some to it to make it make sense! xD
Auron: --;;
Seymour: So, how shall we take care of this, my lady?
Yuna: You shut up. Damn mofo…
Seymour: ;-;
(The Sinspawn is weakened this time, so just use Seymour to whoop its ass with his powerful magic. You can wait for his Overdrive to charge, but trust me, it's not worth it. --; Use Yuna to heal, Auron to attack the arms, and Seymour to thrash away. After the creature is defeated, the Al Bheds finally release their ultimate attack with the cannon provided. But they find, to their dismay, that it does nothing and Sin counters one last time to destroy that machine. Once again, Sin is victorious…)
Tidus: Is on the beach and had just woken up Augh… What just happened? (Rubs his head and sees dead bodies surrounding him) … Face turns pale EEEK! MOMMYY! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
(A vulture starts pecking at dead people as Tidus shivers. He stands up and heads north to see Gatta, cuddled near the rock wall in fear)
Gatta: Luzzu…Luzzu he…
Tidus: What happened to Loser, Goat Boy?
Gatta: (Looks up at him with tears)
Tidus: Oh… Well, sorry… But what happened to him?
Gatta: He…was torn apart…bloody and guts and all… His flesh! Just thrown across the whole beach! (Screams and cries)
(Sin is at the waters, turning around to swim away)
Tidus: Grr… Hey! Don't you go anywhere! (He starts running after his father, swimming after him)
I don't know why I ran after him that day. I was trying to chase him down like a thief at a market. I was angry, really angry. All those deaths of all those people- was it really his fault? All I knew though that day, was that I really wanted to go home. …Home, where I belong… But without all the crime and violence, ya know? Cause Zanarkand was on the "Top 1 Most Dangerous Cities"- namely, Zanarkand was also the only city on that list as well.
(Tidus is seen sitting at the beach, watching Yuna performing the Sending for all the people that were lost. Move left to watch the scene and to pick up a treasure chest as well.)
Auron: You knew this wasn't going to work.
Kinoc: Of course. That's why I sent them to do it. DUH.
Auron: TT Is this really the time to be acting retarded?
Kinoc: Uh…but I'm nah acting…
All: …
Auron: …That would explain it.
(Kinocs leaves and Seymour then comes up to Yuna)
Seymour: Oh, great and beautiful Yuna! This is the scene where I declare my undying love for you and you agree with it in harmony! (He dramatically twirls around and lands on his face on the sand)
All: (Starts snickering as Seymour tries to get back up)
Yuna: (Rolls her eyes) Ya know, if you really wanna propose to me, do it CORRECTLY! ALRIGHT! (She storms away)
Seymour:
Ah! Yuna-sannn! (He finally gets up and chases after
her)
(Tidus walks to Auron who is standing to the LEFT- Wait, I
think this whole scene was before the whole suggesting proposal
scene, so I'll just stick this in…)
Auron: Jecht came you know.
Tidus: I know.
Auron: He came to see you.
Tidus: Yea.
Auron: And he said, "Come back home Tidus! Come hooomeee!"
Tidus: Wtf? Dude, just shut up. I get the point!
Auron: Oh, right. Let's just move on since you're being annoying.
Tidus: Hey! I'm NOT annoying, alright? Ask anyone on the set!
(Random people passes by Tidus, muttering comments like, "Idiot, moron, retard, crybaby," and much much more. A defeated look comes on Tidus' face and he sighs. And all the way to the left where Yuna did the Sending for awhile, look for some treasure chests. Now it's time to go to Djose Temple!)