Welcome to the Mata-chatroom.
Ch. 14
A-well-a bird is dah wurd! 8D
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"Mata-chat tweet update. Status:
By FrostyBite18.
Comments~
BurntToast19: YOU SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU! DX
FrostyBite18: lol not my fault you're stuck with your dad's old pick up.
Burnttoast19: How were you even able to afford this!? You work like, eight different jobs a week! Too short to get a paycheck!
ForstyBite18: it's rude to ask about my financial funds. And at least I can GET a job.
BurntToast19: F*** you! DXX"
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"Mata-chat journal update.
By RockyKick16.
Eating: nothing.
Drinking: nothing.
Doing: PANICKING!
Watching: nothing.
Current mood: PANIC! D8
~ It's. BACK…
It's staring at me. Outside the window. Of my chemistry class. It's mocking me…
It's. F***ing. Mocking. Me.
Why the hell does it have a spork!?
…I'm so scared…!"
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"MiniTwister15: Dude! Please! I'm BEGGING you!
RockyKick16: No. lol
MiniTwister15: PLEASE?
RockyKick16: Hmm…no. XD
MiniTwister15: Man I'll do ANYTHING!
RockyKick16: Anything…?
MiniTwister15: ANYTHING! DX
RockyKick16: Hmm…okay, fine.
MiniTwister15: YUSH! What do I do?
RockyKick16: Okay…you…have to go outside, run all the way to the college and back…
MiniTwister15: Pft, that's it?
RockyKick16: Hold on, not finished. You have to do all this, while screaming, 'they're after me lucky charms!'…
MiniTwister15: lol and?
RockyKick16: Naked.
MiniTwiser15:…how naked?
RockyKick16: Buck and bones.
MiniTwister15:…4 cereal?
RockyKick16: 4 cereal. Oh, and you have to let me record the whole thing. XDD
MiniTwister15:…
RockyKick16: So?
MiniTwister15:…
RockyKick16: I knew it. You're not gonna-
MiniTwister15: SWEET!
MiniTwister15 is now offline.
RockyKick16: OxO' Wait a minute-! Kongu! I was KIDDING! Kongu! WAIT!
…
RockyKick16:…aw sh**…
FireCracker16 has logged onto mobile chat.
FireCracker16: Hewkii…
RockyKick16: Yeah…?
FireCracker16: you wouldn't by chance have anything to do with me seeing Kongu bolt past me screaming 'they're after me lucky charms' while in nothing but his birthday suit, would you?
RockyKick16:…maybe…
LittleBird16 has logged onto mobile chat.
LittleBird16: Anyone want to tell me just why Kongu has suddenly decided to become a nudist? In front of the pet shop of all places? I got kids in here you know! DX
FireCracker16: *points at Hewkii*
LittleBird16: …why am I not surprised?
AirMonkey22 has logged onto mobile chat.
AirMonkey22: omg it's my childhood all over again XDD
RockyKick16: lol What?
AirMonkey22: lol ever since Kongu was a tot, he's hated wearing clothes. Kid was a nudist ever since he was born up until mom discovered bribery. LOL
FireCracker16: oi vey…
LittleBird16: you must be SO proud…
Airmonkey22: You have no idea! *wipes away proud tear, sniffles*
BigBird24 has logged onto mobile chat.
BigBird24: Matau…
AirMoneky22: yeah?
Bigbird24: College security has arrested Kongu.
RockyKick16: For being nude?
BigBird24: That, and tackling the college headmaster. Fyi, she's Irish.
LittleBird16: Yeesh…again, WHY was he doing that exactly? I haven't seen him do anything THIS stupid since that incident at summer camp with the beaver.
RockyKick16:…*whistles innocently*
FireCracker16: *facepalm* Would this have anything to do with you getting that new Pokémon game and Kongu wanting to borrow it?
RockyKick16: Maaaaaaybe?
AirMoneky22: Mean. XD
BigBird24: Why do I let you hang around these people?
LittleBird16: I ask myself the same thing almost every day. But my excuse is they make life interesting. TwT
MiniTwister15 has logged onto mobile chat.
MiniTwister15: THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! 8DD
RockyKick16:…dude…where were you keeping your phone? OxO"
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"AcroJester17 has logged on.
AcroJester17: Hey Tahu?
BurntToast19: Yeah, wuts up?
AcroJester17: Did you see the news today?
BurntToast19: Pft, who watches the news anymore? XD
AcroJester17: Well did you at least hear?
BurntToast19: Hear what?
AcroJester17: About the bird?
BurntToast19: Bird?
AcroJester17: hm, weird. I figured everyone had heard the word about the bird.
BurntToast19: Bird?
FrostyBite18 has logged on.
FrostyBite18: no Tahu NO!
AcroJester17: A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word~!
FrostyBite18: Crap…!
AcroJester17: A well a everybody's heard about the bird! Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word! A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word! A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word!
BurntToast19: oh my f***ing gawd…
AcroJester17: Surfin' bird~~~! B-b-b aah, aah! Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa! Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa! Papa, ooma mow mow!
FrostyBite18:…
BurntToast19:…
AcroJester17:…Well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word!
BurntToast19…
Acrojester17: A well a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
FrostyBite18:…*puts pistol in mouth*
BurntToast19: Take me with you…
AcroJester17: THE BIRD IS THE WORD! 8DD"
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By DessertRunner18.
Mood: frustrated.
Doing: trying to break free!
~So…got my hands onn some chinnese finger cuffs today…noow typping with myy thumbs and pinkky…and i cann't get out of the cuffs! T~T
HELP!"
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"DessertRunner18 has logged onto mobile chat.
DessertRunner18: Hey Kopaka, where do you keep your ice pops?
FrostyBite18: Very back of the ice box, under the frozen p-…wait…why do you want to know?
DessertRunner18: Cause I'm looking and looking and there isn't an ice pop in sight man! Just frozen peas, meat, an ice chest…and I think I found somebody's shoe…you a size eleven?
FrostyBite18: Pohatu! You're in my HOUSE!?
DessertRunner18: No…maybe…yes.
FrostyBite18: Why!? And how did you even get in!? Nobody's home and the doors locked!
DessertRunner18: pft, come on, you don't need a DOOR to get into a house for an ice pop. I mean, come on.
FrostyBite18: WHY?
DessertRunner18: Well cause if a window's open or something, then you can just-
FrostyBite18: No I mean WHY are you in my HOUSE!?
DessertRunner18: Oh, that. Well today's Sunday, and we all know I go running on Sundays. I was jogging by your house and realized I was getting a bit warm and thirsty. My trusty water bottle was empty, and I felt like having an ice pop. And everyone knows you have a stash of ice pops in the freezer. And since you were at work, I decided to let myself in.
FrostyBite18:…
DessertRunner18: Hey, you have any ham? A sandwich sounds good about now and I-
FrostyBite18: GET OUT OF MY F***ING HOUSE YOU MOOCHING ASS-HOLE!
DessertRunner18: geez, I only asked if you had ham.
FrostyBite18: NOW…
DessertRunner18: Fine. I'll go to the crappy deli down the street. Geez…"
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"WhiteRage18: WHO THE F*** ATE MY LAST PIECE OF PIZZA!?
GreenVenom18: Geez Kurahk, a rage-attack over a pepperoni slice? You're a card. XDD
WhiteRage18: STFU and tell me who f***ing ate it! I put a f***ing note on the box saying 'do not f***ing touch' for f***'s sake!
GreenVenom18: turn off your F-bombs. And I dunno. Though there were pizza crumbs on the couch where Vorahk was napping a while ago.
WhiteRage18: That sonavubitch. Like his fat-ass needs anymore grease. I'm gonna kick his ass!
WhiteRage18 has logged off to murder Vorahk.
CrimsonFear19 has logged on.
CrimsonFear19: Dude, I though you told me YOU ate the last pizza.
GreenVenom18: Pft, yeah, you actually expect me to tell him that? At least Vorahk stands a chance against Kurahk during one of his hissy-fits.
CrimsonFear19: Yeah, you kinda do need to work out more…
GreenVenom18: STFU…"
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By Littlebird16.
Mood: Confused.
Doing: This.
~ So, got home from work. Was about to go inside, but stopped when I saw Pohatu jump out the kitchen window with a sandwich and an ice pop in his mouth. He looks at me and waves with a smile before jogging off.
By this point…nothing surprises me anymore. T-T"
To be continued…
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1)- I honestly have NO IDEA if there is such a thing as a snow terrain motorcycle. Too lazy to look it up. But if there is, please tell me! XDD 2)- The pineapple is back. GET IN THE CAR! 3)- ...I'm honestly unsure as to where this one came from. It came to me at one point, then it was gone. (Very small reference to nudist Kongu in my 'Pacifier' fic. Check it out!) 4)- Again...I blame family guy and terrible 50's music crazes. 5)- Chinese finger cuffs. The ultimate test of escape. Not even Hoodeenee could escape this! 6)- God don't you just love those friends that just seem to find it right to barge right into your home like it's their own? XDD 7)- NEVER. Eat Kurahk's pizza…and he loves F-bombs. Srsly. XD 8)- Too much exposure to random weirdness can result in emotional numbness to future random weirdness.
REVIEW PLEASE!