Chapter 14: Secret Saturdays: Halfway to Sunday

Summary: It's a Secret Saturdays fanfiction so if you've been confused.

Fake Genre: Adventure

Inspired by the great Peter Chimaera

Secret Saturdays: Halfway to Sunday

Author's Nose:

Wadi Fan (which is possibly autistic 28 year old girl like Chris-Chan but a girl) said other users here was writing stories about Secret Saturdays and don't know anything about them but we decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER 1: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

18 year old Zak Saturday was studying in his was studying labratories.

Fellow Secret Scientist co-worker Epsilon said, "Zak Saturdad, what are you working on?"

"I have discovered new possibly spirit of Kur leftover in other dimension but is so volatile it does not have a cryptid control but demonic control so we must observe with caution."

Just then a Mary Sue went on Epsilon's head. "OH NO WHERE DID MARY SUE COME FROM!" screamed Epsilon and tried to get off. Zhak went to gets his Claw but it was missing so had to borrow a screwdriver. He stabs the Mary Sue and Epsilon was okay but he had been partially rendered into an anime bishonen and turned 59% homosexual.

"Watch where you stab that thing, just kidding thanks! Hey, you want to hook up sexually?"

"HAHA," they laughed.

And then they both had gay man sex because it's hot and makes other people angry.

"Hey, where did Kur power?"

"It is been stoled!"

"We must get back!"

"Okay, after more butt sex."

And then they had more butt sex.

CHAPTER 2: THEY RECROVER THE KUR POWER AND REGAIN THEIR FORMERLY ESTABLISHED HETEROSEXUALITY BUT THEY DON'T

Zak and Epsilon arrived at the Weird World scene where bad guy from the show said, "I have taken the Kur power and it will cause mass destruction!"

"NO, NOT ALL OF ATLANTA!" Which was target of where they were and it was nice place but I don't know anybody from there.

"IF YOU DO NOT ADHEAR TO MY WISHES"

"NOT QUICK ENOUGH!" and the Kur power was released and the place was slowly become warped with evil and chaos and sexual deviancy and urine.

"You must escape out of here with increased agility!" But Epsilon was already torn asunder.

CHAPTER 3: DISTRACTING IMMOLATION

"This is Zak Saturday, how do we stop Kur? I know!"

And he used Miranda Grey's Portal Gun to push Weird World into a portal so Atlanta wouldn't be infested by evils of Kur and it would only go off harmless and drown in the Pacific ocean.

"Hooray, I succeded in securing another season!"

"Not so fast, Mr. Saturday! I will see you canceled."

And Zak was burned by super hot fires from out of nowhere.

"No, it can't end like this!" screamed Zak.

What happens next? I'm not sure, but I will possibly take requests one day.

Thanks for reading. Please get off your computers and go outside for a while.